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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
is good odea? ?

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Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
Yeah do it

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



youll be disappointed

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Fandyien posted:

youll be disappointed

Y

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
you could be the mayor of a big city on crack, it's a good idea

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
think about it: it's cocaine but better. duh.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
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Fandyien posted:

youll be disappointed

don't listen to him. Just smoke a little crack

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

it's whack

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

angerbot posted:

you could be the mayor of a big city on crack, it's a good idea

yeah, but he'd have to move to Canada.
Eww!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Buddha. posted:

don't listen to him. Just smoke a little crack

yeah...some crack does sound nice

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i've been around people smoking crack before and it never looks like it lives up to the hype

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7MTSs

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


smoke it /w your butte

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Fandyien posted:

i've been around people smoking crack before and it never looks like it lives up to the hype

that's why you have to smoke it too!

rio
Mar 20, 2008

weird but good decision OP

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
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Gay Roads posted:

yeah...some crack does sound nice

Just only do a little bit of crack. You can stop whenever you feel like it

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Buddha. posted:

Just only do a little bit of crack. You can stop whenever you feel like it

yeah, just a little. i got stuff to do in the morning.

where do you get crack anyway?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I've done coke but I still feel like crack is worse. I guess I'm a racist

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Smoke crack

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah, but he'd have to move to Canada.
Eww!

Marion Barry was re-elected in DC after he went to prison for smoking crack with a hooker. Rob ford is just a copycat

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Marion Barry was re-elected in DC after he went to prison for smoking crack with a hooker. Rob ford is just a copycat

DC is even worse than Canada.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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CRACK

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

Gay Roads posted:

yeah, just a little. i got stuff to do in the morning.

where do you get crack anyway?

Just find homeless people and ask if they want to go halfsies on some crack

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sure why not

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Gay Roads posted:

yeah, just a little. i got stuff to do in the morning.

where do you get crack anyway?

Once I was with some guys from work who bought crack from a guy who was riding his bike in circles in the parking lot in front of a trailer park shirtless in the middle of winter at 2am, so start there

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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gggiiimmmppp posted:

Once I was with some guys from work who bought crack from a guy who was riding his bike in circles in the parking lot in front of a trailer park shirtless in the middle of winter at 2am, so start there

k

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
OP, please consider that there are many people who hold the opinion that the use of rock cocaine, often called crack, is not a worthwhile recreational pursuit as the negatives far outweigh the positives. They have sometimes even been known to voice their belief that crack is, in fact, wack.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's actually not a good idea at all...














It's a great idea

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
If you're gonna smoke crack you'd better practice your dick sucking skills. You're gonna need them soon.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

this is ur brain



this is ur brain on drugs

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
More like...

BUTT CRACK! :iamafag:

Im so bored. :smith:

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Its the best feeling in the world.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

this is ur brain



this is ur brain on drugs



hosed if tru

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

this is ur brain



this is ur brain on drugs



I wish my brain had frog legs and a couple of six-shooters. Will crack do that for me?

Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms
It's like not even that great, but after your first hit or two you're going to want more, and maybe even do stupid poo poo to get it unless you end up buying a big rock of it and then something to knock you out when you're "done.' You'll probably do it again down the line thinking you did something wrong or like, 'it wasn't that bad,' and then you'll go down the ol' crack slippery slope that brings down thousands! Really, there are drugs out there that normal people can abuse and then put down, without your reward system going bonkers, like ecstasy and acid and stuff which are awesome, but crack is not one of those, the high just isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

this is ur brain



this is ur brain on drugs



so what you're saying is crack leads to vast improvements to ones brain good good

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

this is ur brain



this is ur brain on drugs



so this is telling me to do a lot of drugs right

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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WilltheMagicAsian posted:

this is ur brain



this is ur brain on drugs



lol sick

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
some people lose the ability to speak after they smoke for afew mins... sounds hardcore as gently caress to me.

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
its not that great

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