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Lil Cunty




I'd like to claim my sweet sweet prize

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Lil Cunty


WetNightmare posted:




A clue! A clueee!

this may be the funniest post i have ever read


Vynar posted:

WD-40 what did you pay for that?


pig slut lisa posted:

her innocence

but other than that, nothing

except my everlasting gratitude i suppose

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

is that dick in the negative zone what's with all the static

lol

maybe if you were cracking less jokes and sending more emails id have my new tag by now

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:



look at it can't you just taste it

almost

i think it tastes...sweet?

is this what victory tastes like

Lil Cunty


I think it's pretty bold to criticize the only dick with enough balls to send the pic

that dick is a symbol of friendship

it's a symbol of community, of teamwork, of seeing someone in need and lending a helping hand

it's a symbol of trust

it's a symbol of courage

it's a symbol of doing what's right and moreover it's a symbol of doing what needs to be done

that dick represents everything I love about BYOB

when we talk about that dick, we're taking about ourselves

Lil Cunty


just in case there was ever any doubt that i am the hog dawg:





(this one came with a really kind message, so i just want to say thank you to whoever sent it)

Lil Cunty


Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

hmm that dick looks odd.. what could it be... *zooms in*



FAAAAAKE

dammit! well ive still got my first pic

also i rescind my thanks :argh:

Lil Cunty


Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

considering the second dick pic is photoshopped, who can say the first isn't? especially with the very poor image quality..

i think video footage should be required for the hog dawg tag.

i will murder you

Lil Cunty


byobnights@yahoo.com


do it babies

I need a real dick pic, one that follows the rules

Lil Cunty


ok I just got an email from the second dick and he says it's not a photoshop. I don't know who he is but I believe him and am still waiting for my tag

Lil Cunty


lacking a dick of my own, I rely on the goodwill and generosity of others to claim my rightful title of hog dawg

if the integrity of the tag has been in any way damaged it's the fault of the patriarchy, not me

Lil Cunty


the generosity of my fellow yobbers once again astounds me

the first dick, ashamed of the poor quality of his original photo, has sent me this new picture to clear up any misunderstanding




thank you friend, you have my gratitude

bo-pepper hows that tag coming along

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

please continue to post dicks however

i will post any and all that are sent providing they follow the rules

Lil Cunty


byob: post your dick post your dick post your dick

*the monkeys claw tightens, there's a knock on the door*

byob: oooh nooooooooo





may my beautiful new tag serve as a reminder to us all to be careful what we wish for

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Lil Cunty


pig slut lisa posted:

post your dick you might feel better hell i know you will

hell I know I will

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