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My uncle Bernie is 32 y/o and only came out of the closet when his marriage to his high school sweetheart didn't work out 4 yrs ago. At 25 he graduated from medical training as a gynaecologist, at this point still fancying women - not that that is a prerequisite for becoming a gyno, but it is relevant to this story. When Bernie eventually realized his marriage was a sham and he didn't like pussy, he liked cock he adjusted to it well, hitting the gay scene in London and eventually finding his present partner, Malcolm. However ... Last time I spoke to Bernie he was telling me how he can't stand to look at vaginas any more, esp not all day every day. He has nightmares about giant cunts chasing him down the street. He's thinking of leaving his job, which is really high paying, but I don't know what to suggest as an alternative career. Thanks for listening
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Oct 26, 2014 13:07
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Last time I spoke to Bernie he was telling me how he can't stand to look at vaginas any more, esp not all day every day. He has nightmares about giant cunts chasing him down the street. same
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Oct 26, 2014 13:09
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he could become a proctologist
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Oct 26, 2014 13:11
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Well, you gotta admit, they does kinda look like a pastrami sandwich gone bad.
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Oct 26, 2014 13:13
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I think having nightmares about giant cunts chasing you down the street is a pretty normal thing OP.
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Oct 26, 2014 13:14
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If your uncle doesn't like his nice paying job where he has to look at old ladies baby-wrecked pussies all day I'll happily take it.
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Oct 26, 2014 13:16
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i have to imagine that all gynocologists have to be totally fed up with pussy i mean how much sickly obese stinky rear end puss have they had to suffer through over the years?? that poo poo enough to turn any man to the cock i imagine
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Oct 26, 2014 13:20
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Tsinava posted:If your uncle doesn't like his nice paying job where he has to look at old ladies baby-wrecked pussies all day I'll happily take it. i imagine its less that and more of the surprise. imagine an average, clean-looking woman coming into your office, only to have a horror pussy lurking inside of her pants
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Oct 26, 2014 13:26
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gaynecologist
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Oct 26, 2014 13:31
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being a pussy doctor has got to pay seriously well I would charge women more the grosser their pussy is, by making them take all sorts of useless tests if they asked why the tests were needed, I would just shoot them a patronizing glance, motion to their crotch, and say "have you seen that thing?"
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Oct 26, 2014 13:56
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Here are some alternative career choices:  He could also join the Navy
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Oct 26, 2014 14:12
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Oct 26, 2014 14:15
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Oct 26, 2014 16:06
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bernie and the oval office conundrum
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Oct 26, 2014 16:09
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Fart Puzzle posted:he could become a proctologist
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Oct 26, 2014 16:20
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gaynaecologist anyone say that yet?
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Oct 26, 2014 16:21
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as a heterosexual urologist i can sympathize with this man, for my dreams are haunted by diseased cocks the size of sequioas
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Oct 26, 2014 16:45
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He must get to see mad slizz
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Oct 26, 2014 16:48
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in science class we had taps in the desks to fill up beakers and... test tubes... and stuff and i told my friend to put his finger in and out of the tap hole and say "LOOK MISS IM A PROCTOLOGIST" and he did it and i laughed and laughed the teacher was who he was referring to when he said "miss"
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Oct 26, 2014 16:49
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All gay people have an irrational phobia of vagina. Its their one weakness.
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Oct 26, 2014 16:49
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The thought alone of having to smell STD funk on a daily basis makes me gag.
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Oct 26, 2014 16:49
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same except hard instead of gag
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Oct 26, 2014 16:50
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All gay people hate women/men(probably just women though) that's why they made the wrong choice to love penis/vagina exclusively whereas us bi superhumans love all organs equally. Homos are clearly a mental illness.
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Oct 26, 2014 16:53
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Tell him to run for congress.
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Oct 26, 2014 17:39
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that seems pretty rude. The guy who wrote american psycho was gay too, and all that happens there is sexxy gay patrick bateman murders women. I see a pattern here.... edit: i mean dude starts crying when they dont get a table at dorsias for fucks sake
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Oct 26, 2014 17:43
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SirEvelynTremble posted:At 25 he graduated from medical training as a gynaecologist, at this point still fancying women This is a lie. He was probably closer to 28-29 after finishing residency. edit: guess that could be true in england
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Oct 26, 2014 17:54
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SirEvelynTremble posted:He has nightmares about giant cunts chasing him down the street. same but im not gay so it's more of a dream than a night mare
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Oct 26, 2014 18:09
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He could probably just retrain as a GP
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Oct 26, 2014 18:35
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not all gays are afraid of ppoosays sir evelynn
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Oct 26, 2014 18:40
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if anything this probably makes him better since he is going to be more professional since he just doesn't care for the vagina.
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Oct 26, 2014 19:13
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TOILETLORD posted:if anything this probably makes him better since he is going to be more professional since he just doesn't care for the vagina. yeah the idea that a gynecologist has to have a sexual desire to look at women's pussies all day to do his job properly seems kind of messed up like imagine going to the proctologist and realizing he does what he does out of a love of sodomy
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Oct 26, 2014 19:21
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Has anyone sad gaynaecologist yet?
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Oct 26, 2014 19:22
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ya but the point is if he's grossed out by them n poo poo like if a surgeon got sick at the sight of blood probably not a great surgeon
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Oct 26, 2014 19:22
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does this mean all straight doctors who look at my dick go home and cry about it every night?
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Oct 26, 2014 19:23
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aint nobody in the world who dosnt like the dilz
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Oct 26, 2014 19:23
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lesbians dont like dicks tho. could be the same thing.
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Oct 26, 2014 19:54
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sorry ur uncles gay
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Oct 26, 2014 21:25
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Vaginas have been turning men gay since ancient Greece it's unfortunate.
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Oct 26, 2014 21:27
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Gaynacologist.
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Oct 26, 2014 21:43
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too much to process holy gently caress he should work at a bank and slowly become a robot like me
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