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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Stealthed Zombie posted:

Paul Heyman owns.

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

bartok posted:

But if Big Show fails then who will stand up for America?

No one. Russia will win forever for all time if Big Show loses tonight.

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

Dimebags Brain posted:

Time for Big Show to fail America!

Of course. For as we all know there is only one active Wrestler who can defend America.

RAPADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hey remember when Rusev was like the worst thing ever?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


bartok posted:

But if Big Show fails then who will stand up for America?

Cesaro!

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





bartok posted:

But if Big Show fails then who will stand up for America?

I don't know if anyone could overcome those odds.

Rusev rightfully kicking a fake marine in the face makes me so happy.

MediaPlayerClassic
Aug 24, 2012
I fail to see how the IC title is more prestigious than the support of Vladimir Putin

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
I hope the marine comes back

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Stealthed Zombie posted:

Paul Heyman owns.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
YEAH HE DID IT

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
I wonder what Lana will wear tonight :swoon:

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
support are bog how

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Don't do to our flag what we did to your flag Rusev!! You monster

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Rusev should be in The Marine 5

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Man, you couldn't have shown Rusev beating up Zack Ryder or Heath Slater somewhere in the middle of that montage?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The stunt soldier thing was so good

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

The giant is angryy

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

i can't wait to see cena/rusev live in england

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


gently caress you, todd the marine

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Hey remember when Rusev was like the worst thing ever?

the turnaround came when he stopped being a stone-faced machine but i enjoyed the over the top nature of his nationalism well before that

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Big Show little diaper man

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

MotU posted:

I hope the marine comes back

I hope he does too, and he turns heel and joins Russia

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Hey remember when Rusev was like the worst thing ever?

No because he's good, but I do remember when goons were wrong for a few months.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jim Cornette should face Rusev.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

oknope posted:

The giant is angryy

Didn't help his career the last couple of times.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Rusev is awesome at selling

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

I hope the marine comes back

But The Miz is already here!!

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
If Big Show loses can we deport him? I mean I know he's American and all...but he will have let us all down. Strip his citizenship.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Hey remember when Rusev was like the worst thing ever?

No

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Phew finally a WWE Superstar will have home court advantage being able to wrestle in America

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Someone please gif. that security lady laughing.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



bartok posted:

Rusev is awesome

This is true.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Whoa
Hey
Whoa
Hey
Whoa
Hey
Whoa
Hey

bartok
May 10, 2006



Mark Henry vs. Bo Dallas is my guess

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Rusev should fight a whole bunch of troops in a handicap match to prove his superiority

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Oh yay we get to see Bo Dallas win on the pre-show.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Vs Bo Dallas?

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
heres a guy who knows a thing about disappointment

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahahah Henry gonna get his wig split by loving Bo Dallas again

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Shima Honnou posted:

No because he's good, but I do remember when goons were wrong for a few months.

I think it was more "Rusev is nothing more than just a generic monster."

I wasn;t that high on him myself until his match with Swagger.

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