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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i'm hanging out with my brother and the way he chews is disgusting. just the sound of it. it's making me want to throw up. and he's the less goony of the two of us.

but i have no idea what it sounds like when i chew. what can i do??

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Milkshakes.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
record yourself pooping and play it in reverse

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

whoflungpoop posted:

record yourself pooping and play it in reverse

this was the result:

whoflungpoop posted:

record yourself pooping and play it in reverse

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

record yourself pooping and play it in reverse

if u take a video of yourself pooping and keep playing it in reverse eventually youll get to a part where poop is coming out of ur mouth and if you play that forward youll have a clip of you eating poo poo :wth:

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
take small bites and don't clack your teeth and you'll be fine

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I think if you can keep your mouth closed you're in good shape

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I knew a girl who would chew before she swallowed

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Pick Redman: Golden Blend, OP.

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

My dad chews with his mouth closed but he does it in this really weird rhythm and it's incredibly annoying. I think I'm just being a giant sperg, though.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
lol if you don't just inhale those greaseball burgers like the filthy pig that you are

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