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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

orangesampson posted:

I don't like hockey, but when you have a SABRES team, who would like it.

Jack Eichel fans

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Dementedghost posted:

Hockey is cool and fun to watch. Afterwards I enjoy starting riots See Vancouver

:arghfist::smith:

2011 is a hard year to look back on

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
Its ok, cause 2010 was an awesome year for hockey

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Windows 98 posted:

This is the best hockey fight in history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcerSjeENrg

Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LZbJhi6Fo

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJlCdIOWkYM


Avs/Red Wings games back in the 90's were loving great.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Oct 28, 2014

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorslHoS0aw

the guy who started the fight literally went down to one punch which broke his face lmao

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Flying Fortress posted:

and hockey fans are the worst. the more you like hockey the dumber you are

read a book you knuckle-draggers

I like hockey and got my BA in English literature, so I have read many books, OP - probably more than you. Your move.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
what kind of game just stops so two guys can beat the poo poo out of each other

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
what do you mean 'stops'?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Oh man that's a good fight, but I think Potvin/Hextall is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLO1m-08SI

also Cloutier was a lovely goalie, but man this was cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrdJpW3fbI

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

I just started watching hockey recently for stress relief, it's great. Don't follow any one team I just try and watch as many matches as I can.

Question, how the flying gently caress do you identify players? Of course they have jersey numbers but it's so fast paced you often can't read them. It's alright in most other sports where players don't wear helmets and a ton of padding but in hockey everyone looks the same. Is it just that as you follow a team you learn to sort of subconsciously pick who's who by having learnt the way they skate, their usual positioning and such? I can hardly identify a single guy let alone every player in all 30 teams.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
the more you watch it the more you start to be able to anticipate movement before it happens, like with where the puck is (probably) going to go, so following the puck and the players gets easier. I rarely have trouble picking out players at a glance now unless they're new to the team.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Yeah I thought it might be a skill acquired over time. Do you think it's weird to watch a sport you've never even played? Can you appreciate it?
Hockey isn't really a thing in Australia. What we call hockey you call field hockey.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
I played hockey as a kid, so I can't say really. I do know we've got at least a few AUS goons in SAS who are big hockey fans, you should head on over and post with us in the N/V thread.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
I guess I watch a fair amount of Rugby despite never playing it, so I don't really think it's weird to watch a sport you've never played

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Alright, will do.

E: Might actually be able to play it next year though when I move to Brisbane (one of our 3 major cities), really would like to. But it's probably not so easy to get into since ice rinks aren't really in abundance here.

krampster2 fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Oct 28, 2014

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

krampster2 posted:

Is it just that as you follow a team you learn to sort of subconsciously pick who's who by having learnt the way they skate, their usual positioning and such?

That's how I learned when I started watching as a kid. Just knew all the guys on my team (Washington Capitals) based on their build, skating style, positioning, etc. Then I learned the other teams they played a lot. Between watching enough hockey, playing the EA NHL games, and playing fantasy hockey, I know pretty much every regular in the league.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Bregor posted:

That's how I learned when I started watching as a kid. Just knew all the guys on my team (Washington Capitals) based on their build, skating style, positioning, etc. Then I learned the other teams they played a lot. Between watching enough hockey, playing the EA NHL games, and playing fantasy hockey, I know pretty much every regular in the league.

I must play EA's NHL series. Never have, just heaps of FIFA.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
I dunno about the other EA games but the NHL series (while fun) is a really poor facsimile of actual hockey, and buggy as hell.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Soccer is the sport I follow most intensely and I reckon EA's take on it is pretty accurate. Hockey though would be a much harder sport to put into video game format so it doesn't surprise me. Also there's a much bigger dev team for FIFA of course.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
mutant league hockey

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

From the NHL's Wikipedia page.

quote:

While the NHL does not hold one of the largest fan bases in North America, it does hold one of the most affluent fan bases.[149] Studies by the Sports Marketing Group conducted from 1998 to 2004 show that the NHL's fan base is much more affluent than that of the PGA Tour.[150] A study done by the Stanford Graduate School of Business in 2004, found that NHL fans in America were the most educated and affluent of the four major leagues. They were also found to be substantially more computer literate than the other fans. Further it noted that season-ticket sales were more prominent in the NHL than the other three because of the ability of the NHL fan to purchase them, something more out of reach for fans of the other leagues.[149] According to Reuters in 2010, the largest demographic of NHL fans was highly sought after group males aged 18–34, who were also shown to be more "tech savvy" than most fans.[151]

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

JawKnee posted:

I dunno about the other EA games but the NHL series (while fun) is a really poor facsimile of actual hockey, and buggy as hell.

Yeah in terms of usefulness from a new fan's perspective, it's mostly just current players and roster construction. The gameplay isn't really accurate for real NHL games.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

When is Vancouver going to stop using a racist name for their team?

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

krampster2 posted:

Yeah I thought it might be a skill acquired over time. Do you think it's weird to watch a sport you've never even played? Can you appreciate it?
Hockey isn't really a thing in Australia. What we call hockey you call field hockey.

There is an Australian Ice Hockey league.
http://www.theaihl.com/

Most of the best players are Canadians that washed out in juniors. Like this guy who had 36 goals in 24 games.
http://www.theaihl.com/leagues/rosters_profile.cfm?clientID=3856&teamID=398467&leagueID=11464&playerID=1146317

Two dozen games is more than enough for a hockey season. One game a week; get rid of that nonsense of the best goalie not starting every game.

Make them go back to leather pads too.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Antifreeze Head posted:

There is an Australian Ice Hockey league.
http://www.theaihl.com/

Most of the best players are Canadians that washed out in juniors. Like this guy who had 36 goals in 24 games.
http://www.theaihl.com/leagues/rosters_profile.cfm?clientID=3856&teamID=398467&leagueID=11464&playerID=1146317

Two dozen games is more than enough for a hockey season. One game a week; get rid of that nonsense of the best goalie not starting every game.

Make them go back to leather pads too.

Wow that's bigger than I would have expected, even airs on FOX. Real shame there's no Brisbane team. Is it gaining in popularity do you know?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

krampster2 posted:

I just started watching hockey recently for stress relief, it's great. Don't follow any one team I just try and watch as many matches as I can.

Question, how the flying gently caress do you identify players? Of course they have jersey numbers but it's so fast paced you often can't read them. It's alright in most other sports where players don't wear helmets and a ton of padding but in hockey everyone looks the same. Is it just that as you follow a team you learn to sort of subconsciously pick who's who by having learnt the way they skate, their usual positioning and such? I can hardly identify a single guy let alone every player in all 30 teams.

Learn your teams stars names and numbers, they'll be on the ice the most and being the best players obv means they're the dudes making poo poo happen most often and be generally being conspicuous. Then after that you gradually figure out the rest of the team when like #4 makes a really dumb play so you look him up and find out his name is Rob Scuderi and he makes 3.5 mil/year to be your worst defenseman which is hard to forget once you know

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Pornographic Memory posted:

Learn your teams stars names and numbers, they'll be on the ice the most and being the best players obv means they're the dudes making poo poo happen most often and be generally being conspicuous. Then after that you gradually figure out the rest of the team when like #4 makes a really dumb play so you look him up and find out his name is Rob Scuderi and he makes 3.5 mil/year to be your worst defenseman which is hard to forget once you know

Guess I'll have to pick a team to support eventually. Kind of hard to stick to watching a sport if you don't have an attachment to any one team. Just a bit weird because I have no connection to North America whatsoever, so no reason to support a team other than just because I like the way they play.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

well guys I've been thinking, and even though hockey is still lame it obviously makes you people happy and that's what really matters, so I retract my previous abusive comments. Please think of this thread a safe place to talk about your favorite touchdowns or memories of locker-room hijinks or whatever. I hope your team wins and the other team loses, that'll show those fuckers

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
one of us! one of us! one of us!

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

krampster2 posted:

Yeah I thought it might be a skill acquired over time. Do you think it's weird to watch a sport you've never even played? Can you appreciate it?
Hockey isn't really a thing in Australia. What we call hockey you call field hockey.

I watched hockey for over 20 years before I got the chance to try and play.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

That's cool, it's hard to get into sports when you're older.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

krampster2 posted:

That's cool, it's hard to get into sports when you're older.

It is. Luckily many places have beginner Adult league/instructional things and I was lucky enough to get involved in those. Kind of sucks though since my brain knows what to do and where I should be and my old fat body is like "LOL, no."

I DID score a goal last night for Flying Fortress though. It was the only goal our team scored. You're welcome, OP.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

krampster2 posted:

Is it gaining in popularity do you know?

I'm in Canada, so I really have no idea. Something on the site indicates paid attendance was up 25%, which sounds good I guess.

If you need a team to cheer for, pick the Toronto Maple Leafs if you want all of Canada to hate you, the Los Angeles Kings if you think bandwagons are neat, and the Hartford Whalers if you want to strut around with a cool logo on your hat.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Flyinglemur posted:

It is. Luckily many places have beginner Adult league/instructional things and I was lucky enough to get involved in those. Kind of sucks though since my brain knows what to do and where I should be and my old fat body is like "LOL, no."

I DID score a goal last night for Flying Fortress though. It was the only goal our team scored. You're welcome, OP.

You give me hope I can still play soccer.

quote:

If you need a team to cheer for, pick the Toronto Maple Leafs if you want all of Canada to hate you, the Los Angeles Kings if you think bandwagons are neat, and the Hartford Whalers if you want to strut around with a cool logo on your hat.

I think I'll pick a Canadian team because I like Canada more.

Anyway I'm going to bed. Sweet dreams gbs.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Flyinglemur posted:

It is. Luckily many places have beginner Adult league/instructional things and I was lucky enough to get involved in those. Kind of sucks though since my brain knows what to do and where I should be and my old fat body is like "LOL, no."

I DID score a goal last night for Flying Fortress though. It was the only goal our team scored. You're welcome, OP.

You're alright FlyingLemur



Now that you mention it I DID feel a strange tingle in my nether regions last night, was that from your goal?
AS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
hockey is good

although it's a shame that national hockey isn't as good because all the good players left to play for the nhl

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Flying Fortress posted:

You're alright FlyingLemur



Now that you mention it I DID feel a strange tingle in my nether regions last night, was that from your goal?
AS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY

If it was around 10:15 Eastern Time, that was it. I tickled the net, which tickled your nethers. In some cultures we would now be married.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

krampster2 posted:

From the NHL's Wikipedia page.

Yeah we own pretty good eh

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

krampster2 posted:

From the NHL's Wikipedia page.

Also the farm teams for the NHL are pretty accessible for the average fan. Single games start at about :10bux:, season tickets are reasonable. The players you're watching will literally get called up the pros and then you can be all "Hell yeah i used to watch that guy play here!"
I work an arena with a team and we get 5000-6000 attendance for a game so that pretty much fills the place. The team used to be UHL or one of the other scrub tier leagues, but a couple years ago changed over to AHL(the NHL farm system) and the calibre of play is much higher, much faster, much closer to what you'll see on the national ice

UHL was awesome though because it was totally Goon with all the brawlers fighting

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