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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

anybody have the liveleak video that was drone/helicopter IR footage of the air force watching over two suspicious looking guys who then go into a back alley then blow each other?

nice, link


Spanish Manlove posted:

the moneyshot of that video is the pilot's detached reactions and then bombing them anyway

no.... no that part is made up right

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Wanna guess who controls the city where he got blown up in? lmao.


also lmfao if you don't think afghanistan wont be completely loving destroyed/taken over by tribal forces within ~2-3 years.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Alas Boobylon posted:

literally lol at every troop that gets mongo'ed by an ied



lol good job there champ haliburton appreciates your heroism

Hes not disabled thats just an average marine.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Chinatown posted:

Wanna guess who controls the city where he got blown up in? lmao.


also lmfao if you don't think afghanistan wont be completely loving destroyed/taken over by tribal forces within ~2-3 years.

Isn't it completely destroyed and taken over by tribal forces now?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

Isn't it completely destroyed and taken over by tribal forces now?

i think they officially take it over when they begin holding royal courts in the literal castles we built there

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

Wanna guess who controls the city where he got blown up in? lmao.


also lmfao if you don't think afghanistan wont be completely loving destroyed/taken over by tribal forces within ~2-3 years.

that is very generous. Karzai is going to have to sprint for the loving door when we leave.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

ImPureAwesome posted:

Weren't Roman armies basically this and they kept couping the government whenever a general got pissy

yes that's what i said, more secure at lower long term cost

Wild T posted:

Afghanistan sucks, none of us are going to fix it, in the mean time have fun and draw dicks.

this but with american's entire foreign policy since the korean war

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Business Gorillas posted:

i think they officially take it over when they begin holding royal courts in the literal castles we built there

Oh so this was really a long game to lure their leadership into the house that KBR built

Brilliant play to American strengths

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
i read somewhere that the entire war in Afghanistan was just a giant play for that country's truly mind boggling mineral wealth, or, failing to create an opportunity for western corps, just an areal denial operation to keep China and Russia from exploiting said resources

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Alas Boobylon posted:

i read somewhere that the entire war in Afghanistan was just a giant play for that country's truly mind boggling mineral wealth, or, failing to create an opportunity for western corps, just an areal denial operation to keep China and Russia from exploiting said resources

It may have played out that way, but we really did poo poo the bed after 9/11.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Alas Boobylon posted:

i read somewhere that the entire war in Afghanistan was just a giant play for that country's truly mind boggling mineral wealth, or, failing to create an opportunity for western corps, just an areal denial operation to keep China and Russia from exploiting said resources

They've got a lot of poo poo in the ground but there's a big difference between having a lot of poo poo in the ground and having a real chance of getting it somewhere useful cheaply in the near future; see also central Africa, Siberia, Mars

Lots of places have lots of poo poo in the ground and don't have sand people taking pot shots at anyone who tries to dig it up

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

School Nickname posted:

Spanish Manlove the best I could come up with was some goatfucking.

I didn't know you could put up videos of dudes loving a goat on youtube

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

boom boom boom posted:

I didn't know you could put up videos of dudes loving a goat on youtube

This changes everything

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
iirc China is the one mostly trying to exploit Afghanistans mineral wealth because Western companies thought the area was too unstable and unsafe to get it out of the ground and use it.

as NATO pulls out it's just going to get even more difficult for China there especially considering their treatment of the muslims within China

there's a slew of other unstable countries China is trying to extract resources from that aren't quite going according to plan

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

:stare:

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Tautologicus posted:

8 months to lose to the Tallyban

I say 6

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


ctf death match first team to 3 cap gets to rule afghanistan for 20 mins

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

Alas Boobylon posted:

i read somewhere that the entire war in Afghanistan was just a giant play for that country's truly mind boggling mineral wealth, or, failing to create an opportunity for western corps, just an areal denial operation to keep China and Russia from exploiting said resources

I heard it was about experimenting and testing new war fighting strategies and tactics. We had too much of our military strategy built around air-to-air combat and poo poo that doesn't really happen that often, so we needed to develop ways to fight and win in guerrilla wars, urban combat, etc.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

breaklaw posted:

I heard it was about experimenting and testing new war fighting strategies and tactics. We had too much of our military strategy built around air-to-air combat and poo poo that doesn't really happen that often, so we needed to develop ways to fight and win in guerrilla wars, urban combat, etc.

I like how our latest batch of wars were so completely loving dumb and the Troops got trounced so ridiculously at them that people are making up whole-cloth conspiracy theories about how they're secretly not completely retarded

Maybe the guys in charge are just really good at licking boot and getting promoted, not being the next Alexander the Great

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

that is very generous. Karzai is going to have to sprint for the loving door when we leave.

for real, his life can measured in hours if he's not on a helicopter when we pull out

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
uh they didnt get trounced, a ridiculous amount of the enemy has to die just to kill a single american

it is however dumb to send in your military designed to utterly destroy poo poo into an unstable country lacking any kind of cohesive national identity and weak institutions and expect a stable democracy to magically pop into existence

it was loving retarded to think we could somehow turn Iraq into a Germany of the Middle East

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
trying to turn a literal tribal society into a stable democracy was also dumb as hell

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


nothing about it was smart or planned but was just the collective psychosis of a nation so utterly insulated from external threats that four hijacked planes led to the invasion of two countries

aeternum
Sep 3, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYSYZmWr80

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mustang posted:

trying to turn a literal tribal society into a stable democracy was also dumb as hell
Daoud Khan did a decent job of it. If not for the Soviets, the whole place could be very different today.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Mustang posted:

uh they didnt get trounced, a ridiculous amount of the enemy has to die just to kill a single american

it is however dumb to send in your military designed to utterly destroy poo poo into an unstable country lacking any kind of cohesive national identity and weak institutions and expect a stable democracy to magically pop into existence

it was loving retarded to think we could somehow turn Iraq into a Germany of the Middle East

Too bad the real world doesn't operate on Call of Duty TDM rules, maybe then they'd be good for a loving thing beyond coming back and staffing the fryolator at Arby's until they lose their poo poo and try to dip Rajat in it.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I like how our latest batch of wars were so completely loving dumb and the Troops got trounced so ridiculously at them that people are making up whole-cloth conspiracy theories about how they're secretly not completely retarded

Maybe the guys in charge are just really good at licking boot and getting promoted, not being the next Alexander the Great

:smith: why are we so bad at this now? our military was so kickass during WWII even though our enemies had like ten times better infantry than ours and even the Korean war we were like gently caress your poo poo half your kim-chi belongs to freedom now

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Arabs are like the Zerg.

Even though they took more losses, American soldiers have a much higher cost per unit.

I'm not sure who won this war but the fact I have to ask...

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Alas Boobylon posted:

:smith: why are we so bad at this now? our military was so kickass during WWII even though our enemies had like ten times better infantry than ours and even the Korean war we were like gently caress your poo poo half your kim-chi belongs to freedom now

bc in WWII Stalin had our backs while we just sorta chilled half the planet away and sent guys and tanks once in a while, and that fucker was crazy

The US fights so bitchmade it'd be like Japan's colony right now if there wasn't an ocean between it and any other country with enough army to even keep itself conquered

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Alas Boobylon posted:

:smith: why are we so bad at this now? our military was so kickass during WWII even though our enemies had like ten times better infantry than ours and even the Korean war we were like gently caress your poo poo half your kim-chi belongs to freedom now

quick someone post about how :ussr: won ww2 so this thread can come full circle

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Business Gorillas posted:

quick someone post about how :ussr: won ww2 so this thread can come full circle

not the Soviets just Stalin. By the 80s the dream of international socialism was dead and so fighting for Brezhnev was just as pointless and unmotivating as fighting for Halliburton. Russians still ain't such big pussies as the US Army, so the Americans had to like give the Taliban a bunch of stinger missiles and poo poo as opposed to da Troops going down in round three against scrapyard trash older than their hooker moms, but it was still inevitable

Tubgirl Cosplay fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 27, 2014

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Chinatown posted:

also lmfao if you don't think afghanistan wont be completely loving destroyed/taken over by tribal forces within ~2-3 years.

That's what the defense industry referrers to as the best part.

War now, war forever.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

I'll go with this. 5-6 months. 8 months is far too optimistic.

Slugs
Mar 11, 2014

Alas Boobylon posted:

i read somewhere that the entire war in Afghanistan was just a giant play for that country's truly mind boggling mineral wealth, or, failing to create an opportunity for western corps, just an areal denial operation to keep China and Russia from exploiting said resources

If that is the case then we failed. China has been investing a decent amount since we have been there.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

i will seriosuly give an av cert to whoever finds the blowjob blowup video I mentioned

is it this:

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

dont worry she divorced him later also i think he killed himself but that parts sad

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost

Frijolero posted:

Apparently it's wasn't enough that Blackwater got beaucoup bucks and impunity. They needed to be babysat.





This story had a happy ending. They got divorced and then he OD'd on heroin.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

USA A-OK Pretty Gay

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breaklaw
May 12, 2008

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I like how our latest batch of wars were so completely loving dumb and the Troops got trounced so ridiculously at them that people are making up whole-cloth conspiracy theories about how they're secretly not completely retarded

Maybe the guys in charge are just really good at licking boot and getting promoted, not being the next Alexander the Great

We didn't get trounced, we took over both countries with ease and efficiency. The Spreading Democracy thing was the bullshit. We don't know how to select and support a decent strongman who will cut out the warlord insurgent bullshit anymore. Like "Oh we're building schools and hostpitals! Love Us!!!" when we should have been building prisons and permanent bases.

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