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Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Okay, so let's assume until told otherwise that we're in the clear to capture and distribute this.

1- How do I best capture from VHS?
2- Where do I host the file?

There are special vcr devices fir digitizing tape. Over here in Germany you can rent them from Video/photography stores. That is the easiest way to a digital version. Maybe you can find a place that rents them out. Buying is too expensive.

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enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
mail it to Rusty to rip it the right way and then put it on loan to that vegas porno museum if they'll take it


now that that's resolved, where do we find super mario ball busting and cock biting?

e: oh it's already out there



nws rear cover here http://i.imgur.com/agBxAzv.jpg

enziarro fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Oct 29, 2014

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

enziarro posted:

mail it to Rusty to rip it the right way and then put it on loan to that vegas porno museum if they'll take it


now that that's resolved, where do we find super mario ball busting and cock biting?

The Power Is In Your Hands

:D

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature
is this it op

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Howard Beale posted:

swing your balls
from side to side
come on, it's time to go
do the hornio

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

My setup isn't anything amazing, but I do have an SVHS deck so I'd be able to capture via S-Video with relative ease.

A while back I captured this wacky old laserdisc about an ancient HDD, if you want an example: http://vimeo.com/89268692

VHS is more of a crapshoot quality-wise obviously (potential tracking issues and whatnot), but yeah.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
when you droppin' another porno music album?

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
i seriously doubt a porn museum is going to want to deal with a semi-permanent loan for a single vhs tape. i mean it's a somewhat rare and interesting pop-culture artifact but I doubt it's worth more than a couple hundred dollars and it's not really something you would build a whole exhibit around. I really think that you'd be better off selling or donating it outright- if they're interested, of course

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Maybe not donate to a porn museum, but instead to a videogame museum! It can be the centerpiece of the Mario exhibit!

wit
Jul 26, 2011
At the very least I would like Horrors of Pornography article on this, since you're posting about it here.

e: Actually, not "at the very least". That's really all I want.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

wit posted:

At the very least I would like Horrors of Pornography article on this, since you're posting about it here.

e: Actually, not "at the very least". That's really all I want.

It already loving exists

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Highblood posted:

Someone make a riff with this tia

Best answer in this thread

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


enziarro posted:

mail it to Rusty to rip it the right way and then put it on loan to that vegas porno museum if they'll take it

brave nazi aviator posted:

i seriously doubt a porn museum is going to want to deal with a semi-permanent loan for a single vhs tape. i mean it's a somewhat rare and interesting pop-culture artifact but I doubt it's worth more than a couple hundred dollars and it's not really something you would build a whole exhibit around. I really think that you'd be better off selling or donating it outright- if they're interested, of course

Bingo. I'm fine making a permanent donation to the right place. I never expected a whole exhibit for just this, but porno-parodies could totally work as an exhibit. This artifact would fit in well with Tijuana bibles and Little Annie Fanny comics, have a screen in a discreet place showing the excellent making-of from the DVD of Will Ryder's Not Married With Children XXX. It's fertile ground that's currently relevant.

Rusty, I don't have PM or nothing, how do you want to exchange your address? Also, is there any concern in how I mail this? I have no idea if its safe to mail magnetic tape anymore.

While we sort that out I'll do a high-rez scan of the packaging and then seal it all back up again. I'll post that on photobucket for a while, but we need to figure out where we're gonna host the big film file that Rusty produces. Where's the right place to host long-form porn?

I will start writing my appeal to museums- I like the Vegas museum but I am also still open to alternate solutions. They may not be interested, after all. It would be helpful if there were any fancy learn-ed papers-carryin' film goons that would be willing to write reviews and/or dissertations of Super Hornio Bros once the file is posted- I know Zack Parsons' review of the fragments had at the time was excellent and well received. Perhaps the Crazy 8s could add to it, get an obvious crass laugh from "Coming Attractions", and the forums together could submit a body of study on the tape to the museum along with the submission. Do it all proper like.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

I'll grab the copy on CG first to see if it is in fact the real thing--no sense in snailmailing and ripping it all over again if somebody has already produced a DVD-R quality backup

the box art looks correct anyway

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Glasgow Kiss posted:

i heard if you watch this tape, a naked hairy italian man comes to your house seven days later and sticks his wiener in your ear

that why nintendo banned the tape because people wanted to watch the brothers and only got a ear full of spunk instead

the italian man was never found

nah, not since Lou Albano died :(

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Does this look right to you?:





(Was it really a take-off of something so lovely as the SMB movie..??)




The audio is pretty muddy on this version, and as you can see the picture gets little waves running down it occasionally.

All in all though, it seems to be a mostly-watchable version of the movie. Running time is 1h21s.
I'm not sure it'd be worth ripping all over again, just to have a slight increase in quality?

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
look, this isn't just another Pepper Production, man, this is Super Hornio Bros we're talking about here

e: gently caress it you're out where's that Manos dude at

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

enziarro posted:

when you droppin' another porno music album?

Soon! I'll try for later in the week.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


I'm gonna have to get a VCR to confirm, I'll look into that this weekend.

Ugh, I'm gonna get to watch it again, yaay. That... voice... it does not leave you...

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
this chump postin super hornio talkin bout rippin it and he don't even have a VCR

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

enziarro posted:

this chump postin super hornio talkin bout rippin it and he don't even have a VCR

I have a VCR and no Super Hornio. Where does that leave me??

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
do you have any other rare pornos? like maybe toejam and earl porns?

if not you may still be able to save yourself, apparently if you are familiar with how many ion channels per bit second were used to sync gamma pulses on the rare johnson reel format in its 1965 incarnation you may still be welcome here

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

the music from TJ&E lends itself very well to porn, I'd imagine

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
ornio hornio

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

SALT CURES HAM posted:

:gas:

e: seriously though rip it and put it on the internet.

Has this been done yet?

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

Dr.Caligari posted:

I spent roughly $10 on a cheap Ebay USB capture device, and another $10 on a rather nice Sony SLV-N900 I found at a thrift store. No doubt there are more professional set-ups, but I find the created video quality isn't much worse than the VHS was to begin with.

There's no reason to go this cheap. At very least you want a PCI or PCIe cap card with S-Video and an S-VHS deck so you can cap to uncompressed for noise filtering, de-interlacing, etc. A TBC isn't always necessary and that's where you start having to spend real money.

I would suggest trying to get in touch with AtomicThumbs, he knows his poo poo, he could probably get it looking better than me or anyone.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
What if people like VHS noise? Adds that je ne sais quoi 90s flavor

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

Alan Smithee posted:

What if people like VHS noise? Adds that je ne sais quoi 90s flavor

dub the rip back out to VHS and watch it on a CRT or you're not getting the full experience

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Are there any scenes with Mario and Yoshi together?

Sehnsucht
Aug 2, 2003
Damn you and your daily doubles you brigand!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-Video-Adapter-burn-VCR-Video-VHS-tape-to-CD-DVD-PC-/220466069936

edit: Hope you have a WinXP box. I own one of these things and it's adequate, it just rips Composite feeds from a source.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This was a good live stream. Luigi hosed Yoshi while Jim Sterling gave live commentary.



E: Found it! YESSS!
NWS http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=707764956 NWS

Lodin fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Oct 30, 2014

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Sehnsucht posted:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-Video-Adapter-burn-VCR-Video-VHS-tape-to-CD-DVD-PC-/220466069936

edit: Hope you have a WinXP box. I own one of these things and it's adequate, it just rips Composite feeds from a source.

As do most capture cards. However, if it has Macrovision, there is still a pretty good chance that it will get completely hosed video. I seem to remember that when I encoded an NTSC video for a buddy in PAL land a few years decades ago, I ran it from VCR to VCR on Channel 3/NTSC, and then captured from RCA out. :shrug:

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
There was a goon in SA-Mart about 3-4 years ago who was selling executive producer stakes in whatever genre of porn you wanted to produce. I guess he and his partners had all the scripts written and titled and each one just needed funding. Really one of the more interesting goonfunding events -- it went on successfully for what seemed like a year but I don't have a link to the archive thread.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Peachstapler posted:

There was a goon in SA-Mart about 3-4 years ago who was selling executive producer stakes in whatever genre of porn you wanted to produce. I guess he and his partners had all the scripts written and titled and each one just needed funding. Really one of the more interesting goonfunding events -- it went on successfully for what seemed like a year but I don't have a link to the archive thread.

oh I know what spawned from this ahahahahahaha

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Spanish Manlove posted:

oh I know what spawned from this ahahahahahaha
Found it. Fistgrrl banned him but I can't determine if its a result of that thread or not.

e: it was

StevePerry fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Oct 30, 2014

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Would the Library of Congress accept DVD rips of movies if they don't have the movie in their collection?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Peachstapler posted:

Found it. Fistgrrl banned him but I can't determine if its a result of that thread or not.

e: it was

(s)he was banned for SA mart scamming, though it might not be porn scamming.

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Rambling Robot posted:

(s)he was banned for SA mart scamming, though it might not be porn scamming.
The ban came 6 months after the end of that thread so who knows. I can't find a second thread right now.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

RandomPauI posted:

Would the Library of Congress accept DVD rips of movies if they don't have the movie in their collection?

probably. swap.avi is most likely in the brazilian scat lore section.

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henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
Do we have a Blu-Ray of SWAP.avi yet. That was a real zinger and probably the most ungodly thing these forums have produced.

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