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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Quickscope420dad posted:

I'm sorry mario but the princess is in another german scat dungeon

Well, the antagonist is called "King Pooper". According to Wikipedia, at least.

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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Oh boy, I can't believe this finally surfaced. I've had Super Hornio Bros 2.avi on my hdd since it was ripped and I've been waiting five years to finally see the original. There are so many loose threads that need context!

That Turkey Story
Mar 30, 2003

wa27 posted:

Oh boy, I can't believe this finally surfaced. I've had Super Hornio Bros 2.avi on my hdd since it was ripped and I've been waiting five years to finally see the original. There are so many loose threads that need context!

You should have said loose ends.

Just sayin'

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
What about the Beavis and Butthead porn.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Waltzing Along posted:

What about the Beavis and Butthead porn.

Bevis sweats a lot i think

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

timp posted:

Bevis sweats a lot i think

Wait a sec. He scores?

gently caress that then

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
shoo-in for 2015 induction into the National Film Registry as a work of enduring importance to American culture

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Zack Parsons review the porn.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
can we get a rifftracks made for this fine film?

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Angela Christine posted:

Zack Parsons review the porn.

I'm glad I'm not in the minority remembering this. Or reading porn reviews.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Angela Christine posted:

Zack Parsons review the porn.

lol

Both parts were bought up by Nintendo to halt their distribution

etalian fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Nov 1, 2014

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Waltzing Along posted:

Wait a sec. He scores?

gently caress that then

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Waltzing Along posted:

Wait a sec. He scores?

gently caress that then

it's like seeing the Trix rabbit finally get a taste. We all have a Trix rabbit inside us all

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Nov 1, 2014

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

You are a god

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

This man is the Ben Solo of porn

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



:stwoon:

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




I can confirm part 1 and part 2 have been ripped and distributed on the internet already. Absolutely garbage quality though, so it may be worthwhile to do a new rip, provided the OP's tape is in good condition and/or atomicthumbs is able to work wizardry.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

Please play synthesizer music as you rip

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

B33rChiller posted:

I can confirm part 1 and part 2 have been ripped and distributed on the internet already. Absolutely garbage quality though, so it may be worthwhile to do a new rip, provided the OP's tape is in good condition and/or atomicthumbs is able to work wizardry.

Where was part 1 hidden for all these years though?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Alan Smithee posted:

Please play synthesizer music as you rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSPxdjwFSk

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

B33rChiller posted:

and/or atomicthumbs is able to work wizardry.

do you not see how big that vcr is man

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Gutcruncher posted:

Where was part 1 hidden for all these years though?

private trackers?

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

http://datassette.net/businessfunk/

highly recommended tunage for electro-wizardes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
"Long Live The New Flesh!"

*sticks penis gun into bluray disc hole*

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Zen Punk posted:

http://datassette.net/businessfunk/

highly recommended tunage for electro-wizardes

this is amazing

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

can you take pictures of yourself twiddling those knobs while ripping super hornio brothers while also petting a dog it would make me very happy

Fajita Fiesta
Dec 15, 2013
pull knobs for manual control


if you know what i mean

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.
I would also like videos of the ripping process, because complex setups like that are "extremely my poo poo".

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

Zen Punk posted:

http://datassette.net/businessfunk/

highly recommended tunage for electro-wizardes

this is some fuckin dope jams right here

currently watching youtubes of people running pro VHS editing equipment on mute to this

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

god's work

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

That Turkey Story posted:

You should have said loose ends.

Just sayin'

Holy shity! your Alive!

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


-^^^- OP has been updated to include high-resolution scans of the cover and back cover.-^^^-

Hello, Atomic Thumbs, your reputation precedes you. Much obliged to Rusty Staub for the offer of help, but at this point it seems like we may already have a copy of the film available online, so all that's left is to get the cleanest copy possible digitized and uploaded. Mr. Thumbs, thank you very much, I believe you are precisely the man for the job at hand (err, thumbs) now.

If you would send your snailmail address and any other instructions to ian at fusedmuse dot com I will send the tape to you promptly. Whether there is or isn't previously unseen footage awaits to be seen, but either way we'll have done our part for film preservation. Feel free to document the process as much or as little as you want, this thread is precisely for that purpose.

As for the tape's fate after we scan it, after some review, I think Public Lair has it right with the Erotic Heritage Museum in Paradise, Nevada. I called them but the guy who answered had no additional info beyond the website, so I'm crafting a letter now addressed to the curators.

I am open to suggestions- what do I say to convince them this item is worthy of historic preservation? How do I present what we know of its history thus far? What DO we know of the history thus far?

Yeeha, researchin' time!

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

As for the tape's fate after we scan it, after some review, I think Public Lair has it right with the Erotic Heritage Museum in Paradise, Nevada. I called them but the guy who answered had no additional info beyond the website, so I'm crafting a letter now addressed to the curators.

I am open to suggestions- what do I say to convince them this item is worthy of historic preservation? How do I present what we know of its history thus far? What DO we know of the history thus far?

Yeeha, researchin' time!


Time capsule! Let future generations wonder how the hell they're supposed to get that archaic object to do anything.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Time capsule! Let future generations wonder how the hell they're supposed to get that archaic object to do anything.

I don't think Kids React totm is ready for super hornio bros. Yet.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
wow this is neat, you're doing god's work

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
i would really enjoy for this forum to be responsible for getting super hornio brothers properly documented in a museum

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cyra posted:

i would really enjoy for this forum to be responsible for getting super hornio brothers properly documented in a museum

you wouldn't want future generations to forget the historical importance of hedgehog.

Deadly Mongoose
May 27, 2006

Please give me terrible avatar that is awesome

atomicthumbs posted:

Hello. I heard there is need of my services.



My body will never be ready for Super Hornio Brothers, but my digitization rig is ready and willing. My editing deck has a time base corrector for unparalleled VHS playback quality, and a proc amp for adjustments. I have a Faroudja line quadrupler. I fight for the Porno Emperor.

Send me Super Hornio Brothers. I will do what needs to be done.

Do the needful.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

-^^^- OP has been updated to include high-resolution scans of the cover and back cover.-^^^-

Hello, Atomic Thumbs, your reputation precedes you. Much obliged to Rusty Staub for the offer of help, but at this point it seems like we may already have a copy of the film available online, so all that's left is to get the cleanest copy possible digitized and uploaded. Mr. Thumbs, thank you very much, I believe you are precisely the man for the job at hand (err, thumbs) now.

If you would send your snailmail address and any other instructions to ian at fusedmuse dot com I will send the tape to you promptly. Whether there is or isn't previously unseen footage awaits to be seen, but either way we'll have done our part for film preservation. Feel free to document the process as much or as little as you want, this thread is precisely for that purpose.

As for the tape's fate after we scan it, after some review, I think Public Lair has it right with the Erotic Heritage Museum in Paradise, Nevada. I called them but the guy who answered had no additional info beyond the website, so I'm crafting a letter now addressed to the curators.

I am open to suggestions- what do I say to convince them this item is worthy of historic preservation? How do I present what we know of its history thus far? What DO we know of the history thus far?

Yeeha, researchin' time!


Hell yes you are the best.

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