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It's time goons. State your gender and which you prefer to be when spooning.
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Oct 27, 2014 19:58
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Male. Little spoon. gently caress you, that's why.
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Oct 27, 2014 19:58
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If you're a male and you little spoon you're effiminate, weak, and probably enjoy getting hosed in the rear end!
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Oct 27, 2014 19:59
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I'm poo poo at cuddling but I produce 14-18 BTU in my sleep so you can huddle against my rear end for warmth if you must
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Oct 27, 2014 20:00
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I AM BRAWW posted:If you're a male and you little spoon you're effiminate, weak, and probably enjoy getting hosed in the rear end! I just like farting on the big spoon
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Oct 27, 2014 20:01
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Being the big spoon is a lot of work but being the little spoon is a lot of pressure on you to be cuddly. I prefer face to face cuddling because there's less focus on your performance.Benito Hitlerstalin posted:I just like farting on the big spoon This is nice though.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:02
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Male little spooner is the type of guy to hi-five you with both hands and lock fingers.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:02
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I'm big spoon but I like getting hosed in the rear end, it's a dichotomy that tears apart at my very being
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Oct 27, 2014 20:04
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I AM BRAWW posted:Male little spooner is the type of guy to hi-five you with both hands and lock fingers. I just mad whiff and miss the other persons hand by like 2 inches somehow
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Oct 27, 2014 20:06
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:I just mad whiff and miss the other persons hand by like 2 inches somehow That's some male little spooner poo poo too.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:06
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i like to be big spoon because my body pillow can't spoon me without prolific use of glue or duct tape
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Oct 27, 2014 20:07
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I AM BRAWW posted:That's some male little spooner poo poo too. good thing I gently caress trash, not cuddle it bich
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Oct 27, 2014 20:07
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If shes not asleep yet my wife gets up and leaves the room when I come to bed 
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Oct 27, 2014 20:08
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male, big, u can have sex this way (try it  )
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Oct 27, 2014 20:09
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Business Gorillas posted:i like to be big spoon because my body pillow can't spoon me without prolific use of glue or duct tape 
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Oct 27, 2014 20:09
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another pro to big spoon: if you have nightmares you can more easily punch the person who has made the mistake of sharing your bed
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Oct 27, 2014 20:10
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both, I like to have a three-way cuddle whenever possible
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Oct 27, 2014 20:10
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I'm a salad spoon cause I mix poo poo up!
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Oct 27, 2014 20:12
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i like to see sharing a bed with another human being as a constant power struggle
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Oct 27, 2014 20:13
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Vers usually big spoon though as I'm 6'3" and 190 lbs.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:13
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The person who is bigger physically is the Big spoon. It's just the natural way
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Oct 27, 2014 20:37
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more like soup ladle 
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Oct 27, 2014 20:39
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Decebal posted:The person who is bigger physically is the Big spoon. It's just the natural way 
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Oct 27, 2014 20:43
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big spoon is easier to spot in the sky, but little spoon is more navigationally useful
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Oct 27, 2014 21:02
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where does the lower arm go?? oh god i'm terrible at this
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Oct 27, 2014 23:37
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One time in college I had this cool friend girl who said "Do you wanna spoon!" and we spooned with our clothes on on the dorm room floor and I turned to be the little spoon immediately and she went "oh..!" but then rolled with it that is seriously a painful memory
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Oct 27, 2014 23:39
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Being the big spoon is a lot of work but being the little spoon is a lot of pressure on you to be cuddly. I prefer face to face cuddling because there's less focus on your performance. no, if you do fall asleep you're breathing in each other's face too much
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Oct 27, 2014 23:40
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1gnoirents posted:One time in college I had this cool friend girl who said "Do you wanna spoon!" and we spooned with our clothes on on the dorm room floor and I turned to be the little spoon immediately and she went "oh..!" but then rolled with it this just reminded me, there is a picture of me licking this girl's neck from 2005 that made it onto bigboys.com and then to collegehumor.com. I was gonna share..... but that might be too much even for me. its actually still on the internet too
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Oct 27, 2014 23:42
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1gnoirents posted:this just reminded me, there is a picture of me licking this girl's neck from 2005 that made it onto bigboys.com and then to collegehumor.com. I was gonna share..... but that might be too much even for me. its actually still on the internet too Put it up, ya spoony bastard
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Oct 27, 2014 23:45
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The Tao Jones posted:Put it up, ya spoony bastard heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeermmmmmmmm edit: lol its the first pic that comes up now if you search a certain phrase. I dunno... i dunno 1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Oct 27, 2014 |
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Oct 27, 2014 23:45
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1gnoirents posted:edit: lol its the first pic that comes up now if you search a certain phrase. 
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Oct 27, 2014 23:57
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big spoon is better because you can squeeze your partner until they squeal
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Oct 28, 2014 00:01
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I AM BRAWW posted:If you're a male and you little spoon you're effiminate, weak, and probably enjoy getting hosed in the rear end! yes. this is me
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Oct 28, 2014 01:05
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I prefer sleeping on my stomach so there is no possibility for spooning in this position.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:13
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I AM BRAWW posted:If you're a male and you little spoon you're effiminate, weak, and probably enjoy getting hosed in the rear end! What's the problem here?
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Oct 28, 2014 02:27
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Woman who sleep annoy me because they rise to the temprature of the sun when cold. i'd rather sleep on a bare wooden floor weak from rot, and fall three floors down, to be comfortable.
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Oct 28, 2014 02:29
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1gnoirents posted:no, if you do fall asleep you're breathing in each other's face too much Not if one of you is taller. Also, I don't sleep cuddle, intimacy is great and all but no, sleepy time is sleepy time.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:21
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The women I have been with have all wanted to be little spoon but I would be down with little spoon if they wanted. And they have all been taller than me, gently caress biotruths. Edit: Male. Twat Nosferatu fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 16:59
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1gnoirents posted:this just reminded me, there is a picture of me licking this girl's neck from 2005 that made it onto bigboys.com and then to collegehumor.com. I was gonna share..... but that might be too much even for me. its actually still on the internet too 
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Oct 28, 2014 17:15
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Female and while I prefer being little spoon, my 6'5 boyfriend insists that he must be little spoon. It is annoying.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:15
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