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Please list number of plates and assume 2.5 pounds of food per plate.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:20
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38 snow crab legs. no butter, no other food
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Oct 27, 2014 20:22
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man, i can barely get through two plates anymore, used to put away like six getting old loving sucks
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Oct 27, 2014 20:24
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Every time an ambulance drives by with its lights on I always like to say "Great Wall buffet claims another victim!" 
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Oct 27, 2014 20:30
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im gay.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:35
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6 or 7 crab rangoon
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Oct 27, 2014 20:35
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A friend of mine was once banned from the local all you can eat Chinese buffet for "abusing the system". The same buffet will scold you for not finishing your plate, and they really get pissed if you tell them it's because their crab rangoons taste like windex.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:37
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Poetic Justice posted:6 or 7 crab rangoon Just ate half a crab Rangoon and that poo poo was nasty, I am going to ask for the chef....
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Oct 27, 2014 20:38
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all those weird little variety cakes/pastries like every chinese buffet has the couple of feet of inexplicable macaroni and cheese and bad pizza and fried chicken in the chinese buffet
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Oct 27, 2014 20:39
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The Chinese buffet by my place has a one-plate limit, so it becomes an All You Can Stack restaurant. I use buttresses of ginger beef to ensure the structural stability of my pile of noodles.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:40
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Also Chinese buffets are the only restaurant I will eat at alone, so much easier to just cram food into my throat.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:43
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I don't weigh my food so I don't really know how much that is but I usually eat one plate of dinner and one plate of dessert. Sometimes I get egg drop soup and crispy noodles. I'm really lovely to take to a buffet because I don't eat my money's worth. I don't stack, I don't usually like my food to touch.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:45
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put the spicy shrimp on a bed of pork fried rice, eat like 4 plates PILED HIGH...
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Oct 27, 2014 20:46
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Quality not quantity fatties.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:51
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Three Olives posted:Quality not quantity fatties. rules and social constructs fall to the wayside at the chinese buffet
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Oct 27, 2014 20:52
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I think we can all agree that chinese buffets are the only buffets to go to
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Oct 27, 2014 20:55
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2.5 pounds of food per plate? drat man uh maybe 1.5 if i'm lucky?
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Oct 27, 2014 20:56
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dont really go to chinese buffets anymore since the good one closed down. at that one it was a "buffet" but if you were chinese theyd bring out fresh plates of food to you which was cool. it was kinda whatever they just cooked and wanted to give you but it was usually good stuff
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Oct 27, 2014 20:56
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Harime Nui posted:Every time an ambulance drives by with its lights on I always like to say "Great Wall buffet claims another victim!" dude u R an old fogey
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Oct 27, 2014 20:57
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5 pounds of fried frog legs
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Oct 27, 2014 20:57
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i go to the chinese buffet and get cheese pizza and french fries because the other food is too exotic
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Oct 27, 2014 20:57
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ALWays eat the weird lumpy hardboiled eggs. always
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Oct 27, 2014 20:57
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Business Gorillas posted:rules and social constructs fall to the wayside at the chinese buffet
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Oct 27, 2014 20:58
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Also why can I be out in the boonies and find a Chinese buffet staffed by nothing but Asians but otherwise never see another Asian for hundreds of miles in any direction? Any Asians here with an answer?
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Oct 27, 2014 20:58
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Monkey Fracas posted:I think we can all agree that chinese buffets are the only buffets to go to hell naw indian lunch/dinner buffet is the good poo poo.
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Oct 27, 2014 20:59
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i'm the fatass that takes 15 minutes to figure out what ice cream i want in front of the ice cream so nobody else can get any
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Oct 27, 2014 20:59
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texaholic posted:Also why can I be out in the boonies and find a Chinese buffet staffed by nothing but Asians but otherwise never see another Asian for hundreds of miles in any direction? Any Asians here with an answer? they ship their family in to work at the buffet, and they all live above it.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:00
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let's just say that if their sign says "All You Can Eat" then the joke's on them lol
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Oct 27, 2014 21:02
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Three Olives posted:Quality not quantity fatties. my local chinese buffet would put your grandma ling to shame
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Oct 27, 2014 21:02
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eat all the dumplings and spring rolls. also deep fried giant shrimp EDIT: at this one concert, some chinese folks were selling these giant spring rolls just stuffed with glass noodles and all the other good poo poo. the little flappers are good too, but man those giant spring rolls.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:05
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There was a really good Chinese buffet near my house but it closed down. Now the only one close is on the highway and once a homeless woman wouldn't let us leave the parking lot until we gave her money.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:07
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nomadologique posted:hell naw indian lunch/dinner buffet is the good poo poo. much rarer but also good
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Oct 27, 2014 21:08
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How much weed do I have? Plug that in as x and the equation solves itself
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Oct 27, 2014 21:09
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Business Gorillas posted:i'm the fatass that takes 15 minutes to figure out what ice cream i want in front of the ice cream so nobody else can get any The answer to this is always the soft serve vanilla that tastes like whipped cream
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Oct 27, 2014 21:11
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texaholic posted:Also why can I be out in the boonies and find a Chinese buffet staffed by nothing but Asians but otherwise never see another Asian for hundreds of miles in any direction? Any Asians here with an answer? Action Yak Police posted:There was a really good Chinese buffet near my house but it closed down. Now the only one close is on the highway and once a homeless woman wouldn't let us leave the parking lot until we gave her money. what do you mean "wouldn't let you leave"
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Oct 27, 2014 21:12
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The MSG in Chinese food just kills it for me. I get really bad side effects like migraines, muscle spasms, nausea, I have had a seizure after eating Chinese once and heart irregularities. That poo poo damages your nervous system, Chinese food needs to be banned or the use of MSG.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:13
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Humphry posted:The MSG in Chinese food just kills it for me. I get really bad side effects like migraines, muscle spasms, nausea, I have had a seizure after eating Chinese once and heart irregularities. That poo poo damages your nervous system, Chinese food needs to be banned or the use of MSG. holy mackerel my man
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Oct 27, 2014 21:15
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Humphry posted:The MSG in Chinese food just kills it for me. I get really bad side effects like migraines, muscle spasms, nausea, I have had a seizure after eating Chinese once and heart irregularities. That poo poo damages your nervous system, Chinese food needs to be banned or the use of MSG. Pretty sure they figured out MSG freakouts are psychosomatic.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:18
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nomadologique posted:dude u R an old fogey  n-no....
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Oct 27, 2014 21:18
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havent been a chiense buffet in years OP
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