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protip- get the eggdrop soup, then go over to the dumplings and add 1 (one) spoon of the dumpling sauce. it makes it delicious don't add more than one spoonful though it gets gross (dammit eric)
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Chinese buffets are disgusting. Nothing that cheap could be healthy
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Oct 27, 2014 21:21
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Three Olives posted:Pretty sure they figured out MSG freakouts are psychosomatic. Are you trying to tell me it's all in my head? 
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Oct 27, 2014 21:30
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Harime Nui posted:
does she have two eyes and just wears a decorational eyepatch or is there an empty socket under there or perhaps an ancient and powerful artifact she has to keep hidden and then unleash on unsuspecting bad guys?
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Oct 27, 2014 21:33
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Last time I went to a Chinese buffet I saw a guy there fill his plate with nothing but chips and fried chicken. englishpeople.txt
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Oct 27, 2014 21:33
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Humphry posted:Are you trying to tell me it's all in my head? You're probably just allergic, don't pass those weakass genes along.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:42
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texaholic posted:Also Chinese buffets are the only restaurant I will eat at alone, so much easier to just cram food into my throat. The one dude who could keep up with my plate count got that stomach bypass surgery. So I guess I'll be joining you in being alone. Like that song Sting sang, "Message in a Buffet".
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Oct 27, 2014 21:46
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all of the chow mein
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Oct 27, 2014 21:48
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Eating anything from a Chinese buffet besides the napkins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRq_d4p9Y78
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Oct 27, 2014 21:50
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nomadologique posted:does she have two eyes and just wears a decorational eyepatch or is there an empty socket under there or perhaps an ancient and powerful artifact she has to keep hidden and then unleash on unsuspecting bad guys? 
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Oct 27, 2014 21:51
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Usually I try to eat every animal I can. Not sure if I'm imagining there are different kinds of nutrients in the various muscle proteins, or if it's some king of symbolism, but it has just turned into my ritual. Maybe the whole thing is some kind of scavenger hunt? Also, generally avoid seafood at a buffet. Usually you can tell immediately if they're using old or expired shellfish, but sometimes you get the sneak attack. (Of course this can also happen with any food - see Windex rangoon.)
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Oct 27, 2014 21:55
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Oct 27, 2014 21:55
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godamn I feel awful now, had like 1.5 plates + a fruit plate.....
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Oct 27, 2014 21:57
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Usually by the second plate I'm pretty full. After that I eat another half plate. Then I think about going into the bathroom and vomiting.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:58
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Shroomie posted:Usually by the second plate I'm pretty full. After that I eat another half plate. Then I think about going into the bathroom and vomiting. Protip: If you do vomit, you can keep eating. Roman-style. The key is to vomit only when necessary, not after every little thing, and to neutralize the stomach acid as quickly as possible to prevent the dissolving of your stomach valve, esophagus, and teeth.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:03
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At age 20: a solid 4 plates At age 30: 1.75 plates max
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Oct 27, 2014 22:07
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texaholic posted:godamn I feel awful now, had like 1.5 plates + a fruit plate..... i'm fine with all sorts of shrimp and mystery meats, but i'll never touch the fruit portion of the buffet.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:11
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op what is the time table back in high school me and some friends would bring some cards or games with us and waste 8 hours eating, and the chinese buffet.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:13
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TOILETLORD posted:op what is the time table back in high school me and some friends would bring some cards or games with us and waste 8 hours eating, and the chinese buffet. It has to equal 1 new plate every 11 minutes and 34 seconds. Also LMAO at your high school years, I bet all the girls loved you and your friends.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:21
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texaholic posted:It has to equal 1 new plate every 11 minutes and 34 seconds. Also LMAO at your high school years, I bet all the girls loved you and your friends. i'm comfortable enough with my past self to say i was a loser moreso in hischool than i am now.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:24
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I went to college at a UC so every weekend night was a chinese buffet if we're talking food, then mongolian and ayce korean bbq are far superior
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Oct 27, 2014 22:24
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My family went to the asian buffet for thanksgiving diner. There was a guy sitting in his car in the parking lot eating takeout by himself. That place is pretty good. Loads of free sushi and a guy will make a stir fry to your order.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:38
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texaholic posted:Also why can I be out in the boonies and find a Chinese buffet staffed by nothing but Asians but otherwise never see another Asian for hundreds of miles in any direction? Any Asians here with an answer? because if you're the only chinese/japanese/korean/vietnamese family for miles, you've got a goldmine waiting in the form of steam tables full of fried rice and lo mein.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:41
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Libelous Slander posted:protip- get the eggdrop soup, then go over to the dumplings and add 1 (one) spoon of the dumpling sauce. it makes it delicious
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Oct 27, 2014 22:44
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I ate at one today and felt loving awful after three plates. I'm pretty stupid and make bad choices.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:56
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a hole-y ghost posted:protip: egg drop soup is chinese for "scrotum stretched life taffy, a knife used to scrape dead skin off its taut surface" what is your problem dude
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Oct 27, 2014 22:58
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ZergRushing posted:what is your problem dude you haven't lived until you've eaten an animal's balls
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Oct 27, 2014 23:01
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Kazak_Hstan posted:I ate at one today and felt loving awful after three plates. I'm pretty stupid and make bad choices. Don't feel bad. I once road my back to go get some fast food since I was poor. Long, uncomfortable return trip. Poor choices.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:03
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Chinese buffets are poo poo. Indian is where it's at.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:14
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i get at least a few pieces of five flavor squid, just so i don't forget.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:18
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Chinese people will literally eat anything with nutritious or magic value. Indian people won't even milk the cows that are blocking their poo poo-filled roads.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:18
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three drops of soy sauce in 5he ice cream tip the sushi chef read the wrapper on the chopsticks. the good ones have discreet spelling errors
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Oct 27, 2014 23:20
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seriously though. asians are loving hilarious.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:20
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The chinese buffet near my house has a sushi bar that puts out pretty good "cheap" sushi, you know the kind where the the kind where the highest quality thing there is probably the tuna. So I'll usually get a plate of various kinds of those, then go up for a plate of the staples like lo mein, beef and broccoli, general tso's, etc. Not a heaping plate or anything. After that I'm usually pretty full so I'll call it quits or snack on some of the fruits until everyone else is done.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:22
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And only go on weekdays because the price is usually lowest then. Paying more the same drat thinh.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:39
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so the last one
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Oct 27, 2014 23:52
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Chinese people will literally eat anything with nutritious or magic value. This is true. We're also savvy enough to target the best foods like seafood and fresh fruit since they're the most expensive. Also, we can tell by taste if it was cooked by a Hispanic person or a Chinese.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:46
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texaholic posted:Also Chinese buffets are the only restaurant I will eat at alone, so much easier to just cram food into my throat. I don't mind eating alone at quite a few of the hole in the wall ethnic joints I know around town but I gotta admit it feels the most right when at a chinese buffett.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:04
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Claven666 posted:man, i can barely get through two plates anymore, used to put away like six I've only ever been able to put away two plates because I'm not a fat loving slob.
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Three Olives posted:Quality not quantity fatties. weren't you outed as fat recently
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