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We get it. You're gay. It's 2014. Gay marriage is legal in 32 states. Gays are on TV. Gays are in movies. We have 6 year-olds coming out as gay. The consensus has been convinced that being gay is normal. The novelty has long worn off. And yet gays are always reminding us that they are in fact, gay. For instance. I hit up Tumblr quite a bit for pics and GIFs. Inevitably I'll come across some schlub's Tumblr page where they identify themselves as such: I'm Darren. I'm 25. I love espressos, butter knives, flying squirrels and toenails. I'm gay on a daily basis.* Why? Gays are literally the only "minority" I know of that go around identifying themselves. Perhaps some of our gay Goons can explain. *actual description. Except for the toenails.
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They are uninteresting or plain bad in any other aspect
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Oct 28, 2014 03:02
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im gay
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Oct 28, 2014 03:03
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I'm left handed.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:04
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Guy Fleegman posted:We get it. You're gay. It's 2014. Gay marriage is legal in 32 states. Gays are on TV. Gays are in movies. We have 6 year-olds coming out as gay. The consensus has been convinced that being gay is normal. The novelty has long worn off. And yet gays are always reminding us that they are in fact, gay. I hate it when black people and jews do this poo poo!
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Oct 28, 2014 03:04
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White people don't proclaim that they're normal all the time. Why do gay people have to tell you their abnormal?
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Oct 28, 2014 03:06
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gayness is a cosmic energy. you have to broadcast it out there to get it back. thats what gaydar operates on. gay rays need a large hard-on collider to see them
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Oct 28, 2014 03:06
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There aren't many gays so you have to advertize you're gay so you can find other gays to gay with. loving ignorant breeder.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:07
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I'm queer.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:07
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Bip Roberts posted:White people don't proclaim that they're normal all the time. Why do gay people have to tell you their abnormal? Why isn't there a Straight History Month??
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Oct 28, 2014 03:08
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i dont know op maybe because they're in rebellion against our heteronormative society guess maybe we'll never know, but who really cares again, it is a legitimate act of rebellion yelling about it won't solve anything
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Oct 28, 2014 03:09
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you give off a lot of gay vibes i guess and they are all dropping hints
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Oct 28, 2014 03:09
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Philadelphia posted:I'm queer. For the record, he doesn't speak for everyone in the city, just the city itself.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:09
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im black
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Oct 28, 2014 03:09
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Why isn't there a Straight History Month?? because everyone interesting in history was hella gay hitler was gay alexander was hella gay benjamin franklin danced in gay bars for benjamins but they didnt know theyd be called benjamins at the time
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Oct 28, 2014 03:10
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Noblesse Obliged posted:because everyone interesting in history was hella gay
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Oct 28, 2014 03:11
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Parallax Scroll posted:im black see? this is what I'm talking about!
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Oct 28, 2014 03:11
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Guy Fleegman posted:We get it. You're gay. It's 2014. Gay marriage is legal in 32 states. Gays are on TV. Gays are in movies. We have 6 year-olds coming out as gay. The consensus has been convinced that being gay is normal. The novelty has long worn off. And yet gays are always reminding us that they are in fact, gay. we fall asleep next to the glade and wake up in a world of ruin op
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Oct 28, 2014 03:12
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theyre gay
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Oct 28, 2014 03:12
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Saying "im gay" has actually saved my life irl, fyi, hth.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:15
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hey moron, if you ever left the house you'd realize that the only place people constantly say "I'm gay" is on the somethingawful forums and that it's not exactly a good way to judge real life
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Oct 28, 2014 03:16
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I don't ;like it when you walk around and your dong flapping in the wind, But its fine.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:17
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Guy Fleegman posted:We get it. You're gay. It's 2014. Gay marriage is legal in 32 states. Gays are on TV. Gays are in movies. We have 6 year-olds coming out as gay. The consensus has been convinced that being gay is normal. The novelty has long worn off. And yet gays are always reminding us that they are in fact, gay. Why not?
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Oct 28, 2014 03:17
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Oct 28, 2014 04:09
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Somebody's never met a vegan.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:14
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i'm straight
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Oct 28, 2014 04:15
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Just pointing out that OP is complaining about people announcing their sexuality on tumblr which is like complaining about finding fish in the ocean.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:17
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ugh fish, in *my* ocean
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Oct 28, 2014 04:19
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im poseidon
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Oct 28, 2014 04:19
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Inevitable posted:im gay
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Oct 28, 2014 04:19
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Inevitable posted:im gay Same.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:22
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cause they feel like they've discovered something no one else has even though they know it's not true.. my best guess. i notice it too.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:24
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No self-respecting gay wants to be mistaken for a breeder. Unless Grandma is visiting.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:29
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insecurity how else do you explain the flamboyance and pink hot pants
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Oct 28, 2014 04:30
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Because they are well adjusted adults and don't fear sex. In fact, they realize sex is good.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:30
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because they know not everyone has finely tuned gay-dar
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Oct 28, 2014 04:31
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How are people supposed to know if they have a chance with me sexually if they don't know if I am gay or not?
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Oct 28, 2014 04:33
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its how they get laid. "imgay" "oh! i too, am gay! wanna hit up the men's room?" see?
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Oct 28, 2014 04:37
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Nathilus posted:its how they get laid. am i doing it right?
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Oct 28, 2014 04:39
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I better be careful not to let anyone in on what my sexuality is now that it's officially worn out its novelty in the media, gonna leave this giant aspect of my identity a mystery on this web blog I use to talk about my personal feelings and post pictures of things I like.
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