NFL N/V Week 9: 8-and-8's and Heartbreak

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Colt McCoy: Just Wins Games.

discuss

# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:44

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:47

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

he's good

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676749

Although I do like this title better

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:23

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Already a thread

google 'refresh', it makes pages reload with updates.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:24

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thread title ownes

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:25

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Chichevache posted:

Thread title ownes

Its true

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:27

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Supreme Allah posted:

Already a thread

google 'refresh', it makes pages reload with updates.

mine was posted first but thanks!!

it looks like the other thread is where everyone's posting though

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:32

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Supreme Allah posted:

Already a thread

google 'refresh', it makes pages reload with updates.

This one was first and has the better title

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:32

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I'm staying here :colbert:

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:35

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

Fascists.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:38

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Justin Durant torn biceps, out for the year

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:39

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

wheez the roux posted:

mine was posted first

Oh my bad maybe I myself should refresh more.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:39

het: Nov 14, 2002; A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

Great thread title, awesome game tonight, always fun to watch the Cowboys implode

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:42

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Twice NFL defensive players have hurt themselves celebrating a sack this year

Two times

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:43

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Welp after tonight I'm officially a little scared of the Raiders coming to town.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:43

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

GNU Order posted:

Twice NFL defensive players have hurt themselves celebrating a sack this year

Two times

: Both those numbers are divisible by 11!

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I wanna take this thread title behind a middle school and get it pregnant

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:44

MrXmas: Apr 10, 2006; Let's Get Sweaty

News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKyeKmJ1oo

Views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQgE18-Lp8

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:46

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Hello I am Dallas playcaller Scott Linehan. Despite Demarco Murray being effective as hell at running the ball, I have decided to draw up 3 throwing plays to end the game in OT. Please shoot me in my penis.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

I wanna take this thread title behind a middle school and get it pregnant

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

30 Rock brah

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:52

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://bills.buffalonews.com/2014/10/25/kyle-orton-the-bills-quiet-warrior/

This may be one of the best NFL QB articles ever.

quote:

Anyone who has interacted with Orton on a significant level can attest he is a man of passionate convictions away from the field. He�s known as erudite, cultured and politically inspired. He�s an advocate for social causes and worker�s rights. He�s a deep thinker.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:54

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

GNU Order posted:

Twice NFL defensive players have hurt themselves celebrating a sack this year

Two times

They're the same dance.

It must be the sacrificial ACL dance of old, used to appease the football gods.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:56

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

http://bills.buffalonews.com/2014/10/25/kyle-orton-the-bills-quiet-warrior/

This may be one of the best NFL QB articles ever.

orton and I would be best friends irl and i want to party with him. also you left out the most unintentionally funny line immediately following that quote

quote:

Anyone who has interacted with Orton on a significant level can attest he is a man of passionate convictions away from the field. He�s known as erudite, cultured and politically inspired. He�s an advocate for social causes and worker�s rights. He�s a deep thinker.

�I didn�t know what he was talking about half the time,� said Ron Turner, his offensive coordinator with the Chicago Bears.

seiferguy posted:

Welp after tonight I'm officially a little scared of the Raiders coming to town.

we get some starters back at least! if we lose to the raiders I will go on a joose bender and drink an entire case of fireball

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:58

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

http://bills.buffalonews.com/2014/10/25/kyle-orton-the-bills-quiet-warrior/

This may be one of the best NFL QB articles ever.

Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy. But today, gentlemen, I bid that we become angry at our opponent with all the rage we are entitled. Let us crush them.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:59

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wheez the roux posted:

orton and I would be best friends irl and i want to party with him. also you left out the most unintentionally funny line immediately following that quote

Gotta leave something for people to read!

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:59

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

GNU Order posted:

Twice NFL defensive players have hurt themselves celebrating a sack this year

Two times

They both got hurt doing the exact same celebration

Season-ending injuries aren't funny but this is hard

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:00

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Out of Sam Bradford, Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy it is still quite likely McCoy will have the best career.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:01

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chris James 2 posted:

They both got hurt doing the exact same celebration

Season-ending injuries aren't funny but this is hard

Lamarr Houston did it after sacking the backup QB when they were down by a shitload in a game where the Pats threw up 51.

It's funny.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:02

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

I cannot abide the existence of Dan Snyder, but I must tip my hat to a man who is so desperately devious that he hired ninjas last week to sneak into the houses of all the Cowboys' players and staff and change all their clocks and calendars to December.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:12

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

I uh, didn't get a chance to watch the game

how the in the fiery depths of hell did Colt McCoy go 25 for 30 and lead a game winning drive in OT

how. how did this happen

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:15

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

God help you Michael Vick.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:17

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Can't we affirmative-action some white guys into the sack column

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:19

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

sweet thursday posted:

Can't we affirmative-action some white guys into the sack column

JJ Watt can only do so much

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:25

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

I CANT READ TOO HAPPY

Supreme Allah fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Oct 28, 2014

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:25

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

REDSKINS WIN THE SUPER BOWL REDSKINS WIN THE SUPER BOWL

JESUS IS BACK AND THERES PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:33

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Spoeank posted:

I wanna take this thread title behind a middle school and get it pregnant

I appreciate this reference. Also, I am sad because apparently Tracy Morgan is semi-retiring.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:34

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.