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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

*loads gbs, every row in the author column: ghaz; every row in the killed by column: ghaz; every row in the rating column: five gold bars*

ah... a goon can dream

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Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
You could probably make it happen in that Paranormal forum.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
DD214 in my hand.

I happy cried in the OPM ladies office. :gonk:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


the ecstasy kicked in and i didn't want to die anymore.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

*loads gbs; anonymous confessions thread has 500 unread replies*

ah... a goon can drea,m

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

the eternal dragon shenlong says "your wish has been granted" and my anime harem materializes in front of me

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

When I had sex with a Chinese girl

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
The night I win my first term as POTUS.

will cry 4 real and shout out to all goons who vote 4 me.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
weed, prostitution and jaywalking is legalized.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

I eat hot wings without getting hiccups

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
New 50 Cent album

mazda6
Sep 4, 2014

by Ion Helmet
honestly its every time ive put drugs into my body and they worked

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

The smoking gun falls from my limp hand. Everything is going dark.

poo poo I meant for that to be funny but it isn't.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The first time I climaxed inside a woman was a long time coming and the moment it was finally realized was sublime.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


drivin in my pickup down that dirt road with my baby wearin them painted on jeans down to the riverside underneath a full moon to drink some beers with my bros swervin like im george jones

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
changing my answer to, having my sinuses feel like when I take afrin, all the time

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

But also there's a Em guest spot!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i will never be happy. i cannot even imagine it. :mrwhite:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I get an unexpected boner. I'm about to act like a cat and slink out of the room but then I realize. I can be a cat with a boner. I CAN BE A CAT WITH A BONER.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
shooting thawat hroin tino my veins, feels so good.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



right now as I play my wii u bayonetta all my dreams are coming true and I'm cumming every five seconds

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
this pretty much covers it

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BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
I got raped to death by a nigroid.

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