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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
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Oct 28, 2014 05:20
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thats where teh bioweapon outbreak will start
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Oct 28, 2014 05:21
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whats on the 2nd and 3rd floor of that building
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Oct 28, 2014 05:22
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it's weird it's in the 401k info but that seems reasonable if you have sensitive info or whatever
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Oct 28, 2014 05:22
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under NO circumstances should you admit on this forum to plan to go there yourself. they are listening
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Oct 28, 2014 05:23
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:24
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1gnoirents posted:I was looking at my employee handbook at 401k info (lmfao words I thought I'd never say) and overall its a very generalized book. It's a worldwide corporation so it should be. Thats a pretty standard physical security practice. No badge, no entry. And, take your drat badges off when you go outside or get lunch.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:26
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psyopmonkey posted:Thats a pretty standard physical security practice. yeah but no mention of like , the first floor, or say my office, or any other office, or about how every single office in the world is actually locked at all times from visitors . I mean there are reasons for all those, but its only gonna mentioned the 2nd and 3rd floor of one specific office and not tell me WHY?
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Oct 28, 2014 05:29
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janice went down to the third floor for a "meeting" and the next day there was a press on nail in the cafeteria beef stew. and im pretty sure georges eyes werent solid black with no visible sclera before he had to go fix the network on the second floor.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:30
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1gnoirents posted:I was looking at my employee handbook at 401k info (lmfao words I thought I'd never say) and overall its a very generalized book. It's a worldwide corporation so it should be. well sometimes homeless people just sneak up to a weird floor, and then you got to worry about getting shanked with an aids knife.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:31
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1gnoirents posted:yeah but no mention of like , the first floor, or say my office, or any other office, or about how every single office in the world is actually locked at all times from visitors . I mean there are reasons for all those, but its only gonna mentioned the 2nd and 3rd floor of one specific office and not tell me WHY? Depending on the layout there could be enterprise infrastructure or other assets that you might not recognize but someone else might.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:31
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
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Oct 28, 2014 05:31
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psyopmonkey posted:Depending on the layout there could be enterprise infrastructure or other assets that you might not recognize but someone else might. im kind of hoping its something super badass and cool :/
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Oct 28, 2014 05:31
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psyopmonkey posted:
lol no way, I work at a famous company and my badge is a free ticket to being somebody in this town
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Oct 28, 2014 05:32
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:33
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Ruggan posted:whats on the 2nd and 3rd floor of that building the ball pit and ping pong table. don't want people getting jealous
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Oct 28, 2014 05:33
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1gnoirents posted:I'm pretty cool with my national manager. I'll ask him what's on the 2nd and 3rd floor of that building tomorrow. 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:35
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:36
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1gnoirents posted:I'm pretty cool with my national manager. I'll ask him what's on the 2nd and 3rd floor of that building tomorrow. If hes cool like me he will do what I used to do when escorting contractors.  - "Hey, is the demark back there?":bigtran: - "Nah, thats what we like to call 'GTMO North'." - "Oh"  :bigtran: - "Hah, im just kidding, thats a nuke silo." - "Oh, ok" 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:37
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You asked me once, what was on the second and third floors. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is on the second and third floors is the worst thing in the world
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Oct 28, 2014 05:37
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paranoid randroid posted:the thing that is on the second and third floors is the worst thing in the world My posting?
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Oct 28, 2014 05:38
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paranoid randroid posted:The thing that is on the second and third floors is the worst thing in the world
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Oct 28, 2014 05:40
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Not interesting, gas thread ban op, fire him and take his security pass since he clearly isn't capable of taking security seriously as it merits
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Oct 28, 2014 05:43
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You need "god" clearance to... to know. The nanites are programmed for exponential growth.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:43
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probably something they put in to freak out the new people
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Oct 28, 2014 05:44
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I bet OP works in a single story building. 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:45
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:46
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1gnoirents posted:I do lol Mother fucker. This is why we cant have nice things GBS.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:48
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:49
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1gnoirents posted:thats why its weird. its an entire section warning every employee on the planet about two specific floors in a building 97% of will never go to for any reason None of the buildings in your company have more than one floor.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:50
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psyopmonkey posted:None of the buildings in your company have more than one floor. now you've got me wondering. ive never seen any of these buildings. I work for, not even, I am lead for a regional satellite office for a company I've never even seen.................... its a shell company what am I into here
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Oct 28, 2014 05:51
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1gnoirents posted:thats why its weird. its an entire section warning every employee on the planet about two specific floors in a building 97% of will never go to for any reason it's a legal thing lots of companies do because it's easy for people to hide in higher floors where there is a smaller security presence, and they don't want someone to sneak in and sleep under a desk then do who knows what at night.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:52
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1gnoirents posted:now you've got me wondering 1,2,3 and to the 4 I dont care You are a bore. 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:52
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I've tried reading some of those Warhammer 401k books, but they are just so dry.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:53
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TOILETLORD posted:it's a legal thing lots of companies do because it's easy for people to hide in higher floors where there is a smaller security presence, and they don't want someone to sneak in and sleep under a desk then do who knows what at night. Or ,piggyback into a Datacenter and forcekill a SAN or just drop the power to the entire site.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:53
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Gross Dude posted:I've tried reading some of those Warhammer 401k books, but they are just so dry. In the future... There is nothing but fiscal responsibility and thinking about your future. Oh, and some darkness too.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:54
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wait a minute... how did i miss the chance to bust this out again in another 1gnoirents thread
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Oct 28, 2014 05:55
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I WORK FOR A DELIGHTFUL AND STRAIGHTFORWARD COMPANY AND I AM VERY HAPPY SUBSIDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR
1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:55
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hjahaha thats me pooping
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Oct 28, 2014 05:56
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when you talk to your manager about it just make sure to watch his HANDS not his FACE okay?
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Oct 28, 2014 05:56
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