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yeah yeah we get it, you've rubbed your wet body parts on another person. you've held another human being tightly in your arms, naked chest against naked chest as your legs shook in uncontrollable ecstasy. BIG DEAL! why dont you just keep it to yourself... and find and interest that doesn't involve something that a cavemen could do, hm?
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Ive had sex. there soothing special abpu tit
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Oct 28, 2014 05:25
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do you really want to know OP because i could probably wikipedia it for you since its like a major psychological thing
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Oct 28, 2014 05:25
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1gnoirents posted:do you really want to know OP because i could probably wikipedia it for you since its like a major psychological thing sure, let me know why people would go around practically bragging that they were able to perform the act of coitus im sure i'll learn a ton from those geniuses 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:27
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Ghaz posted:yeah yeah we get it, you've rubbed your wet body parts on another person. you've held another human being tightly in your arms, naked chest against naked chest as your legs shook in uncontrollable ecstasy. BIG DEAL! why dont you just keep it to yourself... and find and interest that doesn't involve something that a cavemen could do, hm? consider this "kill you're famil" "kill you're self" TIA
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Oct 28, 2014 05:28
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i agree op. slapping your parts into quivering, moistoned flesh hardly seems a worthy goal.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:29
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Ghaz posted:sure, let me know why people would go around practically bragging that they were able to perform the act of coitus im sure i'll learn a ton from those geniuses no i wont you can look it up yourself
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Oct 28, 2014 05:30
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i'll deflower any good looking girls. or if you're a good looking girl that isn't sure if she's been deflowered, i'll make sure
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Oct 28, 2014 05:31
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really happy to see more virgins coming out on the gibbis. we have been mocked for far too long and we will NOT be ignored...
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Oct 28, 2014 05:39
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I'm tired of pretending to be a virgin just to fit in.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:49
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i'm a fuckless virgin
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Oct 28, 2014 05:51
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Because I don't want anyone to accidentally associate me with famous virgins like Elliot Rodger.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:52
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TheJoker138 posted:Because I don't want anyone to accidentally associate me with famous virgins like Elliot Rodger. would you feel that way if I told you that Isaac Newton died a virgin as well? a kissless virgin
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Oct 28, 2014 05:54
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Just pay, loser
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Oct 28, 2014 05:55
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Ghaz posted:would you feel that way if I told you that Isaac Newton died a virgin as well? a kissless virgin Yes. Please don't shoot me, you lame loving sexless virgin.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:56
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Ghaz posted:would you feel that way if I told you that Isaac Newton died a virgin as well? a kissless virgin Imagine how much he could have done if Steven Hawking didn't insist of pathetically flailing his twisted penis into his wife's hole so often
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Oct 28, 2014 19:36
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"heh, i'm cool because i put my penis inside of someone. i'm now an adult that you should take seriously  "why do we use a relic from the stone age as a rite of passage? you don't have to be emotionally mature or responsible to smack some flesh into a hole.
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Oct 28, 2014 19:43
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because they still don't get it op
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Oct 28, 2014 19:44
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have you considered prostitutes, OP?
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Oct 28, 2014 19:45
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jiharlequinade posted:have you considered prostitutes, OP? I have actually hired a prostitute on several occasions. IMO, that doesn't count as losing your virginity. you don't go to the grocery store and buy some steaks and say "i bagged my first kill, I'm a hunter"
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Oct 28, 2014 22:01
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What is this the INCEL megathread?
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Oct 28, 2014 22:16
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Ghaz posted:I have actually hired a prostitute on several occasions. IMO, that doesn't count as losing your virginity. wow, this is really making me think
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Oct 28, 2014 22:17
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Is it true most strippers are actually virgins ?
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Oct 28, 2014 22:19
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when the oculus rift comes out i wont need to worry about losing my virginity
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Oct 28, 2014 22:20
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Ghaz posted:I have actually hired a prostitute on several occasions. IMO, that doesn't count as losing your virginity. nobody hunts cows either. if you could change this metaphor to be something like a venison steak or pheasant breast i would really appreciate it and you would singlehandedly improve my posting experience
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Oct 28, 2014 22:23
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Ghaz posted:I have actually hired a prostitute on several occasions. IMO, that doesn't count as losing your virginity. you goddamned poo poo eating poser. If you're releaving your "urges" with another human being, or with your hand, then you are a traitor to humanity and that's final
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Oct 29, 2014 00:46
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Ghaz posted:yeah yeah we get it, you've rubbed your wet body parts on another person. you've held another human being tightly in your arms, naked chest against naked chest as your legs shook in uncontrollable ecstasy. BIG DEAL! why dont you just keep it to yourself... and find and interest that doesn't involve something that a cavemen could do, hm? feels good man, gotta share
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Oct 29, 2014 00:48
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Business Gorillas posted:nobody hunts cows either. if you could change this metaphor to be something like a venison steak or pheasant breast i would really appreciate it and you would singlehandedly improve my posting experience if you haven't hunted cows, you haven't lived
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Oct 29, 2014 00:48
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Start looking at all of your interactions with women as a simple or complex monetary transactions.
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Oct 29, 2014 00:49
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because dumbbells like you pay attention and it's what they want
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Oct 29, 2014 01:28
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Business Gorillas posted:nobody hunts cows either.
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Oct 29, 2014 01:39
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when my budding buttblossom reached maturity and was plucked, I shouted my elation from the rooftop of the holiday inn where the sacred act took place. what i lost in purity i gained in elasticity that day
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Oct 29, 2014 01:43
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Baba Ganoush posted:Start looking at all of your interactions with women as a simple or complex monetary transactions. with the addition of seeing everything as a commodity
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Oct 29, 2014 01:45
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my buttblossom gets puffy and has to be drained like once a week
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Oct 29, 2014 01:46
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de_dust posted:with the addition of seeing everything as a commodity seriouspost: once our society achieves a truly free market (not talking about this half-hearted neoliberal farm/energy subsidy bullshit) this will actually work. rational actors will finally be able to act rationally
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Oct 29, 2014 01:52
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Ghaz posted:seriouspost: once our society achieves a truly free market (not talking about this half-hearted neoliberal farm/energy subsidy bullshit) this will actually work. rational actors will finally be able to act rationally Finally, someone gets it. Bravo sir 
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Oct 29, 2014 04:20
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Is there a surgery or something that could turn me back into a needy virgin?
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Oct 29, 2014 04:21
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they do?
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Oct 29, 2014 04:22
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im a virgin can someone help me with this
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Oct 29, 2014 04:25
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1gnoirents posted:im a virgin can someone help me with this you could try loving yourself lol jk
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