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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
the image of a man spreading his own rear end in a top hat revealing the red colon inside is going to bring back a lot of warm nostalgic memories of the 00's

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




actually when im 80 im gonna be dead. jokes on you op.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
lol if you think any of us will live that long

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Listening to rap, looking at goatse, telling my grandkids im gay

Man, I can't wait

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
already does, op. already does

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I hope I'm a professor at 80 and just causally mention the goatman during a lecture.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Fart Puzzle posted:

Listening to rap, looking at goatse, telling my grandkids im gay

Man, I can't wait

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
dead

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

if I live to 80 I sure won't be around people who love me

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cant wait im gonna be stoned 24/7 playing virtual reality survival horrorrs

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Gonna be poo poo posting all in my depends.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

quakster posted:

already does, op. already does

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
We will sit around living in our grandkids basement, bitching on forums like this one about how different it was for us on our lovely desktops we stubbornly refused to replace.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
It's gonna be a lot funnier when I post "im gay" on the Something Awful Forums.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Hookers, all the time.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

quakster posted:

already does, op. already does

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
the archives will have long imploded and the lore of the forums will have to be passed down by us

I wonder what's it's like to be 80 now and posting here, must have been initially terrifying, having been raised in the 40s

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
My cremains will rise up . . . up from the bottom of the ocean . . . straining to reach out and click the POST button.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
Kill everyone over the age of 65

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Funkstar Deluxe posted:

Kill everyone over the age of 59

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


lol goatse is timeless

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Funkstar Deluxe posted:

Kill everyone over the age of 65

Probably the simplest plan to save Social Security I've ever heard (would also annihilate the Republican Party's base, so more reasons to do it).

Another skull for the "I'll be dead and not giving a poo poo, because existence ends at death" pile.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Funkstar Deluxe posted:

Kill everyone over the age of 5

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Funkstar Deluxe posted:

[license to]ill.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'll probably be mostly a robot with no use for human feelings or flying in space or something

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i'll be the creepy old 80 year old man hosting parties at college towns and attending toga parties so i can still feel young

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i started smoking a few years ago and now I prob won't make it to 80

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Funkstar Deluxe posted:

Kill everyone over the age of 65

ghlbtsk posted:

Kill everyone over the age of 5

monkey posted:

Kill everyone

THE MOON LAUGHS KNOWINGLY

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
My friend George died, he was only 92, isn't that too young to go? Did you hear about jenny, only her shawl and a few scraps of hair left. I told her those parakeets were a bad idea, didn't I, didn't I say that?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
stay safe, in-poverty soon-ghost

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i only hope i fare better than Tokaii or whatever

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sweet Tea posted:

i'll probably be mostly a robot with no use for human feelings or flying in space or something

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if you are still somewhat healthy just start doing roids at 70 till you die and be swole.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

TOILETLORD posted:

if you are still somewhat healthy just start doing roids at 70 till you die and be swole.

hgh seems p cool and safe. look at stallone. i'd def start using roids after 60

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Pretty sure I'm not gonna make it past 60 yeah

Wootiebabeh
Dec 21, 2009




tane

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Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
I'm going to make posts about the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia, and get run out of an irrelevant web forum by nerds

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