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Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

motherfuckers in this thread never read a kelly cartoon before


lol, leader of the hack.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Who will play Bill Cosby on SVU? I'm thinking maybe Danny Glover.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Gaunab posted:

Who will play Bill Cosby on SVU? I'm thinking maybe Danny Glover.

poppa wayans

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


John Witherspoon.

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


Gaunab posted:

Who will play Bill Cosby on SVU? I'm thinking maybe Danny Glover.

Dean Cain.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Reginald VelJohnson

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

motherfuckers in this thread never read a kelly cartoon before


If I unironically agree with this cartoon does it make me a bitter, curmugeonly alcoholic old hack like Kelly, or just a rapist?

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Network Pesci posted:

If I unironically agree with this cartoon does it make me a bitter, curmugeonly alcoholic old hack like Kelly, or just a rapist?

If you unironically agree that anonymous posting nudes are heroic and Snowden's motives are for attention it doesn't make you a rapist. It just makes you wrong.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Atoramos posted:

If you unironically agree that anonymous posting nudes are heroic and Snowden's motives are for attention it doesn't make you a rapist. It just makes you wrong.

I can see how some retard patriotic Americans could hate on snowden but lauding anon is kind of puzzling.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Dang dude I never knew you got modded. Don't pull a redshirt, but I think it'll be fine you made the "keep this thread alive 10 years" countdown iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Network Pesci posted:

If I unironically agree with this cartoon does it make me a bitter, curmugeonly alcoholic old hack like Kelly, or just a rapist?
you understand that this is a cartoon made for the onion and kelly is not a real person and it is supposed to be hilarious that any person could actually believe any of this, right?

so, to answer your question, kill yourself.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

bill didn't rape the women the women raped him

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Gaunab posted:

Who will play Bill Cosby on SVU? I'm thinking maybe Danny Glover.

dave chappelle

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

freud mayweather posted:

He's never been found guilty because he's always settled before it can go to trial.

Do they actually declare people guilty in civil trials?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Gaunab posted:

Who will play Bill Cosby on SVU? I'm thinking maybe Danny Glover.

Bill Cosby

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




why is whoopi goldberg always pro-rapist

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

hemale in pain posted:

why is whoopi goldberg always pro-rapist
She's a huge Trekkie.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

bill cosby is very rich and may have something to do with the accusations imo

I could name at least three people richer than Cosby who don't have numerous women claiming he drugged and raped them.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I struggle to think why anyone would want to willingly have sex with Bill Cosby

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

mr pudding pop. there is a man over there. and i think he is going to rape me.

you better run

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Atoramos posted:

If you unironically agree that anonymous posting nudes are heroic and Snowden's motives are for attention it doesn't make you a rapist. It just makes you wrong.

yeah you're right, snowden has never done anything laughable and attention whoreish

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

argondamn posted:

My favorite story is the one where the girl claims Cosby drugged her then tried to rape her and she woke up in the middle of it and said "You're not gonna get me Mr. Cosby!" and left. Then a week later Cosby invited her to one of his shows and she came because she didn't know how to say no, and he offered her another drink that was also drugged, this time she woke up next to Cosby and she was like "You got me Cosby, you son of a bitch!"

women are hosed up from patriarchy and universally suffer from stockholm syndrome that manifests in one way or another

I'm guessing this is one of the less outrageous "my insane and abusive fling with a famous man"

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
it's always insanely epic watching GBS' contempt toward women win out over its "ironic" racism when the two meet head-to-head like this

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Kelly cartoons are real opinions of a "curmudgeonly old alcoholic," don't let anyone think anything different. Thanks.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

...of SCIENCE! posted:

it's always insanely epic watching GBS' contempt toward women win out over its "ironic" racism when the two meet head-to-head like this


Don't be racist against the Internet culture of attacking any woman who says or does anything that isn't porn related.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Does this mean my sweaters are now triggers?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ashgromnies posted:

bill cosby's son was murdered in a hate crime, maybe he has the right to rape a few people

or 14 or whatever

bill cosby pretty much blamed his own son for inconveniencing the virulent racist who murdered him.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Bill Cosby did nothing wrong except for the rape and the rape and the

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

:siren: Ghost Dad special edition Blu-Ray cancelled :siren:

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Egbert Souse posted:

:siren: Ghost Dad special edition Blu-Ray cancelled :siren:

A few months ago there were rumors that network TV was courting Cosby to return and make another sitcom since they're trying anything that has worked in the past to stave off their inevitable death.

I'm not saying that a few rapes are worth not having another loving Cosby sitcom on TV 20 years after he stopped being funny and relevant, but...

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

...of SCIENCE! posted:

A few months ago there were rumors that network TV was courting Cosby to return and make another sitcom since they're trying anything that has worked in the past to stave off their inevitable death.

I'm not saying that a few rapes are worth not having another loving Cosby sitcom on TV 20 years after he stopped being funny and relevant, but...

NBC dumped the sitcom development deal today, and Netflix is shelving a stand-up special they already filmed.

Rape is bad for business. Eventually.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

They should bring back House of Cosbys. They can add Sexual Abuse Cosby and Settlement Cosby.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

...of SCIENCE! posted:

it's always insanely epic watching GBS' contempt toward women win out over its "ironic" racism when the two meet head-to-head like this

I don't want to gently caress a 80 year old black man, tho

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ashgromnies posted:

yeah you're right, snowden has never done anything laughable and attention whoreish



he gave up sex to pursue lofty ideals

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Egbert Souse posted:

They should bring back House of Cosbys. They can add Sexual Abuse Cosby and Settlement Cosby.

Yes.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Egbert Souse posted:

They should bring back House of Cosbys. They can add Sexual Abuse Cosby and Settlement Cosby.

i agree, ya see, theo

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake

Agag posted:

NBC dumped the sitcom development deal today, and Netflix is shelving a stand-up special they already filmed.

Rape is bad for business. Eventually.

So why does known rapist Mike Tyson now have a whimsical cartoon? Is everyone just too loving afraid of him? Society has a short memory? Brain damage and facial tattoos are now "in"?

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Docahedron posted:

So why does known rapist Mike Tyson now have a whimsical cartoon? Is everyone just too loving afraid of him? Society has a short memory? Brain damage and facial tattoos are now "in"?

He's a sports star, doh.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
It's troubling that Cosby will actually get money from NBC for breaking their deal.

Docahedron posted:

So why does known rapist Mike Tyson now have a whimsical cartoon? Is everyone just too loving afraid of him? Society has a short memory? Brain damage and facial tattoos are now "in"?
I like The Onion's headline from last year (only a headline; won't bother linking):
Psychopathic Rapist Draws Nation's Sympathy

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So bill raped/drugged a super model in her prime? Swing for the fences

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