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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
People who have lots of sex are bad


looking at you keith richards

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i agree, people should have a moderate amount of sex instead

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
exactly!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i unironically do not like slut shaming


however, fat shaming should be encouraged

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

I'm a slut for fatty foods.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
sex rules gently caress u nerds.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I'm mad because I've spent my entire life in my mom's basement and I still haven't been able to stick my dick into a living human, somehow

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I'm a slut

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Over There posted:

I'm a slut

lets do "it"

96 spacejam
Dec 4, 2009

Portals posted:

I'm mad because I've spent my entire life in my mom's basement and I still haven't been able to stick my dick into a living human, somehow

undead is ok, you're celebrating halloween

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

i would be if i could be

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Being slutty is a lot of fun.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
more people should have more sex

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I did not have sex with an attractive female today so this thread speaks to me

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Over There posted:

I'm a slut

How many dicks did you suck making this post?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
are you people saying this stuff so sluts will have sex with you?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Cthulu Carl posted:

How many dicks did you suck making this post?

7.3

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
come again?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Fetus Tree posted:

i unironically do not like slut shaming


however, fat shaming should be encouraged

Yeah I guess I'm in the same camp too.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Fetus Tree posted:

i unironically do not like slut shaming


however, fat shaming should be encouraged

what's your stance on fat sluts?

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
if women have sex with someone who isnt me they are clearly sluts imo

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i legit cannot tolerate obese people who refuse to eat vegetables and greens and constantly complain about their health problems.

eat like a loving adult you petulant fleshbeast.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what's your stance on fat sluts?

obviously its cool if they have sex but they need to stop being fat

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what's your stance on fat sluts?

I will unironically bang a fat slut, but the shame will come from her being fat and not a slut.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Don't mind if I do

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
sometimes when im railing a slut doggy style ill lean way over her and pull out a hand mirror and hold it up in front of her face and shout "ARE YOU PROUD OF WHAT YOUR DAD'S LITTLE GIRL HAS BECOME?!"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
another thing ill do when a girl is riding me is i'll reach up and pull a velvet rope that's hanging beside my bed and suddenly the roof and walls of the room will retract and her family and friends are standing around us looking shocked and right then ill cum

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i also like to read the bible to hookers as they blow me

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I've done the sex with more ladies than years old I am

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
slut shaming is misogyny because all women are whores

preach it chris brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Oh GBS... :cripes:

Someday someone, or something, will touch you

ihopeirememberthis
Sep 8, 2011

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
stop hogging all the sex, normies. come on

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
Sluts should be celebrated, not shamed

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

you irl posted:

another thing ill do when a girl is riding me is i'll reach up and pull a velvet rope that's hanging beside my bed and suddenly the roof and walls of the room will retract and her family and friends are standing around us looking shocked and right then ill cum

sick

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Guancho posted:

Sluts should be celebrated, not shamed

Agreed.

I wouldn't date one though.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
sluts are bad

how will their giant gaping vagines feel my goony micropenis now? it's not fair!!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
we've had some good laughs here today about sluts but let's not forget that if it weren't for a slut you would never have been born :)

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
i think carts should stop hitting kids tbh

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amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
I want to help sluts to know that STDs are bad at leave them at that because I worked in Emergency and sweet jesus

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