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*never shuts the gently caress up*
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im not very funny
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Oct 29, 2014 02:22
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hey hey eeeyy im topical im hip heheh heh hey yeah uh yeah hey you remember cassette taps weren't those wild? really im hip and edgy and doing this ironically wow vhs i had some porno on vhs wonder if my dad ever found it
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Oct 29, 2014 02:22
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Ghaz posted:ummm got a source for that? http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/02/showbiz/adam-carolla-podcast-lawsuit/
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Oct 29, 2014 02:22
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He's good and funny and I like him. Adam Carolla 2016 please
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Oct 29, 2014 02:22
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I'm tired of paying taxes on all this expensive poo poo I need to be happy. edit: Still think he's alright.
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Oct 29, 2014 02:23
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Remember when I had a show about titties before my co-host got a real hosting job and we got replaced by two actual comedians that hated the show!?!?!??!
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Oct 29, 2014 02:23
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Oct 29, 2014 02:25
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drat broads have it too easy these days
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Oct 29, 2014 02:25
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*secretly also loathes self*
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Oct 29, 2014 02:26
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adam carolla is actually pretty cool
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Oct 29, 2014 02:28
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*Is incredibly jealous that Jimmy Kimmel has an illustrious career after being the side kick on my poo poo television show*
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Oct 29, 2014 02:28
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wish i was as funny as norm mcdonald
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Oct 29, 2014 02:29
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Got to get it on
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Oct 29, 2014 02:32
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Here's my strip club DJ impression that I do for 45 minutes at a time.
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Oct 29, 2014 02:34
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What I learned from Adam Carolla is that you can't judge, it's impossible to judge
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Oct 29, 2014 02:34
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Jimmel Kimmel seems like a genuinely good person who just likes pranks and dirty jokes whereas Adam has a history of being a prima donna
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Oct 29, 2014 02:40
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I remember thinking Carolla was ok, then I flipped through one of his books in a bookstore and he was railing against some security guard for not letting him in the side entrance to some stadium and he called him an "$8 an hour person" and I was like "ok you're just a prick."
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Oct 29, 2014 02:56
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I let  otu of my butt.
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Oct 29, 2014 02:59
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I make pee pee with my ding dong doodle.
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Oct 29, 2014 03:00
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mind the walrus posted:I remember thinking Carolla was ok, then I flipped through one of his books in a bookstore and he was railing against some security guard for not letting him in the side entrance to some stadium and he called him an "$8 an hour person" and I was like "ok you're just a prick." lmao, i don't remember that rant, Adam Carolla owns
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Oct 29, 2014 03:04
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mind the walrus posted:I remember thinking Carolla was ok, then I flipped through one of his books in a bookstore and he was railing against some security guard for not letting him in the side entrance to some stadium and he called him an "$8 an hour person" and I was like "ok you're just a prick." honestly tho security guards are power tripping douches making barely above $8 an hour...so yeah he may be a prick but he's pretty much right.
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Oct 29, 2014 03:05
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I was the slightly funnier part of the Man Show, yet Kimmel is somehow more successful than me.
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Oct 29, 2014 03:12
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You can't articur..late yourself any better than that.
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Oct 29, 2014 03:33
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Women just aren't funny hahahahaha
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Oct 29, 2014 03:38
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I never said women aren't funny, you're misrepresenting what I said. I. Did. Not. Say. That. And you can kiss my rear end 
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Oct 29, 2014 03:40
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the world is your oyster, because that's all the world is
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Oct 29, 2014 03:44
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shut drew's mic off
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Oct 29, 2014 03:44
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my wife nearly left me because I wouldn't stop complaining that the maid wouldn't stop unplugging my iPhone charger and then not plugging it back in when she vacuumed also that I constantly act like I despise her by shaming her repeatedly on a podcast listened to by like a million people but seriously she leaves open cans of soda in the fridge and is concerned that I'm not paying enough attention to my children so who can say really. cannot judge, drew.
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Oct 29, 2014 03:52
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Uhh the world is your oyster.. *jacks off to big boobs*
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Oct 29, 2014 03:56
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I honestly can't believe Dr. Drew hasn't gotten more poo poo for the statements he makes on the show when Adam bullies him into agreeing. Either way he doesn't try to pretend like he isn't wealthy like every other celebrity.
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Oct 29, 2014 03:59
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I do way more talking than Drew and yet, we get paid the same
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Oct 29, 2014 04:01
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nobody likes it when I say this but stand up is kind of lame in general. even when its "good". its just not as funny when you try that hard its kind of like strippers for me except that one time i had sex with one so what im saying is there are exceptions but its rare
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Oct 29, 2014 04:02
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*career peaked on The Man Show*
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Oct 29, 2014 04:03
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is this the dude from the man show or the dude from that video game review show?hemophilia posted:*career peaked on The Man Show* oic that dude sux
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Oct 29, 2014 04:03
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i made a movie about a boxer it sucked i suck cars cars carpentry
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Oct 29, 2014 04:03
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i could barely believe this was real.
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Oct 29, 2014 04:09
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women these days don't know anything about WWII aircraft! *makes honking noises like oswald cobblepot*
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Oct 29, 2014 04:18
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha phew uh oh not again! FARTS! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... ... FARTS BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!
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Tom Gorman posted:*makes honking noises like oswald cobblepot* 
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