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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

loving redneck falls asleep with a loaded gun in his pocket around with a kid around. Said gun falls out while dude is sleeping and kid proceeds to pick up the gun which results in redneck getting blasted in the face.

loving LOL
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/28/houston-man-shot-in-face-by-toddler_n_6057110.html

Not as good as getting Uzi'd by a 9 year old, but still quality durpmanship.

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
in his pocket? lmbo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
according to gun advocates its a myth that your gun is 42 times more likely to shoot a loved one than a criminal its only twice as likely to shoot a loved one than a criminal
this argument is made in support of gun ownership :laffo:

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
See a toddler with a gun and his finger on the trigger. What do I do?

Pull the gun towards me?

or

Absolutely anything else.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people

Seriously it happens a lot

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Baba Ganoush posted:

See a toddler with a gun and his finger on the trigger. What do I do?

Pull the gun towards me?

or

Absolutely anything else.

Drop kick the baby

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

No i insist, keep giving your idiot children pointy sticks that go boom.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: gotta poo poo soon people :siren:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
wanna party with that dude

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
you can just say 9 OP jeez

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: gotta poo poo soon people :siren:

is it done?

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
please let us know when dgsw, need it to climax

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
I bet texas executes the 3 year old, if it happened in texas.

i didn't read the op, i just assume it happened in texas

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

no. poo poo is going to come out of my rear end in a top hat. it will be piping hot. it is burning me. hot farts are blasting. my rear end is going to shoot hot poo poo.

this is about to get real.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



its cooler than the 9 year old uzi girl because this kid won't remember a single thing about it and when he finds out about it he'll think its cool as hell

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

angerbot posted:

Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people

Seriously it happens a lot


This wouldn't happen if we legalized abortion.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

SpeedGem posted:

I bet texas executes the 3 year old, if it happened in texas.

i didn't read the op, i just assume it happened in texas

It happened in Texas

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Hingehead posted:

This wouldn't happen if we legalized abortion.

im glad hes dead

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:siren:

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

No. 6 posted:

It happened in Texas

I would have figured florida myself

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
If only there had been a good toddler with a gun in the room.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
thought this was a thread about a 3 year old that made $9 million. disappointed

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

its cooler than the 9 year old uzi girl because this kid won't remember a single thing about it and when he finds out about it he'll think its cool as hell

being known in elementary school as the kid who shot someone in the face would be mega rad

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
good.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
20 year old with a pistol dangling from his pocket

He was probably up to no good and deserved to be shot in the face before someone innocent got hurt

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

God I hope that was it.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
toddler with a handgun i know, i know, it's really serious

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
loving lol TRY HIM AS AN ADULT!!!! ahaha

Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
Lol nice he deserved it imho

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
noscoping at three, talk about precocious

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
How are they always getting shot in the face on accident?

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
I'm sure he'll have a new "uncle" by Saturday morning.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
so the tots being tried as an adult right? loving baby definitely knew better.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
good

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm glad of it.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


The one thing I dont understand is why you'd type out 9 mil instead of 9mm

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hooplah posted:

The one thing I dont understand is why you'd type out 9 mil instead of 9mm

this is important cause this guy is a fag but I took a poo poo :siren: and we are done here good riddance

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Parallax Scroll posted:

being known in elementary school as the kid who shot someone in the face would be mega rad

Unless that was his uncle who worked at Nintendo he shot.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

glowing-fish posted:

Unless that was his uncle who worked at Nintendo he shot.

FAG

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