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Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Prodigal T-REX posted:

im like a 8 twink, could pass as a woman if I wore a dress and shaved, not hard-bodied so -2 pts, tell me my salary

you'll get an hourly rate with clients, and that'll be $220, i'll take $50 - leaving you with $170 for each client. MAKE THEM EXTEND THEIR TIME!!

They'll get sleepy and you can let them doze off and charge them.

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
you don't get to keep all the money

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

cause i'm handling the phones and letting the clients know you'll be a power bottom.

grossest ever client was a 70 year old that had skin cancer and i still managed to gently caress him. You kids just expect the world to be offered to you, gaping and ready for it.

Sas fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Oct 29, 2014

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
excuse me?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Its ok, we didnt smell it.

:iamafag:

Sas
Oct 29, 2014


Welcome to http://www.knightcall.com.au/escorts.php, I have Cucking Mama available. Yes, a power bottom and very versatile. Yes, we do outcalls, that'll be $240 an hour. Yes, we can book him for three hours.

Cucking Mama - Outcall to the Hilton Hotel, three hours, Greg will drive you there, better pack extra lube in your whore-bag, looks like the client wants full anal and he sounds like he's peaking. if you can, make him extend his time and we can send another boy over if you like.

(A power bottom thrusts back towards the clients and can cum thru anal play) Versatile means you'll do anything.

Sas fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Oct 29, 2014

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
oh, you're pretending to be a pimp.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
its cute how people ITT are acting like twinks are desirable in any way @ all. otters & hairy dudes are all the rage now.

if you dont have a furry rear end you should probably kill yourself.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Cucking Mama posted:

oh, you're pretending to be a pimp.

they were called managers in my place, no pimping required. mostly old gay guys answering the phone.

pimps are for poors.

Sas fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Oct 29, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

9goats dead posted:

its cute how people ITT are acting like twinks are desirable in any way @ all. otters & hairy dudes are all the rage now.

if you dont have a furry rear end you should probably kill yourself.

Whats an otter?

:ohdear:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

oh hey its matt shepard

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Sas posted:

they were called managers in my place, no pimping required. mostly old gay guys answering the phone.

I don't know that world tbh but I hope you're living better

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Whats an otter?

:ohdear:

you know when you get a guy in the hot-tub and he floats to the surface and can crack oyster shells on his furry tummy? that's an otter.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Cucking Mama posted:

I don't know that world tbh but I hope you're living better

absolutely, it's been about 10 years since I left.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
"gay" men who prefer twinks are 100& confused degenerates a la roboshit. this is a fact.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Sas posted:

you'll get an hourly rate with clients, and that'll be $220, i'll take $50 - leaving you with $170 for each client. MAKE THEM EXTEND THEIR TIME!!

They'll get sleepy and you can let them doze off and charge them.

i only pay out like that if you run good protection, are you ready to break some heads for that kinda %%??

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey posted:

Whats an otter?

:ohdear:

gay man:bear :: gay man:otter

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
my co worker got into a conversation with several of us esteemed colleagues one day about how once you go gay you can never say you aren't gay.

He was like, imagine a hotel and one side of the hotel is people who have never been gay and the other is the gay dudes. He is like you can go home and have a nice car and a hot girlfriend but if you gently caress a dude you are gay even if it is just for money. This like 55 year old guy spoke up "once you're on the silver screen, ur gay"

made us think

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

So if I'm bi can I use the "I'm straight" line to get guys who would normally be out of my league?

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

Syd Midnight posted:

So if I'm bi can I use the "I'm straight" line to get guys who would normally be out of my league?

I think I'd like it but I'm not sure. If only someone were there to guide me :ohdear:

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Secks Cauldron posted:

The moment a dick touches your lips or butt you're no longer a straight man.

WHAT IF ITS MY OWN DICK

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Mulefisk posted:

WHAT IF ITS MY OWN DICK

:siren: GAY :siren:

Rivethead fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Oct 29, 2014

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
im not sure im $220 material unless disgust and shame add to the hourly rate

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

9goats dead posted:

its cute how people ITT are acting like twinks are desirable in any way @ all. otters & hairy dudes are all the rage now.

if you dont have a furry rear end you should probably kill yourself.

This is true. Thank god I don't have to shave my cheeks and hole anymore. The itching was unbearable after 3 days. Have you ever had an ingrown hair on perineum? I dont recommend it.

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