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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
if it is i guess im gay

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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

You've got a sensitive butthole and you need a sensitive man to explore it, I totally get that.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

start with a finger, then work your way up to the folgers can (empty it first)

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

BeefThief posted:

start with a finger, then work your way up to the folgers can (empty it first)

Don't let this guy scare you off, OP, we're only working up to James Deen's Non-Threatening Penis TM.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
you have lousy taste. that guy looks like a tall hobbit.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
Have you seen how he fucks tho

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

FordPRefectLL posted:

Have you seen how he fucks tho
no, i prefer to read my porn.

naem
May 29, 2011

lemon whores

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its gayer if you look up Jimmy Dean.

Hes into sausages you see.

:iamafag:

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
The only male porn star I look up are old randy west videos.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ive tried to find a very specific nick manning clip thats dear to my heart where he says
"eat it up! eat it up you whore! ... ... ... ... naasty" :stwoon:

Bike without wheels
Jan 2, 2005

this post
uh yeah i do, because generally its hard for me to get an erectiion if the dude in the porn isnt at least 90% as attractive as me and his dick has to be as big as mine too

it makes it easier to pretend im him and im laying some serious pipe on some sexy girl because thats what i would be doing if i had more time

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
It is, but it is still less gay than if you were looking up "Paula Deen".

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

he seems like a cool guy and his girlfriend is hot as heck, so yes you are gay

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

they both seem real forced and stupid

maybe they should just gently caress, since it's a porno and not a real movie

what's the point of having a story in porn? I've wondered that for like 30 years now

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
what are you a teeny bopper? Real men search for Peter North

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Alan Smithee posted:

what are you a teeny bopper? Real men search for Peter North

gnarlyhotep posted:

what's the point of having a story in porn? I've wondered that for like 30 years now

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I wanna gently caress Paula Deen and ram her Paula spleen wit my Paula peen

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...

lmao quagmire

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
No, that dude seems to know what he is doing, and all those women have been generic with a few exceptions since the mid 90s

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?
James Dean pizza used to be really good like 5 years ago then it went to total poo poo and nobody orders from it anymore except for me and every time i get a pizza i feel disappointment but the nostalgia of their 'texas' flavour pizza makes me come back.


Kind of like this thread?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ohsosad posted:

'texas' flavour pizza

that sounds god awful

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

gnarlyhotep posted:

they both seem real forced and stupid

maybe they should just gently caress, since it's a porno and not a real movie

what's the point of having a story in porn? I've wondered that for like 30 years now

How else are you gonna get involved with the characters?

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
no cause he usually only does scenes with sexy ladies.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Kukash posted:

no cause he usually only does scenes with sexy ladies.

i defy anyone itt to name someone hotter than farrah abraham

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

Kidswhoneedjobs
Jan 16, 2013
isnt he married to stoya they seem like fun people in fact they all do i wish i knew where to meet porn stars theyre probably great friends to have

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

LifeSizePotato posted:

i defy anyone itt to name someone hotter than farrah abraham

your mom.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
The deenerino has got some lion fuckin eyes that entrap and bring out the real orgasms in the women

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
*puts on iconic red jacket* I'm gay

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
I don't think wanting to see two hot people loving instead of seeing one hot person loving a fat old dumpy sweaty excuse for a man makes you gay

Gay or not, if you were going to see a naked man you'd want him to not be ugly

Besides there are hotter male porn stars in straight porn that you would be more into if you were gay

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

The Wizard of Poz posted:

I don't think wanting to see two hot people loving instead of seeing one hot person loving a fat old dumpy sweaty excuse for a man makes you gay

Gay or not, if you were going to see a naked man you'd want him to not be ugly

Besides there are hotter male porn stars in straight porn that you would be more into if you were gay

Do gay guys tend to go for the bears then?

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

The Wizard of Poz posted:

I don't think wanting to see two hot people loving instead of seeing one hot person loving a fat old dumpy sweaty excuse for a man makes you gay

Gay or not, if you were going to see a naked man you'd want him to not be ugly

Besides there are hotter male porn stars in straight porn that you would be more into if you were gay
Sure, whatever it takes to make you feel better about getting hot and bothered about watching a guy loving.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Better than white dick / black dick dude

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

he fucks a lot of hot girls in porno but i hate the sounds he makes so i always avoid videos featuring him

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Who watches porn with the sound on any way?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

LifeSizePotato posted:

i defy anyone itt to name someone hotter than farrah abraham

I don't know what you look like but I'm pretty sure you're hotter than farrah abraham

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
He makes sound? I like the ladies who have three gasps of pleasure and they just repeat the three tones for 25 minutes.

Not

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

olaf2022 posted:

I don't know what you look like but I'm pretty sure you're hotter than farrah abraham

it was a trick, i am farrah abraham

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