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my kinda guy tbh
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Oct 29, 2014 07:35
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poo poo son, that weird rear end fucker is trippin. Straight white people poo poo there son.  Your posting sucks butts and dix. ----------------
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Oct 29, 2014 07:36
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he's got that tabasco sauce ready to go in an emergency
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Oct 29, 2014 07:45
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turd holster??
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Oct 29, 2014 07:46
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whoa poo poo i almost ate something that didnt taste exactly the same as everyhitng else ive eaten for the past five years. good thing im always packing.
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Oct 29, 2014 07:47
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dude eats so much bland food he needs a fuckin quick draw holster lmao
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Oct 29, 2014 07:50
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came for the turd holster came on the picture of dude with hot sauce
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Oct 29, 2014 08:15
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That's not Tapatio... 
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Oct 29, 2014 08:32
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a hole-y ghost posted:turd holster?? Yeah holds one solid deuce.
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Oct 29, 2014 08:59
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if he gets some on his hands and forgets to wash before taking a piss
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Oct 29, 2014 09:00
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man check out his brachialis dude must lift a lot of hot sauce i strongly recommend you do not gently caress with this man's ability to use his elbows
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Oct 29, 2014 09:28
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apple shirt
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Oct 29, 2014 10:34
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you have the right to remain saucy.
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Oct 29, 2014 11:17
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guy in the background has noticed too and is using his phone to post the same elsewhere, fantastic find op
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Oct 29, 2014 11:32
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silicon valley
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Oct 29, 2014 11:32
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I hate to admit it, but I used to totally carry hot sauce in a vest I used to wear all the time. On the flip side, I used to go to a bunch of redneck pancake breakfasts and those cheap bastards never had hot sauce. Since having left bum gently caress nowhere, I no longer understand the need for gun clubs and airports to serve pancakes all winter.
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Oct 29, 2014 11:39
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jalopybrown posted:guy in the background He looks like Nien Nunb
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Oct 29, 2014 12:02
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I might start doing this just to make packing heat  jokes
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Oct 29, 2014 12:08
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I'd hold that dudes hotsauce with my turd holster 
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Oct 29, 2014 12:09
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I'm the other bottle of sauce in his back pocket
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Oct 29, 2014 12:29
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abigserve posted:I'm the other bottle of sauce in his back pocket I think thats a packet of Beechnut chewing tobacco. Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Oct 29, 2014 12:54
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youre sitting in a silicon valley grilled cheese and smoothie cafe, programming your latest marijuana delivery app on your macbook. you take a bite from the $12 grilled cheese sandwich. "hm wow this $14 grilled cheese sandwhich is a little plain" you say to no one in particular. the swinging doors of the grilled cheese and smoothie cafe blow open, and in walks a a true drifter of the silicon valley. he locks onto you with his eyes of steel, and strides over to your table in his worn hiking sketcher sneakers. "take this, compadre" from his utility holster the drifter pulls out and impressively twirls a bottle of tabasco hot sauce, firmly placing it on your table. trembling, you take the bottle and pour several drops of the sauce onto your $15 grilled cheese. you take a bite, and it is good - just the perfect amount of heat. "t-t-thank you sir" the drifter silently nods, twirls the sauce back into his holster, and rides off in his tesla into the california sunset
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Oct 29, 2014 13:14
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i'd respect it more if it wasn't tabasco tbh
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Oct 29, 2014 13:17
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He works at an Apple store, has a turd holder on his belt and a packet of dip in his back pocket. Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave...of therapeutic oils.
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Oct 29, 2014 13:19
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Oct 29, 2014 13:21
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shrimp on the go. nice
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Oct 29, 2014 13:27
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My EDC is sriracha, but my ankle backup is some Frank's RedHot. Got aftermarket caps on both.
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Oct 29, 2014 13:35
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gently caress, living the life.
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Oct 29, 2014 13:38
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Jalumibnkrayal posted:My EDC is sriracha, but my ankle backup is some Frank's RedHot. Got aftermarket caps on both. Hey EDC buddy 
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Oct 29, 2014 13:45
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cock that cock sauce, sperglords of truth
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Oct 29, 2014 14:14
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Rapman the Cook posted:I cant believe it! that's the regent st apple store isnt it, i've seen that guy myself lol
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Oct 29, 2014 14:18
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awesome-express posted:that's the regent st apple store isnt it, i've seen that guy myself lol Ask him for sex tips.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:29
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Actually, ask him for wanking tips, thats a pretty solid right arm.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:34
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next level condiment preparedness
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Oct 29, 2014 14:58
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I still don't get the 'turd holster' thing One of my poo logs wouldn't fit in that holster and I wouldn't put one in any holster ever Or at least not wear it around
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Oct 29, 2014 17:51
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Tujague posted:I still don't get the 'turd holster' thing I thought it was going to be a holster made out of turds
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Tujague posted:I still don't get the 'turd holster' thing eat morefiber
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