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Gather round ye garbagemen, ye lovers of poo poo soccer. Here we say goodbye to one team that nobody liked and say hello to two new teams that nobody will like. Don't poo poo up the playoff thread with the exciting news that your no good club signed the Swedish 3rd division's 5th best goal scorer, do that here. Welcome:  The Yankees of MLS: in that they will be poo poo and not make the playoffs.  Awesome purple team that will definitely not be made up of fat old Brazilians. New alignment: East Chicago Fire Columbus Crew D.C. United Montreal Impact New England Revolution New York City FC New York Red Bulls Orlando City Philadelphia Union Toronto FC West Colorado Rapids FC Dallas Houston Dynamo Sporting Kansas City LA Galaxy Portland Timbers Real Salt Lake San Jose Earthquakes Seattle Sounders Vancouver Whitecaps
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Steve Zakuani is retiring at 26, good job Brian Mullan.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:27
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ShutteredIn posted:Steve Zakuani is retiring at 26, good job Brian Mullan. Aw, that Sucks. 
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Oct 29, 2014 17:49
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foobardog posted:Aw, that Sucks. not for the Timbers, it doesn't. he'll be a good youth coach somewhere, for sure.
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Oct 29, 2014 18:00
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ShutteredIn posted:Steve Zakuani is retiring at 26, good job Brian Mullan. drat. One leg injury too many I guess. We'll always have 2009-2010, Steve.
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Oct 29, 2014 18:13
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That's lovely for Zakuani, but I am not unhappy to see his roster spot & salary cap space opened up.
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Oct 29, 2014 19:15
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Sean Johnson will once again be training in England during the offseason, this year with Hull City. It's really only a matter of time before he leaves the Fire, I think. He really is our best player by far. At least in the short term, I think the new alignment will be good for Chicago, or at worst a wash. Getting rid of two teams we've struggled against the last couple of years (especially Houston) hopefully means a slightly easier road to the playoffs. Hello Towel fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Oct 29, 2014 19:21
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can I post about the red bulls here since I'll be posting about them tomorrow night anyway
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Oct 29, 2014 19:22
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ShutteredIn posted:Steve Zakuani is retiring at 26, good job Brian Mullan. How will this affect his rap career
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Oct 29, 2014 19:28
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fat greasy puto posted:can I post about the red bulls here since I'll be posting about them tomorrow night anyway Please don't, this is a safe space for losers. Lamont Cranston posted:How will this affect his rap career Well he doesn't have to talk about how he works anymore.
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Oct 29, 2014 19:50
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Lamont Cranston posted:How will this affect his rap career Can't make it any worse
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Oct 29, 2014 19:57
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i can't tell you how hyped i am to once again have our season end in october it's a considerable amount of hype
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Oct 29, 2014 20:00
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Azerban posted:i can't tell you how hyped i am to once again have our season end in october Same and I'm gay
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Oct 29, 2014 20:02
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ShutteredIn posted:Steve Zakuani is retiring at 26, good job Brian Mullan. He was so drat good before that injury gently caress off forever Mullan.
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Oct 29, 2014 20:14
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:Same and I'm gay Same but not hyped.
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Oct 29, 2014 21:05
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Lamont Cranston posted:How will this affect his rap career MC Mullan's rap career will continue unabated.
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Oct 29, 2014 21:06
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DR AIDS posted:He was so drat good before that injury Mullan announced his retirement as well I think so...
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Oct 29, 2014 21:43
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I'm trying to figure out if its going to be The Rapids or the Earthquakes that take the place of Chivas as the most crap/heartbreaking team in MLS. It's gonna be a dogfight.
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Oct 29, 2014 22:10
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quote:Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan has confirmed he will be investing in a new Los Angeles based Major League Soccer club as part of a big-name consortium. Disrupt the football industry
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Oct 29, 2014 22:30
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Tom Penn?!?!?! ---- Portland started bad and ended strong and the latter wasn't good enough to tip over the former. Ah well. Can't cry too much. Next year is our year. gently caress Seattle.
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Oct 29, 2014 23:03
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Xylorjax posted:MC Mullan's rap career will continue unabated. I hear his new LP 'Career A$$a$$in' is doing well.
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Oct 30, 2014 00:39
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Does NYCFC have a club nickname yet? Orlando's name is obvious (those motherfuckers who stole our team), but are we just going to call them the Sky Blues/Citizens like we do with Man City?
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Oct 30, 2014 01:05
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CaptainYesterday posted:Does NYCFC have a club nickname yet? 'those cunts'
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Oct 30, 2014 01:08
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Plastics
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Oct 30, 2014 01:33
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Orlando's going to walk all over the league, and by "Orlando" I mean a fat supporter in a purple Spiderman costume, and by "league" I mean a small child in an opposing team's supporter's section.
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Oct 30, 2014 02:18
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Looking forward to FC Dallas versus Seattle. I don't have high hopes for the hoops, but hopefully Mark Geiger refs our games. 
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Oct 30, 2014 04:08
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The Union are bad
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Oct 30, 2014 12:35
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The new LA team is named "Los Angeles Football Club", and they'll apparently play in the 93k seat LA Coliseum (lol).
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Oct 30, 2014 18:12
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trem_two posted:The new LA team is named "Los Angeles Football Club", and they'll apparently play in the 93k seat LA Coliseum (lol). And their colors are red and black. ZERO EFFORT SC
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Oct 30, 2014 18:25
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Hoover Dam posted:And their colors are red and black. Wow. We heard it was going to be LASC and be red/black back when the sale was announced. Can't believe they just didn't even try. edit: loving Tony Robbins is part of this 20-man ownership group. I hope this is as big of a clusterfuck as it looks. B.B. Rodriguez fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Oct 30, 2014 |
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Oct 30, 2014 18:28
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This morning: "Gee, the Rapids were awful this year but at least it's over and I can watch the MLS playoffs." Well, the hilarity isn't over juuuust yet: link quote:Colorado Rapids sue Ciao Telecom over missed sponsorship payments There's more info about how Ciao is basically in serious financial trouble in the link. However, per our intrepid now fired Rapids beat reporter, link quote:Re #Rapids96 missing shirt sponsor payments: club did not formalize shirt sponsorship with Ciao in Feb. over concerns this might happen. So I guess the Rapids FO screwed up a shirt sponsorship (which I expected) but they managed to cover their rear end. A little. After the OP deal, the pathetic coaching search and this disastrous season I think the Rapids have taken over for Chivas as the "dysfunctional" team. I'm not sure if I can drink enough to get through next year and not develop liver problems at this rate. TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Oct 30, 2014 |
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Oct 30, 2014 18:32
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trem_two posted:The new LA team is named "Los Angeles Football Club", and they'll apparently play in the 93k seat LA Coliseum (lol). I hereby start a petition to call them Chivas 2.0.
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Oct 30, 2014 18:35
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Wow. We heard it was going to be LASC and be red/black back when the sale was announced. Can't believe they just didn't even try. Here's a thing that exists: http://partners.lafc.com/#Leadership quote:Henry Nguyen - Venture Capatilist Tigren fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Oct 30, 2014 |
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Oct 30, 2014 18:39
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I have a feeling we're going to have another RBNY on our hands. I can forsee a string of expensive, foreign coaches who have no idea how the league works and the club spending tons of money to be relevant and only after about 4-5 coaching changes will they get it somewhat right.
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Oct 30, 2014 18:45
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What's wrong with red and black besides being superior to all other kit colors?
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Oct 30, 2014 18:47
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Gigi Galli posted:What's wrong with red and black besides being superior to all other kit colors? It's taken?
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Oct 30, 2014 18:47
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Hoover Dam posted:And their colors are red and black. A low effort red and black football team you say 
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Oct 30, 2014 18:54
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XyrlocShammypants posted:It's taken? Every other league in the world has teams who clash colors, just apply it differently. If they were in DC it would be a problem, but they're on the other side of the country.
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Oct 30, 2014 18:55
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XyrlocShammypants posted:It's taken? It's a joke, he was referring to the colours of his boyhood club Inter Milan
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Oct 30, 2014 18:56
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Gigi Galli posted:What's wrong with red and black besides being superior to all other kit colors? Nothing, but when half the drat league is red and/or blue you like a little variety. They should no-poo poo make the Miami Beckhams pink and black, Palermo style.
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