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Let athletes dope and genetically destroy their bodies to perform better in their super gay sports. Basketball players with huge hands, super strong muscles, and nano oxygenated blood. Let swimmers create skin flaps between their arms and waists for fin qualities. We're already watching doping athletes kick rear end, might as well go hog wild and let them go loving crazy destroying their bodies for spectacle. UFC fights with hulked up, speed demon, monsters. Runners shattering world records. If we can have special Olympics we should have ultimate Olympics
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Libertarian Olympics.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:30
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Doping allowed sports would be exactly the same as current sports, just minus the tearful apologies about letting the fans down when they are eventually caught.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:32
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Kung Food posted:Doping allowed sports would be exactly the same as current sports, just minus the tearful apologies about letting the fans down when they are eventually caught. p much
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Oct 29, 2014 17:33
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isn't there a sci fi story about athletes who pair up with geneticist, and they mostly just compete by trying to steal the best gene sequences from each other?
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Oct 29, 2014 17:34
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Kung Food posted:Doping allowed sports would be exactly the same as current sports, just minus the tearful apologies about letting the fans down when they are eventually caught.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:37
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i still think a better alternative is to just make convict leagues, no one cares what they do or if they get hurt, just let them juice up till their hearts explode or they poop out their intestines, and let them rip each other apart in the field.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:39
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 what sport would this fine gentleman (lady?) compete in?
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Oct 29, 2014 17:47
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Kung Food posted:Doping allowed sports would be exactly the same as current sports, just minus the tearful apologies about letting the fans down when they are eventually caught. That's the point they wouldn't have to painstakingly hide it they could just inject on camera before getting on their bikes. And they could go crazier cause they wouldn't have to worry about having tells Idk why you can use atmosphere equalizers while you sleep and that isn't considered cheating. Might as well ban athletic shoes.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:48
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:That's the point they wouldn't have to painstakingly hide it they could just inject on camera before getting on their bikes. And they could go crazier cause they wouldn't have to worry about having tells lets just go back to making the only sports gear allowed on a field to be a jock strap.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:49
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TOILETLORD posted:lets just go back to making the only sports gear allowed on a field to be a jock strap. check your ball privilege
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Oct 29, 2014 17:53
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Really, I just want to see two guys high as poo poo on PCP wale on each other for hours while suffering multiple horrific injuries and shrugging them off like they were nothing. Is that so wrong?
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Oct 29, 2014 17:55
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http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/213-all-drug-olympics/
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Oct 29, 2014 17:57
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also dudes with robot arms/legs
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Oct 29, 2014 18:05
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we should allow doping that isnt particularly bad for you to figure out which are actually good for you so the general public can take advantage of it. see: cars
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Oct 29, 2014 18:06
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actually legalize gambling in all 50 states already, this is getting trite
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Oct 29, 2014 18:08
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yeah but gambling is pointless . blood doping seems awesome
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Oct 29, 2014 18:08
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1gnoirents posted:yeah but gambling is pointless . blood doping seems awesome people who ride bicycles for any reason deserve summary execution
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Oct 29, 2014 18:09
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im not sure if they deserve it but we should definitely do it
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Oct 29, 2014 18:12
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Help me out here. Name one person since 1988 that's won the 100m male sprint that hasn't been busted for steroids later.
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Oct 29, 2014 18:12
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But you can't let something cool like doping be used on dumb and gay poo poo like running or swimming, bring back actual gladiators
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Oct 29, 2014 18:14
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I agree with the OP though. To be a world class athlete you have to win the genetic lottery. No matter how hard you work the guy with the mutation that attaches his muscles differently (or it makes them more elastic? I don't remember which it is) will always beat you. Steroids just even the field...except when the guy with the funky muscles also takes them..huh..
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Oct 29, 2014 18:16
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lance "i preservered after losing a testicle
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Oct 29, 2014 18:16
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Athletes that are truly dedicated to their sport should be willing to do whatever it takes to be the best and shouldn't be punished because they have that commitment to excellence. The athletes that are opposed to performance enhancing drugs lack dedication and are merely holding back athletic progress.
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Oct 29, 2014 18:18
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I honestly wont be happy untill nfl players take so many drugs tha they grow real wings and fly into the endzone
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Really, just jack them up on painkillers and make steroids legal. The physics of a bunch of roided up guys hitting each other as hard as possible will cause bones to break in insane numbers so they'll need the painkillers.
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