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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I got road head twice on the same road trip once, 2 blow jobs in 7 hours. So my answer is my car.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
on the head and shaft OP

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a girl(?)'s mouth

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a girl(?)'s mouth

but where, in a moving car you are steering? so far I win this thread, thanks for trying guys

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

chuck e cheese ball pit

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LifeSizePotato posted:

chuck e cheese ball pit

mods?

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
It was at your moms house op

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


she was 62 years old and very consensual, tyvm

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LifeSizePotato posted:

she was 62 years old and very consensual, tyvm

can you expand upon the story, where you both employees after hours or something.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Never gotten one. Seems gross also

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

texaholic posted:

can you expand upon the story, where you both employees after hours or something.

if you sink to the bottom of most Chuck E Cheese ball pits you will find that they come equipped with a FellatioCrone who will provide you with earthly delights #lifehacks

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

if you sink to the bottom of most Chuck E Cheese ball pits you will find that they come equipped with a FellatioCrone who will provide you with earthly delights #lifehacks

Good to know, I gotta try this

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

at the last goon meet i went to

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
In a sewer by a turd golem

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.
right next to the low hanging fru-

Harrower posted:

It was at your moms house op
Oh.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Conway Twitty concert

lowly abject turd
Mar 23, 2009
church confessional

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
roof of a parking garage

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Harrower posted:

It was at your moms house op

ihopeirememberthis
Sep 8, 2011
In my imagination

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Did someone say your mom's house yet? Also your mother sucked my dick lol.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
1. Steam room at fancy hotel spa.
2. Deep throat BJ from this white haired pothead chick while high.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Laying in bed while watching 9/11 unfold on live tv.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Harrower posted:

It was at your moms house op

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i dont like road head but thats mostly because every car ive ever owned has been manual. I have for the novelty and it was just as awkward to drive as i imagined

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
also because of the seating angle my pants kind of bunch of so it makes my dick look small poking out the hole

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

The skytrain at Newark airport.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Harrower posted:

It was at your moms house op

but it was your dad OP

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
oh i forgot to answer. probably...... a pool with quite a few people in it. but it was at night and like a private pool so its not too crazy but as you can imagine it couldnt be finished in the pool because of the oxygen problem

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
btw did i win the fantasy football superbowl yet

Mr. Kerstbal
Sep 2, 2011

ORIGINAL MONKEY FUCKER

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
loving houston, texas

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Earth.


The court order will not let me be more specific then that

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jose Oquendo posted:

loving houston, texas

whereabouts in this fine city, it is pretty loving big. Maybe at the Nasa space center?

Sex Bumbo
Aug 14, 2004
Inside of a garbage can

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Road head is pretty great but so is just head while you do other things in general. Once had a girlfriend just sorta start at it while I was playing some TF2 which was nice until I got distracted enough that I wanted to take things to the bedroom.

Road head is still probably my favorite though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sex Bumbo posted:

Inside of a garbage can


quit being such a grouch then

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
road house

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Sex Bumbo
Aug 14, 2004

VendaGoat posted:


quit being such a grouch then

it wants the d so bad

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