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Inside a hollow tree.
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Oct 29, 2014 23:36
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A tattooed brunette with fake tits gave me a below average beej in the stairwell of the Flamingo in Las Vegas. She asked me to eat her rear end but I zipped up my shorts, said nah I don't play that poo poo, and left.
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Oct 29, 2014 23:52
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The best beej I ever got was on the top of a parking structure during a lunch break in college. She was Jewish but drat did she ever swallow my hog.
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Oct 29, 2014 23:55
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Stairwell of my building when I had locked myself out of my apartment and was waiting for the locksmith.
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Oct 29, 2014 23:59
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in my car on a back country road
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Oct 30, 2014 00:01
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My moms funeral
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Most interesting place was getting head from a chick in the family restroom of a mall, was about as awkward as it sounds. People kept knocking on the door and girl wasn't that hot tbh (looked like older version of that girl from Jurassic park). Best place is in parked car or in bedroom though imho
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Oct 30, 2014 00:04
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college library
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Oct 30, 2014 00:07
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aegof posted:college library vatican library
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On the bow of my 56 foot yacht
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Oct 30, 2014 00:08
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I have LITTERALLY made out with every one of my wife's female friends at one point or another. So one of them.
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Oct 30, 2014 00:09
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On a soft bed with soft sheets and i was propped up cause poo poo you gotta watch right It was too long ago 
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texaholic posted:These responses are kinda lame, I need some good gettin' your dick sucked stories. My stupid rear end boss always brags about how he gets NFL head on the weekends, basically his wife blows him while he watches football. Pretty sure that is the only action he is getting but whatever. NFL bjs actually blow, you start to get into the bj and then TOUCHDOWN/SACK screaming at TV OMG and suddenly teeth and pain oh god, or you're into the game and your dick just gets soft because you're not paying attention and the girl gets sad she ain't turning you on. You should get one at work to really show up your boss, maybe in his chair and take a picture, definitely from his wife. Edit: Or you could suck his dick while he watches the game... then you can be part of the fun! 1st_Panzer_Div. fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Oct 30, 2014 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:This thread is sexist, raceist, possibly also classist 
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super macho dude posted:Laying in bed while watching 9/11 unfold on live tv. ur 9/11 was an inside blow job  
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Oct 30, 2014 01:38
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"a second load has hit the tonsils..."
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super macho dude posted:Laying in bed while watching 9/11 unfold on live tv. The towers and my pants are coming down.
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Oct 30, 2014 13:57
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on my dick
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Daycare
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Oct 30, 2014 14:05
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while driving, on the way to introduce her to my mom. poo poo-eatingest grin on my face the whole time.
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Oct 30, 2014 14:21
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:NFL bjs actually blow, you start to get into the bj and then TOUCHDOWN/SACK screaming at TV OMG and suddenly teeth and pain oh god, or you're into the game and your dick just gets soft because you're not paying attention and the girl gets sad she ain't turning you on. good ideas except for the last one because I am not gay. ----------------
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Oct 30, 2014 16:17
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OP did a trucker ever catch you and give you a thumbs up?
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Oct 30, 2014 16:22
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in the rear end
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Oct 30, 2014 16:25
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While playing a Link to the Past on my GBA in a parking garage stairwell
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Oct 30, 2014 16:29
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drat it first reply was my bad joke gently caress
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Oct 30, 2014 16:55
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texaholic posted:gonna need the details this one is unique i think you may be gay
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Oct 30, 2014 17:04
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Apparition posted:i think you may be gay
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Oct 30, 2014 17:07
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At my mom's house from her neighbor while her husband was passed out drunk downstairs.
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Oct 30, 2014 17:15
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in the back seat of a van while her step dad was driving me home a good mix of feelin amazing and bein terrified at the same time
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Oct 30, 2014 17:22
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mines was pulled over on the side of the road in a car which has happened a few times but a cop actually pulled up on us once mid act so i told her to quickly make out with me coz i saw that on like 5 movies and it worked. or the cop knew and just didn't give a poo poo.
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Oct 30, 2014 17:26
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School Nickname posted:OP did a trucker ever catch you and give you a thumbs up? No this was a drive from Lubbock to Austin. No interstates between the two just the empty half of Texas and a bunch of state highways. Amateur Saboteur posted:mines was pulled over on the side of the road in a car which has happened a few times but a cop actually pulled up on us once mid act so i told her to quickly make out with me coz i saw that on like 5 movies and it worked. What does dick taste like, homo....
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Oct 30, 2014 17:42
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lol yknow I thought about that but was scared shitless of a public sex offender charge. all in all it ended up being an ok deal and my dick tastes like adrenaline and fear apparently
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Oct 30, 2014 17:49
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texaholic posted:These responses are kinda lame
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Oct 30, 2014 17:53
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while drunk driving back from Austin at like 2 am. First time someone made me cum with their mouth rather than awkwardly using theirs to make myself cum. Haven't got head like that again to this day
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Oct 30, 2014 17:59
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on top of this fucker, castle craig meriden ct http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/5c/eb/0c5cebdb115b7c7fbce0d493a9ea5e04.jpg drat i miss that girl...
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Oct 30, 2014 18:12
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1gnoirents posted:i dont like road head but thats mostly because every car ive ever owned has been manual. I have for the novelty and it was just as awkward to drive as i imagined This was me in college. I had a lovely 90's honda accord so I was getting passed a lot on the highway. The looks on soccer moms faces sitting shotgun in minivans kinda made it worth it though
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Oct 30, 2014 18:32
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Dated a Mormon chick as a rebound in highschool. Found out quick that her 'ultimate fantasy' was having her pussy licked. I am an accomplished pussy eating Pro (rear end also, which blew her mind). Turns out she loved sucking dick, like LOVED it. Enthusiasm goes a long way. It's never as good when they just lay there like 'oh gently caress my face'.
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on top of one of those wooden slides for sleds on a hill by an old folks home in front of a bar in the bad part of town in my car tons of times on the beach by a dead fish I only noticed halfway through in the back part of a karaoke bar by the shuffle board in a parkade (kinda partly) in a hot tub in a tent in a busy campsite in the middle of a field in a national park at ur moms house
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