Best place you ever got your dick sucked?

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texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

I got road head twice on the same road trip once, 2 blow jobs in 7 hours. So my answer is my car.

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texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a girl(?)'s mouth

but where, in a moving car you are steering? so far I win this thread, thanks for trying guys

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 18:36

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LifeSizePotato posted:

chuck e cheese ball pit

mods?

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 18:36

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LifeSizePotato posted:

she was 62 years old and very consensual, tyvm

can you expand upon the story, where you both employees after hours or something.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 18:39

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

if you sink to the bottom of most Chuck E Cheese ball pits you will find that they come equipped with a FellatioCrone who will provide you with earthly delights #lifehacks

Good to know, I gotta try this

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 18:42

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jose Oquendo posted:

loving houston, texas

whereabouts in this fine city, it is pretty loving big. Maybe at the Nasa space center?

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 19:11

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

These responses are kinda lame, I need some good gettin' your dick sucked stories. My stupid rear end boss always brags about how he gets NFL head on the weekends, basically his wife blows him while he watches football. Pretty sure that is the only action he is getting but whatever.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 19:32

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LifeSizePotato posted:

are your boss and his wife old and gross

yeah pretty much around 50 or so and a little overweight...

edit: and they have a high school aged daughter, no idea where she is when this goes down.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 19:35

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

GET MY BELT SON posted:

cemetary, for sure

gonna need the details this one is unique

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 20:31

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

PeenCommander posted:

ski lift

recommend the icey winter breeze across your ballsack while you nut

This pretty impressive from a technical standpoint, congrats. Also what if she fell off and bite on to your dick for dear life, holy poo poo that would suck....

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 22:03

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LifeSizePotato posted:

in the oval office, op

godamn is slick willie a goon, our first president and first black goon!

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 22:37

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

NFL bjs actually blow, you start to get into the bj and then TOUCHDOWN/SACK screaming at TV OMG and suddenly teeth and pain oh god, or you're into the game and your dick just gets soft because you're not paying attention and the girl gets sad she ain't turning you on.

You should get one at work to really show up your boss, maybe in his chair and take a picture, definitely from his wife.

Edit: Or you could suck his dick while he watches the game... then you can be part of the fun!

good ideas except for the last one because I am not gay.

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# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 16:17

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

School Nickname posted:

OP did a trucker ever catch you and give you a thumbs up?

No this was a drive from Lubbock to Austin. No interstates between the two just the empty half of Texas and a bunch of state highways.

Amateur Saboteur posted:

mines was pulled over on the side of the road in a car which has happened a few times but a cop actually pulled up on us once mid act so i told her to quickly make out with me coz i saw that on like 5 movies and it worked.

or the cop knew and just didn't give a poo poo.

What does dick taste like, homo....

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 17:42

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

f-tron posted:

Going to my girlfriends family's Christmas get together. We were in the back seat while her mom was driving and her grandma was riding shotgun. There is nothing like getting your dick sucked when you are scared of getting caught.

I want to hear a story about someone who got caught.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 05:56

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Idiot Kicker posted:

was having regular sex with my ex in her living room and then we heard the key turn in the door, so I got it put away just in time but it was beyond obvious

Nah like getting caught in a car by the other people in the car

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 06:43

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

krampster2 posted:

On a horse like old school road head.

this actually seems very dangerous like what if the horse got spooked, could easily cause some real damage to your dick.

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texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Surprised no one has said the toilet yet....

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