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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i feel really bad for the women that hafta ride the train into or out of SV

all getting eyefucked by the dudes that they hafta share a seat with, when they're not straightup gettin propositioned

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
leering owns

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
is it ok to furtively glance at your seatmate through the reflection of 2 different surfaces in the bus before going back to lookign at your phone while ur leg cramps from holding it in place so ur knees arent out wider than your shoulders?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
or shoudl i also wear dark sunglasses

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Women need to learn their limits

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
man limits are pretty hard to be honest i went into software because there was less math. i turned out to be wrong but hey

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

no more sex in yospos

lol this virgin sausage party? not a problem

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bobbilljim posted:

man limits are pretty hard to be honest i went into software because there was less math. i turned out to be wrong but hey

you are the asymptote of funny posting

the bad part

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
life gets easier when you just assume by default that your lustful feelings are urges from hell that nobody else ever wants to hear about

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

syscall girl posted:

you are the asymptote of funny posting

the bad part

the worst part you mean :smugmrgw:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bobbilljim posted:

the worst part you mean :smugmrgw:

dammit

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


bobbilljim posted:

is it ok to furtively glance at your seatmate through the reflection of 2 different surfaces in the bus before going back to lookign at your phone while ur leg cramps from holding it in place so ur knees arent out wider than your shoulders?

its all go in nz

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Cold on a Cob posted:

lol this virgin sausage party? not a problem

there are actually a surprising number of lady yosposters

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

pagoe posted:

is eye rape still considered ok?

woah, not in front of any women buddy. lets talk about it down at the clubhouse

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
no gurlz aloud!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

rotor posted:

there are actually a surprising number of lady yosposters

*sucks in gut, pulls up pants, adjusts tie* *sprays a LOT of binacca*

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

rotor posted:

there are actually a surprising number of lady yosposters

its no surprise that they aren;t too vocal about it tho :(

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

yessssssss

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Smythe posted:

*sucks in gut, pulls up pants, adjusts tie* *sprays a LOT of binacca*

hey there honeybunches. what's goin' on?


oooOOOhhh i smell liquor on your breath... i like a man who has a liquor cabinet i can steal from

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Smythe posted:

*sucks in gut, pulls up pants, adjusts tie* *sprays a LOT of binacca*

I saw a guy with a Drakkar Noir baseball cap on today.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

rotor posted:

there are actually a surprising number of lady yosposters

:psyboom: no way!!!!

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

someone needs to loving buy this for :females:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
its too big

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Cold on a Cob posted:

someone needs to loving buy this for :females:

it needs to move

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

if you convince an admin, they can make it happen

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

rotor posted:

there are actually a surprising number of lady yosposters

they are all cat ladies

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
but what about sexism against men?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
since this is the new gamergate thread, i'm going to post this link, which is to an article that i thought was p good: Ten Short Rants About #GamerGate

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i feel discriminated against by the size of my enormous cock

women will glance down and see my plumsmuggling and go "oh no that's completely out of the question" when they aren't just shredding my dignity by whistling at me in the street

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i benefit from small dick privilege

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

angry_keebler posted:

i have a neighbor who is a woman and she shouted at me because i was eating some berries from my mountain ash tree and she was going to call an ambulance i was like uhh they're barely poisonous

but she wouldn't listen and like ten minutes later a paramedic called me and was like are you poisoned and i was like haha no my neighbor is a big dummy and that was it except my neighbor is always giving me the stinkeye

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


stoutfish posted:

i benefit from small dick privilege

#notallchodes

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

prefect posted:

since this is the new gamergate thread

um hmmm

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
yeah i'm gonna go out on a limb and say no one wants a new gamergate thread or the old one that was moved here from gbs or something as pretty much a slap in the face

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Smythe posted:

*sucks in gut, pulls up pants, adjusts tie* *sprays a LOT of binacca*

don't get too excited, smythe, they all look like justine tunney

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

syscall girl posted:

yeah i'm gonna go out on a limb and say no one wants a new gamergate thread or the old one that was moved here from gbs or something as pretty much a slap in the face

aw, y'all're no fun :eng99:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

prefect posted:

aw, y'all're no fun :eng99:

shut the gently caress up

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Proteus4994 posted:

don't get too excited, smythe, they all look like justine tunney

*drools starts to leak out mouth, snot oozes from nose, cock impotently twitches in poo poo and piss stained briefs* *stammering* h.. h... hey babe ... c .. cc ... cc.... can i cum on your shoes?

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

stoutfish posted:

but what about sexism against men?

well sexism is bad so I figure reverse sexism must be good

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