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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Hello, I'm a fat and unattractive woman. I have given up on ever having a sexual relationship with a man, so I'm having a pretend relationship with a gay. We do everything together! We talk about guys, go shopping. We even call each other bitch LOL! He's perfect. Too bad he's gay, right? All the best men are! But maybe he's really just bi and he hasn't met the right woman yet...

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Fat ugly girls and gays are peas in a pod

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
drat, is there a such thing as a lesbian hag, would like to b one if possible.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how come you dont see fat ugly straight guys hang out with hot lesbians

makes u think

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Michael Corleone posted:

drat, is there a such thing as a lesbian hag, would like to b one if possible.

do u need a pretend girlfriend?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I would bang the poo poo out of that husky Armenian girl

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

how come you dont see fat ugly straight guys hang out with hot lesbians

makes u think

because lesbians don't hang out, they stay together in their nest at all times

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
is the picture of 4 dudes somehow related op? :confused:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

yea i dont see how the girl in the op is fat and ugly tbh

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i would gently caress the thing on the far left with the glowing eyes and white hair

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hags in general are awful people, and are not to be trusted.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
THS do you have a hag?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
thats a pretty poor example of one OP

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

no im a str8 acting gay and i dont have most typical gay accessories

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i'm the fagwizard going sayan in the back

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


There is so much hagshaming, croneshaming and in general witchshaming in Gibbis

Where are the warlock spell warriors to defend wronged witchy women

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

1gnoirents posted:

thats a pretty poor example of one OP

show us better ones that was all i could get with a cursory google image search

e: this one's pretty good

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
sounds like a real thing that is very prevalent in daily life and impacts you a lot, op

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
There are fat ugly guys hanging out with lesbians, I lived with two of them like in a zany Three's Company episode.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I've been staring at this thread for like 3 minutes trying to come up with a reply but I straight up just can't give a gently caress sorry OP

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Rigel posted:

There are fat ugly guys hanging out with lesbians, I lived with two of them like in a zany Three's Company episode.
are you sure you are not also a lesbian? hth

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
how easy is it to bed a fag hag

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Gaunab posted:

how easy is it to bed a fag hag

If u hang around in gay bars at about 2am it's cock o'clock so the boys and dykes peel off for casual nookie, then the straights are left floating aroundfeelin lonely

Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Oct 30, 2014

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
However men who go to gay bars to pick up women are loving trash, stay out of my bars you creeps

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
Isn't that doing the gays a service tho, to clean out the breeder babes?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
im confused about what gay guys get out of hanging out with fag hags

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
It's mostly because men have poo poo gaydars and constantly come onto the dykes and it takes all our composure not to dick punch them

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what about a straight dude who hangs out with lesbians? whats that called and is it bad.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
I had my drink spiked by a straight man at a gar bar when I was innocently trolling for pussy, rude

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:

I've been staring at this thread for like 3 minutes trying to come up with a reply but I straight up just can't give a gently caress sorry OP

that's ok appreciate the effort man

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

numberoneposter posted:

what about a straight dude who hangs out with lesbians? whats that called and is it bad.

I don't think they exist tbh

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i'm the guy who winds up banging the fag hag in the OP until i realize how annoying she is and that i'm not even very attracted to her

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
If they did exist I would call them hag fags

Inevitablelongshot
Mar 26, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

what about a straight dude who hangs out with lesbians? whats that called and is it bad.

He's a "todger-dodger Roger"

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

funzo2226 posted:

im confused about what gay guys get out of hanging out with fag hags

I dunno but the type of gay guys that hang with fag hags are usually the type that make being gay their entire identity and take every opportunity to remind everyone that they are, in fact, gay.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fruity Gordo posted:

If they did exist I would call them hag fags

What about a Guatemalan lesbian and her gay autistic twin brother who are both alcoholics who hang around a group of normal people

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

what about a straight dude who hangs out with lesbians? whats that called and is it bad.

thats a myth

Mucktron
Dec 21, 2005

"But I've been twelve for a very long time"
Gay men feed off insecure girl's self estimate like vampires.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
why are you so mad at straight people fruity gordo?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

I dunno but the type of gay guys that hang with fag hags are usually the type that make being gay their entire identity and take every opportunity to remind everyone that they are, in fact, gay.

sad but true in my experience

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