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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:thats a myth Actually, it's more of a mythter.
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psyopmonkey posted:Those are Persians, not gays. There's a difference?
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:I dunno but the type of gay guys that hang with fag hags are usually the type that make being gay their entire identity and take every opportunity to remind everyone that they are, in fact, gay. this is my experience you see, I'm gay
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Fruity Gordo posted:However men who go to gay bars to pick up women are loving trash, stay out of my bars you creeps Can I still do this if I bring my boyfriend?
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numberoneposter posted:what about a straight dude who hangs out with lesbians? whats that called and is it bad. lesbro http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3601574
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Fruity Gordo posted:It's mostly because men have poo poo gaydars and constantly come onto the dykes and it takes all our composure not to dick punch them lol at the idea of fem dykes trying to do literally anything physical to a man without the man paying money for it first.
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Fruity Gordo posted:Str8s are fine if they don't get between me and the pussy lol just lol at lesbians forever
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A. Beaverhausen posted:There's a difference? Even the gays find the Persians tacky
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there should be some genre of porn where twinks are coerced in to bedding with butch dykes
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angerbot posted:Even the gays find the Persians tacky Sure, I'd compare the regret to sleeping with a Persian to losing my virginity to that guitarist in the back seat of his car off the side of the road.
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main reason i stopped going to gay clubs was because i would invariably be accosted by drunk women who always seemed to want to mother me and molest me at the same time. i think these were hags attempting to make me their fag idk how it works tbh. maybe if i drank alcohol this would have been a fun experience idk
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Oct 30, 2014 02:53
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Sure, I'd compare the regret to sleeping with a Persian to losing my virginity to that guitarist in the back seat of his car off the side of the road. Well I mean it was a guitarist and not a bass player so really it's apples and oranges
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How was the hag conceived? Infinite space. Is there such a place? You must believe in the homosexual race.
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entitled duck posted:ive been to the gay club twice. both times i was sexually assaulted leaving the bathroom by guys that were eyeing me up while peeing. its a good time i like going there i had a shirtless brazilian who smelled of coconut try to kiss me out of the blue after talking to me for a minute what's with kissing strangers? that's how you spread cold sores.
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all of my close friends are women so i don't really have a problem with them, sorry about ur lack of friends. lol.
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This is why I never hang out with straights. What would I even talk to a straight about? Whenever straight people try to talk to me I just turn my back on them to shun them publicly for trying to be a part of my gay world. loving pathetic fag hags and lezbros.
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when you see a fag hag track her back to her hovel and put the teeth of a beautiful woman under her bed. this will turn her into a lesbro. be careful though, for her hovel will surely be covered in traps!
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Business Gorillas posted:for her hovel will surely be covered in traps! trannies?
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Who here is gay that wants to gently caress this straight man? I have powerful buttocks and thighs, but refuse to bottom.* *hemmoroids
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Nobody calls them fruit flies no more? Yankees...
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I.C. posted:Nobody calls them fruit flies no more? Yankees... lmao, now i do
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Fellas, lesbian friends are worth their weight in gold. They are, without question, the finest wingmen (wing persons?) on the planet. A lesbian at your side in any social gathering makes you seem more approachable, charismatic and fun.
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Is it common for a gay guy to refuse to bottom?
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Matata posted:Fellas, lesbian friends are worth their weight in gold. They are, without question, the finest wingmen (wing persons?) on the planet. A lesbian at your side in any social gathering makes you seem more approachable, charismatic and fun. Lezbros are terrible because they expect you peddle their likely faulty merchandise to other women and they try way too hard at seeming cool with you being a lesbian while at the same time they get annoyed if you start hitting it off with the lady more than they are.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lezbros are terrible because they expect you peddle their likely faulty merchandise to other women and they try way too hard at seeming cool with you being a lesbian while at the same time they get annoyed if you start hitting it off with the lady more than they are. so just as broken if not more so than hag fags its seems that the "gay lifestyle" attracts people with all kinds of mental issues hmmmmm
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i have a gaggle of straight female friends i roll out whenever i want to be the prettiest boy at the ballgame
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lezbros are terrible because they expect you peddle their likely faulty merchandise to other women and they try way too hard at seeming cool with you being a lesbian while at the same time they get annoyed if you start hitting it off with the lady more than they are. I'm pretty sure most guys in this category would fall down in their knees in awe in such a circumstance and just do the "not worthy" bow down thing over and over  e: not that that's supposed to be a good thing but I think you have had some defective lezbros
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I.C. posted:Nobody calls them fruit flies no more? Yankees... It's the more PC term imo. I've never had my very own fruit fly, but they are a lot better than the gaggles of straight girls who invade gay bars for bachelorette parties. We get it, you don't want to have it at a straight bar because you want to avoid being sexually harassed all night by drunk idiots. Clearly going to a gay bar then sexually harassing all the uninterested men there is a more respectable choice. Saying "are you really gay? you don't act gay" is not a compliment btw and I'd rip your tits off if it were legal.
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EllisD posted:
Funny to see the pretty ones totally lose their minds at Pride because of all the hot guys not paying them attention
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mind the walrus posted:I've been staring at this thread for like 3 minutes trying to come up with a reply but I straight up just can't give a gently caress sorry OP yeah it's a pretty poo poo thread,
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EllisD posted:I'd rip your tits off if it were legal. wow homosexuality really is a mental illness
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i learned from this thread that gay people really hate straight people
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Neurosis posted:wow homosexuality really is a mental illness does that make bisexuals bipolar
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Gaunab posted:i learned from this thread that gay people really hate straight people I would hate and resent normal people as well were I not one.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lezbros are terrible because they expect you peddle their likely faulty merchandise to other women and they try way too hard at seeming cool with you being a lesbian while at the same time they get annoyed if you start hitting it off with the lady more than they are. why would you be trying to hook them up with other lesbians, idgi
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I.C. posted:Nobody calls them fruit flies no more? Yankees... i like this term more
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Torka posted:why would you be trying to hook them up with other lesbians, idgi Lesbians oft times enjoy the company of "straight" women, so they would be going after the same chicks you are. I agree with the poster who said he hands out with lesbians due to the sexual tension thing.
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greg sexyvibes posted:Lesbians oft times enjoy the company of "straight" women, so they would be going after the same chicks you are. why the gently caress would lesbians be going after straight women?
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