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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
"A woman divorces her emotionally abusive husband and meets a man who reawakens her sexual desires."

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naem
May 29, 2011

Why is it secret she's single

Pr0phecy
Apr 3, 2006
Roth and I are on an open-ended tour of the world. Roth being Roth, this means missionary in Morocco, reverse cowgirl in Calcutta, bent over the bow of a houseboat in Hanoi, slow and sleepy on St. John. Anywhere and everywhere, in every conceivable position, and some I didn't know were possible.

Life was pretty incredible.

Until I woke up in his chateau in France, alone. On the bed next to me was a note. There were only four words:

He belongs to me.

***This book contains sexual scenes and situations that may make some readers uncomfortable.***

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
This movie is based on Microwave's mom hth

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

"A woman divorces her emotionally abusive husband and meets a man who reawakens her sexual desires."

"Then she lets him move in after five dates, buys him beer and cigarettes for six months while he's 'looking for work', and screams "Why are you trying to ruin my life!" at her eight-year-old daughter when she tearfully confesses about Uncle Frank's 'naked tickle games'"

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

bonestructure posted:

"Then she lets him move in after five dates, buys him beer and cigarettes for six months while he's 'looking for work', and screams "Why are you trying to ruin my life!" at her eight-year-old daughter when she tearfully confesses about Uncle Frank's 'naked tickle games'"

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrEJrI2pU5w

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