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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ok I just looked up the chicks from this show since everyone goes on about how they're sooooooo hot and while yeah, I would do p. much all of them I'm not seeing this fetishization nearly as much as everyone else. Do they give you X-ray goggles while you watch the show that only see through their clothes or what?

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i'm so hard pressed for human contact that anything slightly feminine causes my disused dick to turn turgid

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Has anyone said nerd blackface yet?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i actually really like penny's haircut vist but i think i like all the actors on this show when they're being real and not in character robots that they come off as in the show.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

BBT is fine for early evening reruns when I just want some noise in the room and I'm sick of watching other horrible poo poo like Criminal Minds

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

jiharlequinade posted:

BBT is fine for early evening reruns when I just want some noise in the room and I'm sick of watching other horrible poo poo like Criminal Minds

They make literal white noise generators... or you could listen to literally any kind of music ever. You could even put a nail through your dick and just let the sound of your own screams carry over for the night.

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Yeah I don't watch it but I've seen a couple episodes anyway and Sheldon would be a lot funnier if he was into sex but had all these scientific justifications for it. Big bootays indeed

Instead he's this weird stand in for aspergers that people laugh at because lol nerds are so funny!

Or like one of my college roommates, because they're like "I get it I'm so smart too" when the poster on page one pointed out the flaw in their delivery and jokes regarding halo etc. of course, this roommate also thought the red part of a flame was the hottest.

That poster was me btw, but yeah, Sheldon already has been blatantly sexist and racists and explained away that, so him harassing women should have been up his ally too. He probably would have had alot of scientific things to say about yoga pants I bet.

"Miss, your buttocks is perfectly shaped evolutionary perfection! My left over ape traits in my psyche would have made it impossible for me to have not open-palm slapped your buttocks. If anything you should have been insulted if I didn't slap it! What? I have to talk to the HR woman again!? " **laughter erupts**

I would have preferred that kind of creepy to Howard's brand of gross, holy gently caress he was gross early seasons.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Has the show ever come out and said that Sheldon is Autistic?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
perving on the lady leads allows me to ignore bad jokes by bad writers who are bad

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Shnag posted:

I would have preferred that kind of creepy to Howard's brand of gross, holy gently caress he was gross early seasons.

yeah this was never even a lil bit funny, he was just loving gross as gently caress

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Soft Shell Crab posted:

Real nerds don't meet girls.

Lol, "i spent five years learning advanced physics and maths but i literally cant spend the two-three months required to get in shape and learn how to talk to girls." Virgins seems to really want to virgin on, which is fine but the victim-complex boggles my mind.

Getting laid is so much more god drat loving rear end easier than understanding how the junction system in final fantasy 8 works.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Getting laid is so much more god drat loving rear end easier than understanding how the junction system in final fantasy 8 works.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Never seen it

But I have opinions on people who enjoy it. Like you OP, now I have opinions about you. Hint they aren't good

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Tricky D posted:

Has anyone said nerd blackface yet?

We didn't land on Big Bang Theory. Big Bang Theory landed on US!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Lol, "i spent five years learning advanced physics and maths but i literally cant spend the two-three months required to get in shape and learn how to talk to girls." Virgins seems to really want to virgin on, which is fine but the victim-complex boggles my mind.

Getting laid is so much more god drat loving rear end easier than understanding how the junction system in final fantasy 8 works.

Yeah but you forget that these nerds want the "hot" woman and not the chubby plain jane who is actually into them, and once they hit a certain echelon of pay and status trophy wives actually do come looking for them, so in their mind they're playing the "long" game but in the short-term sometimes they forget that and rationalize their superficiality by saying "oh well I'm just a nerd I only know nerd poo poo not people :smug:"

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

They make literal white noise generators... or you could listen to literally any kind of music ever. You could even put a nail through your dick and just let the sound of your own screams carry over for the night.

yeah there's that

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

my roommateand his GIRLFRIEND watch big bag theory and as I walked through the living room i noticed the main girl in that show kind of looks like a porn star and there is plenty of fan service (i got a boner after a 2 second viewing)

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah but you forget that these nerds want the "hot" woman and not the chubby plain jane who is actually into them, and once they hit a certain echelon of pay and status trophy wives actually do come looking for them, so in their mind they're playing the "long" game but in the short-term sometimes they forget that and rationalize their superficiality by saying "oh well I'm just a nerd I only know nerd poo poo not people :smug:"

how the gently caress can you have this much to say in this poo poo thread

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Big Bang Theory is for idiots

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I saw the episode with Bob Newhart last night and I lol'd because he's pretty funny and I was pretty drunk.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Quickscope420dad posted:

how the gently caress can you have this much to say in this poo poo thread

Because it leads to posts like this :allears:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

mind the walrus posted:

Because it leads to posts like this :allears:

Sorry i went back and reread your post can yout ell usmoreabout chubby plain janes

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nah I covered it pretty well. Turns out I don't have that much to say after all :shrug:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

mind the walrus posted:

Nah I covered it pretty well. Turns out I don't have that much to say after all :shrug:

Why are you going to just let this thread die don't do this to me man i need this

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Uhh...... rah rah it's just Nerd Blackface and I'm upset! gently caress Wil Wheaton he sold out his people to be on this show! I can't believe this is setting the clock back on Nerd Culture 20 full years! That chick from Blossom probably isn't even that smart!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ok that was like four full internet debate grenades if nobody wants to pick up that ball and run with it that's not on me.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
penny is pretty stocky for a woman sitcom actress but i have no problem with it, in fact it's extremely my poo poo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

sheldon lol thats a turtle name

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Its OK I guess, I don't watch it with any sort of regularity, but if I'm hammered, or debilitated for whatever reason, and it happens to come on TV I won't make the effort to find the controller or turn off the TV.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Sheldon is one of the funniest/best characters on TV today

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
It's a p good show to watch in between reruns of two and a half men.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
The Big Bang Theory is bland but funny for what it tries to be. Hating on it is just a meme like hating on Nickelback

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
mayim bialik is cool and has a dope name and yeah id rail her

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.

shiksa posted:

mayim bialik is cool and has a dope name and yeah id rail her

You can tell that Amy would just go wild on your dick too.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

big bang theory is a good show

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i dont like bbt or 2.5men because they are my roommates timesinks and if they are on, he is not doing anything else but watching said shows. he does not have a social life of note as a result.

i, on the other hand, spend time immersed in the vast social club of gbs

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Libelous Slander posted:

penny is pretty stocky for a woman sitcom actress but i have no problem with it, in fact it's extremely my poo poo

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

brb

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

her tits are alright

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
knockers

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