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FordPRefectLL posted:condoms make me go soft 100% of the time i gotta live dangerously sorry everyone cialis is ur friend
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My first girlfriend married some dude who then proceeded to beat the poo poo out of her and then got drunk and dropped their baby which then died, then proceeded to blame it on her which caused her to end up doing jail time. She probably shouldn't have cheated on me with that dude in retrospect. I've never killed any babies that were at all related to me.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:24
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Top City Homo posted:cialis is ur friend i challenge anyone who says they can't use condoms to stop jerking off for a month and see what happens.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:24
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TheJoker138 posted:My first girlfriend married some dude who then proceeded to beat the poo poo out of her and then got drunk and dropped their baby which then died, then proceeded to blame it on her which caused her to end up doing jail time. looks like she self owned herself nice
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Oct 30, 2014 07:25
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i can't stop jerking off for a month i have a crazy sex drive my gf cant keep up with and my dick isnt big enough for porn
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Oct 30, 2014 07:25
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Amateur Saboteur posted:lmao if you take cialis sub age 55. i am not a luddite how the hell do you expect a healthy man to not jerk off for a month with the internet?
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Oct 30, 2014 07:26
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She got fat, shat out a kid, then married some part time firefighter.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:30
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My reaction was "That's nice." Really, I was more happy that I remembered her name than I was anything else - it was a long time ago.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:30
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i was happy for her since we broke up on good terms since i had to move away and every once in awhile she sends me pictures of her dog
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Oct 30, 2014 07:31
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didn't care, good for them?
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Oct 30, 2014 07:32
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I still cry about it every night
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Oct 30, 2014 07:32
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Hadn't talked to her in years, found out on facebook and I was like, 'good stuff.' I don't know much about it other than the dude is 20 years older than her and is a dancer/choreographer. We broke up when we both went to college so we could enjoy the experience and just rarely kept in touch since. So it's like seeing an old friend or something having a presumably happy moment in their lives.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:32
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My first girlfriend married another woman. I looked up their wedding pics thinking how hot it would be imagining her and this new girl together. But the new girl looked like a dude, so we were both kinda owned that day.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:34
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I didn't marry them, so i'm safe right?
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Oct 30, 2014 07:36
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KierkegaardsHo posted:My first girlfriend married another woman. I looked up their wedding pics thinking how hot it would be imagining her and this new girl together.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:36
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Amateur Saboteur posted:it would lower my self esteem quite a lot to know that i made a woman hate dick lol you aren't that important
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Oct 30, 2014 07:39
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Amateur Saboteur posted:it would lower my self esteem quite a lot to know that i made a woman hate dick I would think of it more as my dick being so fantastic that no other dick would do, so she had to go lesbian to not suffer constant disappointment.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:40
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TheJoker138 posted:I would think of it more as my dick being so fantastic that no other dick would do, so she had to go lesbian to not suffer constant disappointment.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:41
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Amateur Saboteur posted:it would lower my self esteem quite a lot to know that i made a woman hate dick so you are not of the belief that sexuality is a trait you are born with?
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Oct 30, 2014 07:43
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rainy day posted:never had a bf/gf so this cant happen ever yeah this is true for me too
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Oct 30, 2014 07:49
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I was sad that he did not, instead, proceed directly to hell
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Oct 30, 2014 07:54
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TheJoker138 posted:I would think of it more as my dick being so fantastic that no other dick would do, so she had to go lesbian to not suffer constant disappointment. "The Joker" indeed
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Oct 30, 2014 07:57
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She got fat and married some dude who makes a pittance and I'm sure the two of them are very happy living in a double wide.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:58
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"There but for the grace of god go I." 6 months from marriage to finalizing the divorce. Well done.
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Oct 30, 2014 12:26
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I don't know I don't really keep in contact with her. First it was, y'know, the awkwardness but now it's just that she thought I'd make something of myself and would be really disappointed in how my life turned out. She really dodged a bullet.
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Oct 30, 2014 12:33
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she never got married, but i did, then i got divorced and she called and we had sex again. then she ran away to another continent.
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Oct 30, 2014 12:37
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first girl i banged got married to the boyfriend she had had both before and after we banged he had told her it was alright to experiment with other dudes, then found out she was doing so and called me to tell me "never talk to or see rachel again" and I was like lol ok dude have a nice life if you gonna let yourself be controlled by some loser karate master nerdy white dude I think it's more funny than anything else, now she's probably making his food and scrubbing his floor and poo poo
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Oct 30, 2014 12:39
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you're ex married karate kid?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?! E: Is Mr. Miyagi dead?
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Oct 30, 2014 12:44
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My first gf decided she was a FtM trans after we split. She didn't go through with it, turns out she was just crazy and not transanything and then she yelled at me on FB for being a monster and unfriended me. She posts on Tumblr I think and is married to probably Benedict Cumbersnatch.
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Oct 30, 2014 12:45
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Attitude Indicator posted:you're ex married karate kid?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?! idk about miyagi but yes the best part is her husband lost his virginity to his high-school karate teacher while they were dating. who knows how the gently caress she ended up with him, she was way cooler than that dildo
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Oct 30, 2014 13:10
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never for obvious reasons op
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Oct 30, 2014 13:13
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Thought it was lovely. We have not seen each other since we were teenagers but are going to catch up for a drink next time I am in the country.  If I ever find out my most recent ex got married (which I doubt) it'll be a combination of pity/smugness/surprise.
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Oct 30, 2014 13:18
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Amateur Saboteur posted:lmao if you take cialis sub age 55. i keep trying this but i always get bored and start jacking it cause my bf doesn't want to put out because he's tired
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Oct 30, 2014 13:21
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every now and then i see her liking right-wing, anti-immigrant and gently caress-the-poor type stuff on facebook that mutual acquaintances have posted so i think i dodged a bullet there op e: for maximum  her husband is a greek migrant to the uk
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Oct 30, 2014 13:57
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My first gf can't get married because she came out as a lesbian after we dated lol
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Oct 30, 2014 14:08
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"aw honey, I'm so happy for you" while thinking LMAO in my head
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Oct 30, 2014 14:13
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lol shes probably never gonna get married because she had a kid at 18 with a fat dude a year younger than her who has wisely hosed right off
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Oct 30, 2014 14:33
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couldn't care less. the ex i actually still care about? i've positioned myself so we have no mutual acquaintances and i hope i never find out.
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Oct 30, 2014 14:34
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she's getting married to a Rand Paul worshipper she met in the military less than a year ago (i think) so it should be really funny tbh
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She wanted to be a military officer but she got pregnant from her college boyfriend and now she's fat and doesn't work. Whoops.
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