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Bike without wheels
Jan 2, 2005

this post
because i'd say liking the smell of a dudes rear end in a top hat puts you well on the road to faggotry even if that dude is you

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
havent been farting a lot lately :ohdear:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Bike without wheels posted:

because i'd say liking the smell of a dudes rear end in a top hat puts you well on the road to faggotry even if that dude is you

i like to jack off my penis to completion

am i gay?

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
gays don't fart

Bike without wheels
Jan 2, 2005

this post

Top City Homo posted:

i like to jack off my penis to completion

am i gay?

do you fart in your hand first so it smells more like a mans butt hole

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Bike without wheels posted:

because i'd say liking the smell of a dudes rear end in a top hat puts you well on the road to faggotry even if that dude is you

Everyone likes their own bouquet. But liking anyone else's makes you ubergay.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Bike without wheels posted:

do you fart in your hand first so it smells more like a mans butt hole

no but i do watch interracial tranny porn while doing it

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
it depends op, do you feel a romantic and sexual attraction to people of the same sex

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what does that have to do with anything

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like to smeel my own farts. i like the smell of myself sometime i doint shower and just sit the wafting various smells to myh nose with my hands. i like to smell my arpits, i like to smell by ball sacks, i call my farts the secret blossom of the bottom. i sometimes sir for hours, smelling my'reself, and my balls, i like to smell ny foreskin,

Robert Red Rocket
Apr 28, 2013

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY
i don't like the smell of my own farts but im gay.

im confused

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
goons like farts

if a goon could figure out a way to make his rear end in a top hat fart continuously for the rest of his life he would probably do it

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
My farts will turn every man gay

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
not gay just look at dogs

they love to smell assholes all day and they aren't gay

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

DogFuckingAnotherDogUntilTheFirstDogVomitsAndStartsSmellingTheVomitWhileTheSecondDogRunsAway.gif

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
LabradorVersusMan.avi

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
sometimes I can't sleep well because im so gassy that im just farting constantly, my gut endlessly churning as I lie in the deep throes of my neverending nightmares, where my only reprieve is an endless PRRRRRRRRRRRBTTT

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if you put your head under the covers you will pass out and problem solved

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I've had some farts even I couildnt appreciate, but by and large my farts smell acceptable to me and I think that is a sign of a healthy gut

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp
assholes don't smell like farts if you wash daily op and also farts have nothing to do with being gay most people who fart are straight so

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Arri posted:

assholes don't smell like farts if you wash daily op and also farts have nothing to do with being gay most people who fart are straight so

it's true, with enough cleaning assholes can be as clean as any other part of your body, and will be safe to lick

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
do farts smell before they come out

like a schrodinger's fart

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Irrational Bees posted:

gays don't fart

gays dont fart because their assholes are all agape from the pounding they take and if they farted poo would just ooze out of their rear end uncontrollably like soft serve ice cream.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Does the feel of a fat poo poo sliding out your rear end in a top hat give you a boner?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I huff my butt so what

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i'm already used to the OPs posts so I guess i"m on the road to massive homoness

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
So not gay, it's crazy.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Shithouse Dave posted:

I've had some farts even I couildnt appreciate, but by and large my farts smell acceptable to me and I think that is a sign of a healthy gut

yeah when you do a fart that you even cant stand

thats BAD

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
i hold my farst in all day and when i get home i go in the closet and fart. i think thats why my dad calls me his fag son but idk if im really gay. any advice?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

fart on your father

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

i hold my farst in all day and when i get home i go in the closet and fart. i think thats why my dad calls me his fag son but idk if im really gay. any advice?

i keep an old snapple jar for just this purpose. much more portable and convenient.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Everyone likes their own brand

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Gay but worth it.

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