|
my Mum's sick you see, and if you could just give me an avatar, I could repay you when I get back home. i'll give you my address, and here's my wife - she pregnant with my first child, just trying to make my way back to see her before the delivery, you see. all i need is an avatar and then i can see her, god bless you. God bless you, i appreciate it.
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 5, 2024 13:22 |
|
|
no
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:18
|
|
|
thank you sir, i appreciate the honesty, i;m just trying to get back to my wife and child. god bless.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:19
|
|
|
they're dead, sorry you had to find out like this tragic gnu attack
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:21
|
|
|
VikingSkull posted:they're dead, sorry you had to find out like this well god bless you sir, i'll just keep on trying. my wifes in labour and i have to get back to her before my son is born. god bless you sir.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:23
|
|
|
there is no God death is certain
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:23
|
|
|
VikingSkull posted:there is no God god bless you sir, i appreciate your honesty but i need to try. my wife is depending on me, i can give you my address and as soon as i can i'll repay you. god bless.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:24
|
|
|
her father never lifts his eyes from the newspaper when she visits because he disapproves of her poor choice in men
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:25
|
|
|
Sas posted:before my son is born. how do you know that your child is gona identify as male? maybe you should let xem figure that poo poo out xerself, you rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:25
|
|
|
Panniculus Rift posted:how do you know that your child is gona identify as male? maybe you should let xem figure that poo poo out xerself, you rear end in a top hat sir, my son came to me in a dream and said he wanted to be the best afl player in Australia. Dreamtime, you know? god bless, i understand, sorry to bother you sir. it's just that my wife would like me by her side in the hospital, but i understand.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:32
|
|
|
A begging-for-av thread thinly guised as a funny thread.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:43
|
|
|
Right here - https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/titlechange.php You're welcome, dude
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:50
|
|
|
Professor Shark posted:A begging-for-av thread thinly guised as a funny thread. well I'm sorry sir, didn;t mean to bother you, just trying to make my way home. god bless, i can tell you a christan, your a good man. god bless sir, have a safe journey.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:56
|
|
|
sorry i dont carry cash
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:57
|
|
|
Shelf Adventure posted:Right here - https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/titlechange.php thank you sir, but i forgot my password cause my wife is about to give birth. I know you've done all you can, god bless you and i don;t want no trouble. I'll just keep walking down the road. god bless you sir
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:58
|
|
|
Sas posted:thank you sir, but i forgot my password cause my wife is about to give birth. I know you've done all you can, god bless you and i don;t want to trouble. Try this one instead http://forums.somethingawful.com/account.php?action=logout&ma=bb0d20f9
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 10:59
|
|
|
Shelf Adventure posted:Try this one instead http://forums.somethingawful.com/account.php?action=logout&ma=bb0d20f9 well i'm sorry sir, but that just made me log out. i know you didn;t mean it, so god bless and have a good journey.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:00
|
|
|
Sas posted:well i'm sorry sir, but that just made me log out. i know you didn;t mean it, so god bless and have a good journey. Oh, since you know your password to log back in you can use the other link I gave
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:02
|
|
|
Shelf Adventure posted:Oh, since you know your password to log back in you can use the other link I gave why thank you sir, i appreciate it very much. god bless
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:03
|
|
|
Shelf Adventure posted:Oh, since you know your password to log back in you can use the other link I gave what the hell kind of person speaks like this to a man who's just trying to get to his wife.... loving disrespectful...
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:03
|
|
|
klapman posted:what the hell kind of person speaks like this to a man who's just trying to get to his wife.... loving disrespectful... Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:13
|
|
|
klapman posted:what the hell kind of person speaks like this to a man who's just trying to get to his wife.... loving disrespectful... why thank you sir, i can tell your a christan, you have warm hands. My wife, you see is about to give birth and without an avatar I can't make it to her delivery. I don't want to bother you sir, but anything you could do to hep would be greatly appreciated.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:17
|
|
|
no, you'll just spend on drugs
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:21
|
|
|
Might be worth a laugh, what do you want for your avatar? Ya as long as it's a nice Christian image, I'm more than willing to help one washed in the waters. Oh. There is just one more thing, I need you to commit an...unsavory act for me. Nothing too bad, I've got to get my money's worth you know.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:21
|
|
|
Shelf Adventure posted:Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life. well sir, i can appreciate your message, but there are no fish (or even water) on this highway, and my wife is in need of me. i understand sir, but a fish won't help me here, unless i can shove it into my car and make turn into an avatar. but god bless sir.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:23
|
|
|
What's wrong with your current avatar?
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:24
|
|
|
you too good to be a forum babby boy?
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:25
|
|
|
greg sexyvibes posted:Might be worth a laugh, what do you want for your avatar? Ya as long as it's a nice Christian image, I'm more than willing to help one washed in the waters. Oh. There is just one more thing, I need you to commit an...unsavory act for me. Nothing too bad, I've got to get my money's worth you know. well sir, so long as its performed in the bible, i guess i can do it just like jesus did, just to see my beautiful wife before she gives birth to my son. I know it's cheating to see the sex before birth, but i got so excited i've decorated his room already and piled it with gifts, and would hate to miss this chance to see my baby boy come into this world. sorry for saying the word hate. i know that's not right.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:28
|
|
|
Gaunab posted:you too good to be a forum babby boy? sir, i'm not too good, just trying to get home to see my wife. don't want no trouble, god bless.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:29
|
|
|
suck dick for change like hte rest of us
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:29
|
|
|
i have an idea, wait i lll make the picture, wait for it okay, warning it will be *very funny*
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:29
|
|
|
Theglavwen posted:What's wrong with your current avatar? my avatar won't get me more then 20 miles from here, just looking to get home that's all.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:30
|
|
|
Move closer.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:31
|
|
|
 ha ha ha it is a reference to another funny thing that happened on the forums, does anyone know what it is! ha hah a
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:32
|
|
|
lonesomedwarf posted:i have an idea, wait i lll make the picture, wait for it okay, warning it will be *very funny* sir, I would appreciate any help you can give, god bless.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:33
|
|
|
avatars are like tattoo's, it used to be unusual and cool to have one but now that everyone does it's more unusual to not have one.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:34
|
|
|
good luck finding your way back OP sadly i am fresh out of change otherwise i'd be more than happy to help out well good luck on your journey *walks away with pockets jingling full of forum gift certs*
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:37
|
|
|
It was almost posting time There I stood in another line Trying to buy a custom title or two Not really in the SA mood Stand right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing round like boys do And in his hands he held a avatar And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe When finally it came time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I want to buy this Avatar for my momma please It's Posting eve and this avatar is just her kind Could you hurry sir daddy says theres not much time You see she's been sick for quite a while And I know this avatar will make her smile Want her to look beautiful If momma meets Lowtax tonight They counted pennies for what seemed like years Then the cashier said "son there's not enough here" He searched his pockets frantically Then he turned and looked at me He said "Momma made Something Awful good at our house Though most posts she just did without. Tell me sire what am I gonna do? Somehow I got to buy her this Posting Avatar" So I laid the money down I just had to help him out And I'll never forget the look on his face when he said "Mommas gonna look so great!" Sir I want to buy this Avatar for my momma please It's Posting eve and this avatar is just her kind Could you hurry sir daddy says theres not much time You see she's been sick for quite a while And I know this avatar will make her smile Want her to look beautiful If momma meets Lowtax tonight I KNEW I CAUGHT A GLANCE OF THE WEBS LOVE AS HE THANKED ME AND RAN OUT I KNEW THE INTERNET HAD SENT THAT LITTLE BOY TO REMIND ME WHAT POSTING IS ALL ABOUT (childrens chorus) Sir I want to buy this Avatar for my momma please It's Posting eve and this avatar is just her kind Could you hurry sir daddy says theres not much time You see she's been sick for quite a while And I know this avatar will make her smile Want her to look beautiful If momma meets Lowtax tonight
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:37
|
|
|
England Sucks posted:It was almost posting time well thank you sir, i appreciate you honesty. just trying to get back to my wife before she gives birth. god bless you
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 5, 2024 13:22 |
|
|
You can have my old one from 2003 if you like its poo poo
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2014 11:43
|
|