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http://www.trueactivist.com/dying-area-51-scientist-yes-aliens-are-real/ just try and hand wave this one away
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you're gay
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Oct 30, 2014 15:35
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*waves hand dismissively*
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Oct 30, 2014 15:35
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thank god i didn't dream the movie aliens! i thought i was going mad
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Oct 30, 2014 15:36
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they prefer the term undocumented immigrants, op
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Oct 30, 2014 15:37
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OPs mom confirmed to love multiple dongers at once. Just try to deny this.
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Oct 30, 2014 15:41
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seems legit
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Oct 30, 2014 15:42
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there should be an old asian guy like that who says dragon ball z is real
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Oct 30, 2014 15:44
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illegal aliens are real
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I like when he just starts saying "umm...uuhhmmm" and the video jumps ahead to when he stopped having a senior moment. Also, whys his suit fit so bad? Arms aren't long enough, but it's 4 sizes too big.
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Oct 30, 2014 15:47
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My favorite part is when he shows pictures of a doll you can buy at walmart
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Oct 30, 2014 15:53
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my favorite part was clicking the heartwarming top trending story http://www.trueactivist.com/at-first-this-looked-like-a-normal-restaurant-but-then-i-realized-the-amazing-truth/ got me right in the feels
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Oct 30, 2014 15:57
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Hooplah posted:My favorite part is when he shows pictures of a doll you can buy at walmart yeah, if you ever want to be a convincing old alien autopsy kook, you should make a doll that doesn't look like every single hollywood depiction of aliens ever. something with like, 20 eyeball-ish things and no discernible mouth and nose, for starters.
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Oct 30, 2014 15:57
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Looked up Boyd Bushman on IEEE, no papers have been published with that name. smh
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Oct 30, 2014 16:02
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the history channel was right
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Oct 30, 2014 16:03
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he said it on his deathbed so it must be true! not :borat:
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Oct 30, 2014 16:06
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Now that I know the name of their planet I can feel confident that aliens are real
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Oct 30, 2014 16:10
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Finally I'm vindicated, the anal probing was real!
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Oct 30, 2014 16:29
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i probably know the answer, but are there alien abduction/probing porns out there?
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Oct 30, 2014 16:30
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There's that ET action, don't know if I'd file it under abduction but there was a lot of probing involved.
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Oct 30, 2014 16:34
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how about some statements from a LIVING scientist instead.
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i'm a real living scientist and i was probed by an alien life form. alf probed me
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Oct 30, 2014 16:36
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LifeSizePotato posted:i probably know the answer, but are there alien abduction/probing porns out there? gotta be shittin me man cmon
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LifeSizePotato posted:i probably know the answer, but are there alien abduction/probing porns out there?  ?
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Sweet Tea posted:i'm a real living scientist and i was probed by an alien life form. alf probed me But usually it's Alf with the hand up his butt.
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Oct 30, 2014 16:38
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that alien is blazed
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LifeSizePotato posted:i probably know the answer, but are there alien abduction/probing porns out there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKdaqLysAY&t=7s 
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Oct 30, 2014 16:41
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Unless that's Brian Peppers under there he's got no chance of seeing out of that mask.
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Oct 30, 2014 16:52
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I like how there was a shitload of "alien videos" shaky cam poo poo rear end footage before the 2010's but suddenly everyone has a video camera on their cellphone and "nope, no aliens anywhere I guess"
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Oct 30, 2014 16:57
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I want to believe im gay
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Don Tacorleone posted:I like how there was a shitload of "alien videos" shaky cam poo poo rear end footage before the 2010's aliens got more discreet dude (also they gave us this technology)
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Oct 30, 2014 17:26
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Don Tacorleone posted:I like how there was a shitload of "alien videos" shaky cam poo poo rear end footage before the 2010's that's when alien steve jobs released icloak
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Oct 30, 2014 17:27
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I'm convinced. Aliens real.
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Oct 30, 2014 17:28
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LifeSizePotato posted:i probably know the answer, but are there alien abduction/probing porns out there? http://vimeo.com/12489148
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Oct 30, 2014 17:29
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that song's pretty dece + i have an epic boner would click again
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Oct 30, 2014 17:31
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nice try dilbert
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Oct 30, 2014 17:56
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why has noone pasted the gif of the alien with the big swinging dick yet
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Oct 30, 2014 18:00
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that's iterally the only reason i came to this thread was to see that again
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Oct 30, 2014 18:00
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now that i'm here though i just wanna say that the old man in the video's head is way too small
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This article sickens me. SO much earthist privilege. It's like does this idiot white male scientist not understand that SOME of us have alien headmates? Why should the home of my people be trotted out like some kid of sick form of cultural appropriation. All of these cishet earthist shitlords need to know that it is NEVER ok to try to vacation on our planet. This is not a vacation this is our LIFE. We came to earth because we have the right to do so in being POU (People of the Universe). Literally shaking right now.
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