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Well, I guess I realized I hit rock bottom back around march of 2005 while I was getting fingerblasted by one of the Fruit of the Loom guys. I can't remember if it was Green Grape or Purple Grape since I was putting a lot of oxycodone in my nose at that point. I just mostly remember waking up a couple hours later and realizing that my holes are better than to be savaged by men in fruit suits and ever since my life has been getting better  We've all had that moment when we reevaluated our lives and made the change to better ourselves. When was yours?
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When I realized replying "im gay" left me feeling empty inside...
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clicked this thread
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Faithless posted:clicked this thread
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Probably junior year of college for me. I was living in a studio appartment and didn't have any friends to speak of. I read a lot of books, drank, and was sad. It was good in that I now have a reference point when life gets me down again
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Oct 30, 2014 17:07
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hmm let me see edit: Dec 26, 2006
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Oct 30, 2014 17:08
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^^^^^ joik march 2, 2005
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Oct 30, 2014 17:08
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this weekend when i was lifting chairs over my head to impress people on this forum. others did too and now we share a secret shame.
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Oct 30, 2014 17:09
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I don't have a rock bottom baby just a glass ceiling
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Oct 30, 2014 17:09
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gay4pay
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i'll rock your bottom op
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Oct 30, 2014 17:10
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killed six millions jews. not my proudest moment, but it was all uphill from there
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ThisGuy posted:Probably junior year of college for me. I was living in a studio appartment and didn't have any friends to speak of. I read a lot of books, drank, and was sad. same but replace books with internet
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Keep digging!
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1. Face your opponent. 2. Wrap your arm around your opponent's neck.  3. Throw your opponent's arm over your shoulder.  4. Put your hand behind your opponent's back to help you lift him up.  5. Remove hand from his back just as you slam him onto the ground, using your body weight to add force. You have to go down with your opponent.  6. As you fall, make sure one arm is outstretched, in a one arm push-up position. This will cushion your fall.  7. Get up and do the People's elbow. 
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i screwed up my credit irreparably in my late teens/early twenties. got hooked on coke not too long afterwards. lost my house, lost my car there is a wonderland below rock bottom. that wonderland is called "i just plain don't give a flying gently caress anymore, see y'all in hell. hail satan"
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Oct 30, 2014 17:18
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while mining
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I used unironically, unironically
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still plummeting
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Jabronie posted:1. Face your opponent.
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poorlifedecision posted:When I realized replying "im gay" left me feeling empty inside... There's a secret step 2 that goons haven't shared with you (it's someone elses cock to fill the emptiness)
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Oct 30, 2014 17:26
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life is full of various different rock bottoms ill get to hit
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Oct 30, 2014 17:38
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Dressing up as a fruit of the loom guy and fingerbanging Gypsum Fantastic's alter ego
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Alas Boobylon posted:while mining for bitcoins
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Business Gorillas posted:Well, I guess I realized I hit rock bottom back around march of 2005 while I was getting fingerblasted by one of the Fruit of the Loom guys. I can't remember if it was Green Grape or Purple Grape since I was putting a lot of oxycodone in my nose at that point. I just mostly remember waking up a couple hours later and realizing that my holes are better than to be savaged by men in fruit suits and ever since my life has been getting better Pretty sure you got your paradigm wrong and that getting fingerblasted by a Fruit-of-the-Loom guy while rocked out on oxy was in fact the high point of your life.
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exspurt analcyst posted:Pretty sure you got your paradigm wrong and that getting fingerblasted by a Fruit-of-the-Loom guy while rocked out on oxy was in fact the high point of your life. please don't trivialize my hardships, thanks
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when did I hit ground floor you mean?
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other rock bottoms: - jerking off to the sex tape your ex gave you to show you that she was cheating on you - hassling a child for their ice cream when you're lactose intolerant - seriousposting in e/n - being a member of the military
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Business Gorillas posted:other rock bottoms: I know this gets said a lot, but hosed up if true.
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this year was probably rock bottom for me. did a lot of stupid poo poo, got arrested, my dad ran off to another country to die alone, ive slowly pushed my wife away emotionally to the point where i feel like we don't even know each other anymore... woo i think things're starting to turn around though
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Business Gorillas posted:other rock bottoms: lol at all these
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Michael Corleone posted:this weekend when i was lifting chairs over my head to impress people on this forum. others did too and now we share a secret shame.
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riiiiiiiiiiight... now
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One this girl and I broke up, and then I moved and had to find a job. It seemed pretty devastating at the time for some reason.
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unintentional autoban because I truly don't know what the gently caress i'm doing here. A whole month before re-regging; it was agony.
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Oct 30, 2014 18:32
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Faithless posted:clicked this thread
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most rock bottom moment I can remember was in my late teenage years. bought some mystery research chemicals to eat after work on a Friday. I was horrible at being a human though, and consistently was in poor health from rarely eating and then only eating junk food when I finally did eat. Also, I would only get 2-4 hours of sleep at night. so i was a highschool dropout tired from working a low paying job all day, whose only food in the last 24+ hours was a bag of microwave popcorn and hot wings. I also distinctly remember being exhausted from little or no sleep the night before. I take 5 hits of "acid" and in 20 minutes begin to feel truly dreadful. By 40 minutes I'm feeling really out of it and I can tell I'm about to puke. I lurch over to my dirty bathroom and open the toilet only to discover a huge roach floating in the middle. I remember the sight of that roach triggering wave after wave of vomit but since I was starting to trip and felt so lovely, the image of a roach in a dirty toilet somehow also symbolized my life. It was a perfect moment of dismal feelings.
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i've had a ton of low moments, but pawning my demented grandmother's treasured jewelry to buy smack might be the lowest. That or loving my friend's wife. The loving part wasn't too bad, but the getting caught part wasn't much fun for anyone. Fortunately i'm well-adjusted now tho
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I was 28 when I needed to stop the poo poo i was doing. I quit everything cold turkey. Months later when I was back in charge of my life I had a couple beers and got violently ill. To this day alcohol makes me violently ill. Dont end up like me. Dont stop drinking. 14 years of sobriety sucks.
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