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i found a praying mantis baby cocoon who wants it
i think all the little bugs already crawled out of it but it scares me. its got some holes, bumps, dirt... still in good condition. who wants it
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Oct 31, 2014 01:50
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- bog pixie
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this thing reminds me of the miracle of life, but at the same time, im afraid a thousand tiny crawling insects will come out and gently caress me up in my sleep. does someone want it..?
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Oct 31, 2014 01:53
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- bog pixie
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ill level with you here: ill even pay shipping. i cant bring myself to destroy it. but it has to go.
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Oct 31, 2014 01:55
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- Afro Doug
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i think thats actually a golf ball. trust me, i've been golfing with my millionaire friends
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Oct 31, 2014 01:55
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- bog pixie
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i just googled "praying mantis nest" and then "golf ball" and compared the two myself. i dont know what to think anymore
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Oct 31, 2014 02:05
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- bog pixie
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does anyone know what this thing is, and would they like it shipped to them UPS red?
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Oct 31, 2014 02:08
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- i am he
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do NOT hit it with a golf club, unless you want an uncountable number of freaky bugs crawling inside your mouth, or totally shank it.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:09
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bury it, but somewhere very far away where you'll never go again in case a bug tree grows from it
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Oct 31, 2014 02:10
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- Slot
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sign up for secret santa and keep it in a jar then send it to them
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Oct 31, 2014 02:10
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- bog pixie
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i thought about crushing it before, but every time just before i do i have a vision of me destroying the womb (the symbol of fertility, safety, and hearth) and i cant do it
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Oct 31, 2014 02:11
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- Afro Doug
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please do not damage the golf ball. from what i understand they are very valuable.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:15
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- treasure bear
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do NOT hit it with a golf club, unless you want an uncountable number of freaky bugs crawling inside your mouth, or totally shank it.
i used to work at a clubhouse on a golf course and every once and a while when i was on a break i'd sit overlooking the course and see businessmen putting mantis eggs then in a frenzy rolling around where the eggs landed. after a while they'd just crack them open and pour baby insects all over them and the holes then start dicking the holes, sick fucks
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Oct 31, 2014 02:17
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pass it on to your children as a symbol of their mother's fertility, or father's golfing prowess, depending on what it is.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:25
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pass it on to your children as a symbol of their mother's fertility, or father's golfing prowess, depending on what it is.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:29
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- bog pixie
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all right, just to clear this up, i will not have sex with the object depicted in the picture. i know that it seems appealing to many of you, but it's actually not to me. sorry.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:32
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- i am he
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what if it was human sized? and had a nice rear end and rack?
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Oct 31, 2014 02:33
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- dogcrash truther
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pass it on to your children as a symbol of their mother's fertility, or father's golfing prowess, depending on what it is.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:35
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- dogcrash truther
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i found a praying mantis baby cocoon who wants it
i think all the little bugs already crawled out of it but it scares me. its got some holes, bumps, dirt... still in good condition. who wants it
can you put it next to a common household object for size comparison? I can't tell how large it is
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Oct 31, 2014 02:36
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- dogcrash truther
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I don't want it if it's the wrong size
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Oct 31, 2014 02:36
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- i am he
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I don't want it if it's the wrong size
its around the size of an egg, have you never been golfing before?
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Oct 31, 2014 02:38
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- FluffieDuckie
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hey ectral i just wanted to give you a little preview of your night
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Oct 31, 2014 02:41
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- bog pixie
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can you put it next to a common household object for size comparison? I can't tell how large it is
yeah no problem
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Oct 31, 2014 02:44
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- cuntman.net
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aaaaaaauuughghghghhgh what the gently caress
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Oct 31, 2014 02:46
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- FluffieDuckie
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yeah no problem
it's nice that you're giving them a little snack for when they come out. they'll likely be hungry
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Oct 31, 2014 02:51
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hey ectral i just wanted to give you a little preview of your night
heebie jeebies
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Oct 31, 2014 02:52
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- Finger Prince
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Wow, I never knew praying mantises had nests like that! Pretty cool! All I knew about mantis reproduction started and ended with the male getting eaten by the female.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:55
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name the nest biscuit, after the biscuit
name the biscuit bug nest, after the bug nest
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Oct 31, 2014 02:55
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- i am he
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listen ectral, i'll give you $5 to send me the weird nest in a jar.
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Oct 31, 2014 03:08
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by Lowtax
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Oct 31, 2014 03:53
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listen ectral, i'll give you $5 to send me the weird nest in a jar.
he hasn't posted in a while. i think it hatched 
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Oct 31, 2014 03:59
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- the unabonger
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eatin by bugs... what a terrible way to go...
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Oct 31, 2014 04:39
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- EXAKT Science
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8 on the Kinsey scale
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maybe the nest hatched and all the little mantises came out and accepted ectral as their master buddy and now ectral has a bunch of chill little bug friends 
EXAKT Science fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 31, 2014
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Oct 31, 2014 05:01
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- beer pal
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pass it on to your children as a symbol of their mother's fertility, or father's golfing prowess, depending on what it is.
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Oct 31, 2014 05:07
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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Oct 31, 2014 05:17
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