Like they buy a LOT of them. There arent nearly enough rednecks or wannabe rednecks to meet that demand
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the culminator posted:Like they buy a LOT of them. There arent nearly enough rednecks or wannabe rednecks to meet that demand smallest dicks per capita
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:28 |
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because they have something to prove but dont realize that what they are trying to prove is meaningless, op
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:29 |
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there aren't enough rednecks but there definitely are enough wannabe rednecks, and people who define themselves by cars so they want something big and tough i regularly see 2-3 pickups, sometimes double cab, with flawless bodies and truck beds, that have never been used to haul anything ever
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:29 |
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the culminator posted:Like they buy a LOT of them. There arent nearly enough rednecks or wannabe rednecks to meet that demand but there are. there are so many and their numbers continue to grow
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:30 |
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Because they are built Ford tough and they comfortably seat up to 6 day laborers at a time
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:30 |
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i drive a 2013 ford fiesta and its pretty much the best loving car in the world
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:30 |
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ford unironically makes great cars and you should probably buy ford if you have any self worth or pride in your country
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:31 |
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TEAYCHES posted:i drive a 2013 ford fiesta and its pretty much the best loving car in the world that is a good car. did you get the ST? did they make the ST in 2013? its basically the perfect daily driver, pretty fun, good mileage, good storage. cheap as poo poo
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:31 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:that is a good car. did you get the ST? did they make the ST in 2013? mines the most basic version possible, its the sedan (i wanted the hatchback but buying the car was an emergency thing). its black. i have a handle to roll the windows up and down but theres an auxiliary audio jack and thats literally the only thing that matters
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:32 |
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TEAYCHES posted:ford unironically makes great cars and you should probably buy ford if you have any self worth or pride in your country they make v6/ecoboost mustangs though, everyone has their ups and downs. ford actually makes a cool high end car and good low end cars as opposed to dodge that has two good cars, both of them high end
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:32 |
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mustangs are and always have been a completely lovely car for the past 25 years and i would hope everyone knows that
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:33 |
i just bought a 52,000 dollar f150 because i hate internet ppl
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:33 |
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I drive a Honda crossfit it's like a premature SUV
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:34 |
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Actually we haul a lot of poo poo. I didn't even think I was going to haul anything and I'm always getting rocks or gravel or mulch or moving yard equipment. A crib for my baby, air conditioner, scrap metal, pallets for projects, furniture to refinish.....
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:34 |
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i have to haul poo poo around for real maybe three times every year on average and in that case i will just rent a truck because im not a retarded tool who buys one as their primary vehicle
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:34 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:that is a good car. did you get the ST? did they make the ST in 2013? the DCT on that car is really peppy and fun. its a shame they don't make a two door model.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:34 |
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TEAYCHES posted:mustangs are and always have been a completely lovely car for the past 25 years and i would hope everyone knows that they're coming back, but only for the higher end gt/shelby. mustangs had 2+ decades of being absolute garbage and continue to be garbage if they are v6 and/or automatic. dodge chargers are garbage for the price through and through still
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:34 |
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justice4trayvawn posted:i just bought a 52,000 dollar f150 because i hate internet ppl measure your dick, report back
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:34 |
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bushels of oysters/clams/crabs don't haul well in a jetta
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:35 |
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Splits posted:I drive a Honda crossfit it's like a premature SUV honda makes good cars too. i think ford and honda are tied for first place if you want a decent car
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:35 |
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i just bought a '96 explorer it has both cassette and CD!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:36 |
uh how else am i supposed to make my guitar audible
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:36 |
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because they're loving stupid op
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:36 |
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gotta hang our Truck Nuts somehwere...
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Splits posted:I drive a Honda crossfit it's like a premature SUV honda fits and hyundai veloster turbos are both like pretty okay but not as solid an offering as the fiesta st the problem with honda is although they make everything well they refuse to over hatchback bodies in the US, offer SI instead of Type R which is whatever, just a badge, but most importantly they refuse to offer oem turbos like ford is doing. the fiesta st crushes those cars for value as a result and the base model is cheap as balls
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:37 |
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caRS
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:37 |
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the ford fusion owns
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:37 |
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people around where I live buy huge-rear end shiny pickup trucks all the time that they never ever use them to haul poo poo (the reason you buy a pickup in the first place) and take up two parking spaces with. i hate them and i hope they die.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:37 |
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I don't need to buy one I can just borrow one from my brother-in-law when I have to haul some stuff. Fuckin A 1972 ford f-250 diesel, stump pullin torque that shakes like a dog making GBS threads peach pits when you let out the clutch.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:38 |
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fact: pickup truck drivers are the worst on the road. the most aggressive, most likely to tailgate, most entitled, most likely to not understand that their car doesn't handle or brake like a miata. they have to prove they're not just uneducated macho men, they own the road
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:38 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:fact: pickup truck drivers are the worst on the road. the most aggressive, most likely to tailgate, most entitled, most likely to not understand that their car doesn't handle or brake like a miata. they have to prove they're not just uneducated macho men, they own the road AI parachute spotted
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:38 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:there aren't enough rednecks but there definitely are enough wannabe rednecks, and people who define themselves by cars so they want something big and tough Internally, Ford calls these people "air haulers" which is just slang for "morons that we make a lot of money off of." I've seen multiple pristine F-350 King Ranch duallies going 80 on the highway. That POS costs well-specced-BMW-5-series money, but nope gotta have a truck Neptr fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:fact: pickup truck drivers are the worst on the road. the most aggressive, most likely to tailgate, most entitled, most likely to not understand that their car doesn't handle or brake like a miata. they have to prove they're not just uneducated macho men, they own the road
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:40 |
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i don't like miatas but the world would be a better place if every pickup truck were replaced by one
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:40 |
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TEAYCHES posted:because they have something to prove but dont realize that what they are trying to prove is meaningless, op If you were terrified of being held down and anally raped because you think your small dick means you're technically a woman, you would try drat hard to prove how alpha you are too
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:40 |
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The good thing about pick up owners is one look at their truck and you understand how stupid they are and whether or not it's easy to take advantage of them.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:41 |
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Pickups are pretty useful for transporting large items from one place to another. (never owned one)
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:41 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:i don't like miatas but the world would be a better place if every pickup truck were replaced by one Well, it wouldn't significantly increase the amount of gay buttholes on the road, no. Pickups are OK. Its the douchebags with "stacks" cut through the bed with a pristine coat of wax on their never-seen-rain mobile that just need to be stuck in a loving smartcar and have their genitals removed, IMHO.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:41 |
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TEAYCHES posted:ford unironically makes great cars and you should probably buy ford if you have any self worth or pride in your country why would you take pride in where you were born, something you had no hand in?
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