seems like a lot of talented and successful people these days are rapists

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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

everyone will claim you raped them when you are worth millions

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:49

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

anchoress posted:

if somehow i could guarantee that committing a rape would make me ball like kobe, then yes

rape works a lot like how the monstars did it in space jam iirc

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:53

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

even when you call them fat hoggers that their own father would hate

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:53

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

if you're a goon, you will never have to worry about being raped, you will never be outside, or in a position where it will matter

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:54

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

Poetic Justice posted:

if you're a goon, you will never have to worry about being raped, you will never be outside, or in a position where it will matter

ive been raped 6 times but i just went w/ it because im not a little bitch

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:55

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

ive been raped 6 times but i just went w/ it because im not a little bitch

cut off ur dick u lil lying oval office bitch

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:56

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

Poetic Justice posted:

cut off ur dick u lil lying oval office bitch

im gay

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:57

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

anchoress posted:

jian ghomeshi - rapist. bill cosby - rapist. uhhhhh ben roethlisberger is the only qb to have two 500+ passing yard games AND hes a rapist. who am i missing

a jew who is both good at sports AND rape! what a long way the tribes have come

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:26

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

speaking of rapist jews

woody allen is a rapist AND a pedophile.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:31

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

a lot of successful people are not talented but are in fact sociopaths who don't care about crushing others on their way to the top

coincidentally a lot of them are also rapists for that reason

hth OP

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:35

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

I have just raped you all with this poo poo post.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:44

naem: May 29, 2011

Oh yeah well rape is BAD and also DON'T rape!!!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:51

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

"Quit fuckin me like you're making love to me and gently caress me like you're raping me!"

such hurtful words. I cried a little before i broke out my belt for slappin and stranglin

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:05

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

is it okay to rape in another country?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:07

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

The Rage posted:

is it okay to rape in another country?

it usually encouraged under the internationally recognized "pillaging law"

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:08

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

The Rage posted:

is it okay to rape in another country?

if you get raped in saudi arabia you go to prison for adultery, so i guess that counts

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:09

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

Cardiovorax posted:

if you get raped in saudi arabia you go to prison for adultery, so i guess that counts

what if i go to saurumon arbys and rape a man/lady do they still go to prison?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:11

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

what if you rape a man in saudi arabia?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:24

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

speaking of rapist jews

woody allen is a rapist AND a pedophile.

wow! a regular renaissance man!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:24

Sas: Oct 29, 2014

as a recent victim of digital rape i spit on you all and kinda don't want you to spit back, but if you do that's ok.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 10:37

Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

anchoress posted:

jian ghomeshi - rapist.

Last I heard he was accused of assault and sexual harassment, not rape. Not that it's much better but it ain't rape.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 10:38

anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

tao lin - alt lit superstar and super rapist

# ? Oct 31, 2014 12:13

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

I got raped on call of duty once

# ? Oct 31, 2014 12:16

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Well yeah. All men are rapists after all so you already have a big section of the human population right there.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:07

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Roman Polanski vaginally, anally, and orally raped a 14 year old girl he drugged while Jack Nicholson's girlfriend banged on the door and all kinds of Hollywood stars still support him even though he admitted he did it.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:19

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

The Polish police had him yesterday all ready for extradition and then just... Didn't.

I know some people who try to excuse him for it over the weird situation with the judge or his wife being brutally murdered by the Manson family but gently caress them, dude's a pedophile rapist who'll probably stay free for the rest of his life.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:49

anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

me personally, i think that raping is wrong. but maybe all these rapists know something that i don't

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:57

Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Professor Shark posted:

Roman Polanski vaginally, anally, and orally raped a 14 year old girl he drugged while Jack Nicholson's girlfriend banged on the door and all kinds of Hollywood stars still support him even though he admitted he did it.

RP is a piece of human garbage

Just goes to show that charisma can get you out of anything

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:57

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Shoehead posted:

The Polish police had him yesterday all ready for extradition and then just... Didn't.

I know some people who try to excuse him for it over the weird situation with the judge or his wife being brutally murdered by the Manson family but gently caress them, dude's a pedophile rapist who'll probably stay free for the rest of his life.

From a Guardian article:

quote:

Roman Polanski was charged in US in 1977 on six counts, including rape and sodomy, before he accepted a plea deal. He absconded a year later. Photograph: Valery Hache/AFP/Getty Images

Film director Roman Polanski has been questioned by Polish prosecutors on a US arrest warrant for sex offences, and then released.

The maker of Rosemary�s Baby and Chinatown has been sought by the American police since 1978 after he fled the US before he could be sentenced for having sex with a 13-year-old girl.

Prosecutors in Krakow, southern Poland, released Polanski after questioning, but justice authorities in Warsaw did not rule out extraditing him to the US.

�Roman Polanski said he would comply with all requests made by prosecutors in this case and provided his address. Prosecutors therefore decided not to arrest him in connection with a possible US extradition request,� a Polish justice ministry spokesman, Mateusz Martyniuk, said on Thursday.

The US attempted to have him arrested for sex offences when he travelled to Warsaw for the opening of a Jewish museum, the Polish government said.

The US asked Poland�s prosector general to hold the Polish-born 81-year-old, who also has French nationality, until he could be extradited.

But Martyniuk said Polanski�s extradition was still possible because �the statute of limitations does not apply to US requests�.

In 2010, the Polish prosecutor general said Polanski could not be extradited because under Polish law too much time had passed since the offences.

Martyniuk said that since the US had not yet forwarded an extradition request, the director �is a free citizen and is free to travel�.

Los Angeles police charged Polanski in 1977 with six felony counts, including rape and sodomy, before he accepted a plea deal. But he absconded on the eve of sentencing the following year fearing that the judge planned to go back on the deal.

US police said he got the girl to pose for photographs in actor Jack Nicholson�s Hollywood home after telling her mother, a model and actor, that they were for French Vogue. The teenager told a grand jury that Polanski plied her with champagne and drugs, and then had sex with her.

The director was in Krakow on Thursday and, as it stands, would be able to return to France, where he is directing a stage show called the The Vampires� Ball.

Polanski was arrested in 2009 in Zurich when he travelled to Switzerland to pick up a prize at a film festival after the US made a similar request.

But he was eventually allowed to return to France after an extradition attempt failed.

Last year his victim, Samantha Geimer, now 51, published her account of what happened, The Girl: A Life Lived in the Shadow of Roman Polanski, saying it was time she took �back ownership of my own story�.

The mother of three said she harbours no hatred for her attacker. �My family never asked that Polanski be punished. We just wanted the legal machine to stop.�

Geimer repeated that she ultimately forgave the director, not for him, but for herself.

Polanski had previously made a private trip to Poland in 2011, but during his visit this week he appeared on television at the opening of the Museum of the History of Polish Jews.

Polanski says he wants to shoot a film about the 19th-century Dreyfus affair on location in Poland on the condition he will not face extradition.

tldr the U.S. has no interest in actually punishing him for some reason

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:59

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

the GED isn't a written test, it's an exercise to see how quickly you can badger a tipsy woman into sex

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:40

ninotoreS: Aug 20, 2009; Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Baba Ganoush posted:

putting your penis in a woman in order to give you both pleasure

virgin poster confirmed

# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:43

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Actually, we're all rapists, we just don't realize that we are because we're not famous enough to be in the public spotlight.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:08

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Poetic Justice posted:

everyone will claim you raped them when you are worth millions

especially if you did.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:20

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Cardiovorax posted:

Correct for all the worst reasons. The kind of selfish, confident callousness that you need to force yourself on others for your own gratification is exactly what makes people successful in far too many occupations.

Don't blame them, the nature of the universe is entropic so selfishness is considered a virtue

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:24

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