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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
a side of beef.
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in.
Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin.

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Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

What a dick!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
You should lock your door.

You loving gaywad.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Maybe is you weren't a little manlet this wouldn't be a problem.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



this wouldn't have happened if you had a gun

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
taffy came to ur house
and herd ur mom queef

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I like this part better OP

Taffy was born
On a Moon Shiny Night,
His head in the Pipkin,
His Heels upright

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Doc Block posted:

taffy came to ur house
and herd ur mom queef

:pusheen:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

just one pin? you don't have a second one to darn your socks with you unindustrious gently caress?

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
did anyone else have that big-rear end mother goose book illustrated by Richard Scarry when they were kids? That book owned, this nursery rhyme was in it.

thanks for listening.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

psyopmonkey posted:

You should lock your door.

You loving gaywad.
In the rest of the poem the narrator fucks Taffy's poo poo up.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Dandywalken posted:

What a dick!

Dude's Welch; what did you expect?

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat


Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Taffy going out like a bitch

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
laffy taffy

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
taffy is just trying to eat man have you seen the economy in welshland

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

That's the one. You're a cool cat, Bad Titty Puker.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



i went to taffy's house, and hosed his goddamn wife

but the jokes on me cause now i'm gay as hell

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


Wasn't even a good silver pin

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

quote:

Taffy was a Welshman
Taffy was a thief
God drat repetitive song.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Moridin920 posted:

taffy is just trying to eat man have you seen the economy in welshland

I'd and immigrants, but on second thought they'd by default improve the human capital, so it can't be that.

Most surprised he's not stealing cockles and laverbread.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


Yeah I'm gonna need a copy of this book now.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
He successfully invaded your home? Doesn't sound very welsh to me.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

seems like Taffy needs a good talking-to

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

jiharlequinade posted:

seems like Taffy needs a good talking-to

Oi, cyfaill, Cymro wedi dwyn ​​fy ffôn celloedd!


Something like that?

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
taffy went to suffolk and shagged some sheep

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

If always heard "Taffy wasn't in, I jumped upon his Sunday hat and poked it with a pin" but that confused me cause I'd never been to church so I didn't the the big deal about Sunday clothes, and poking a hat with a pin wouldn't do anything unless the hat was inflatable or something

That's my children's book story

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I didnt do any of these things :wtc:

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer

flakeloaf posted:

Yeah I'm gonna need a copy of this book now.

Here you go -- http://www.amazon.com/Richard-Scarr...ry+mother+goose

From the first review:

quote:

MINUSES: Has some rhymes and illustrations that could be considered sexist (e.g., "When I was a bachelor" and "I had a little hen") or violent (e.g., "Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum" and "Taffy Was a Welshman").

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
the welsh will succeed where the scots failed

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Bobert Bobertson posted:

the welsh will succeed where the scots failed


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Wales_Army

quote:

The Free Wales Army (Welsh: Byddin Rhyddid Cymru) was a paramilitary Welsh nationalist organisation, formed at Lampeter in Cardiganshire by William Julian Cayo-Evans in 1963. Its objective was to establish an independent Welsh republic. ...

Members wore home-made uniforms and marched in historic sites like Machynlleth, as well as carrying out manoeuvres with small arms and explosives in the Welsh countryside and claiming responsibility for many of Mudiad Amddiffyn Cymru's bombings.[3][4][5] ...

The group was generally not taken seriously by the media,[1] and one government memo warned against "taking the organisation's activities too seriously," saying this "would give to it an unmerited importance and publicity which its leaders are plainly seeking".[6] ...

Evans, his second-in-command, Dennis Coslett (who refused to speak English throughout the trial), and four other members were convicted; Evans and Coslett spent 15 months in jail.[4][7]...

In 2009 photos of the group's exercises taken by undercover police officers (and introduced as evidence at the 1969 trial) were brought out of storage and put on display in a museum exhibit.[13]

Yeah... a bit underwhelming.











FAKEEDIT: One blog refers to the FWA as the "Viet Taff".

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Oct 31, 2014

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