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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Apparently he was his own nephew.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2799418/king-tut-girlish-hips-club-foot-buck-teeth-according-virtual-autopsy.html

Do your best GBS.

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Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬


:eyepop:

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

King Tut? More like King Tit. Look at those moobs.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Why does he have titties

revolther
May 27, 2008
Looks like that oogachakka baby.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Somebody page MOOBS to the thread

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Why does he have titties

Bitch tits to match his bitch hips. gently caress Ancient Egypt.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



please don't doxx me

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

the incest was super common for Egyptian royalty, bros pharaohs married their sisters

their society collapsed or was conquered like, a lot

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
first thing the greeks did after conquering egypt was start marrying their sisters so maybe theres just something in the water down there

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Incest?! In a monarchy?!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

wow king tut was a goon

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
got those child-bearing hips

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
paging tut butt to the thread

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
You got incest in my monarchy!

You got monarchy in my incest!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:tutbutt:

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
gimp rear end bitch

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Life on the Nile was pretty easy. Sure there were crocodiles but the reliable flooding, the rich silt, not much to do all day but have sex with your family.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i liked it when they poisoned him in season 4

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Plafop posted:

You got incest in my monarchy!

You got monarchy in my incest!

dude monarchy and incest go hand in hand. why do you think rednecks are always called welfare queens

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
lol amarna kings

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Why does he have titties

king tit

edit: or king tutties idk

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

king tut ate his butt

how many pieces did he eat?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

LifeSizePotato posted:

king tit

edit: or king tutties idk

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

King be ugly.

goatse.cx
Nov 21, 2013

The White Dragon posted:

dude monarchy and incest go hand in hand. why do you think rednecks are always called welfare queens

welfare queen denotes black people.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wheres my new dog when we need him

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

goatse.cx posted:

welfare queen denotes black people.
yeah nice try white dragon or should i say... obama

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Tut tut

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

when he was feeling gassy his friends called him king toot

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
I think I could take on King Bitch-tits. Kick his crutch out from underneath him and sucker punch him in his titty.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


So glad his bitch rear end died young so we could get a real Pharaoh. Ra protect Horemheb, may he smite Egypt's enemies and bring maat to the land.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
At least he was better than that Apep-spawned heretic Akhenaten.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Hips don't lie.

Funking Giblet
Jun 28, 2004

Jiglightful!

[ ] man
[ ] woman
[x] goon

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
I totally get incest because when I'm playing crusader kings 2 I'll have a dude with like 22 martial but 2 stewardship and then I'll look at his sister an notice she has like 20 stewardship. I'm like "drat, why can't I marry these two. They're sure to have at least one non retarded baby and I can just suicide charge the tards into to the vikings."

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

MegaGatts posted:

I totally get incest because when I'm playing crusader kings 2 I'll have a dude with like 22 martial but 2 stewardship and then I'll look at his sister an notice she has like 20 stewardship. I'm like "drat, why can't I marry these two. They're sure to have at least one non retarded baby and I can just suicide charge the tards into to the vikings."


Incestous Politics: The Video Game

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


would
wood

Spandex Bonerlord fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Oct 31, 2014

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008


I didn't know they made white Egyptians. He looks like Mike Bibby.

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amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
I really liked the Pharaoh and Cleopatra games but now they're all dead :negative:

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