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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
At the office we keep a TV tuned to a 24 hour news network and I get a news feed on my phone. All day it seemed like every time I glaced at the TV or the news feed on my phone there was a story about Tim loving the cock. How and why is this newsworthy to the point where I cannot seem to escape it?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

places outside of these forums dont look so kindly on the queer folk

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
loving fags keep it to yourself i never talk about how i want to bone women jk its like literally all i talk about i love you tim cook but not like that

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
why is this like the third thread that has been posted today about this

mods, move them all to YOSPOS

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
My mistake, I was unaware that this was already a thread. I don't look past the first page. Were the other threads able to reach a conclusion on why this is a newsworthy matter?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The real question is, is he single?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

PyPy posted:

My mistake, I was unaware that this was already a thread. I don't look past the first page. Were the other threads able to reach a conclusion on why this is a newsworthy matter?

I believe the consensus was "i'm gay"

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Yes, that sounds like GBS.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

hasn't this been public knowledge for years? that's why i don't get the big hubbub

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

tim cook likes getting hosed in the rear end almost as much as his customers

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I just had to pose the question because I was genuinely curious. If we are supposed to be living in this new world where it's okay for gays to marry, why is this, something we are supposed to consider normal, news?

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
because he's the most powerful cocksucker who ever lived

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
he's a bug chaser

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
are gay men into scat and poo poo, since they are attracted to loving butts? wtf is their deal

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
The very fact that we are supposed to think of this kind of behavior as normal is the same reason that it shouldn't be a news story.


It's like a news story about puppies being cute...that's not news to anyone!

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Poetic Justice posted:

are gay men into scat and poo poo, since they are attracted to loving butts? wtf is their deal

i'm reading the wikipedia article on gays as we speak, i'll update the thread if i find out

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

LifeSizePotato posted:

i'm reading the wikipedia article on gays as we speak, i'll update the thread if i find out

thanks, i've been seriously wondering all night long about it

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
iFrot

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Oh you so enlightened, so sollee

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
"im proud to be gay"
-Tim cook, sounding like he is trying to convince himself of this

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

he was FORCED to be gay, in order to appeal to Apple's consumer fanbase

what a fake

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PyPy posted:

"im proud to be gay"
-Tim cook, sounding like he is trying to convince himself of this

he picked the right orientation given the demographics of the tech industry.

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Hoover was probably the most powerful, but Cook might be the richest gay ever?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
stock traders are more compulsive than chinamen playing high stakes back alley fan-tan they will bet on anything
*yells among a crowd of screaming men holding cash surrounding tim cook getting hosed in the rear end*

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

breaklaw posted:

Hoover was probably the most powerful,

don't forget that obama is a gay african muslim communist

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

LifeSizePotato posted:

don't forget that obama is a gay african muslim communist

you forgot nazi

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
*yawns* wake me up when we know the chamfer of his dangly parts

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

PyPy posted:

I just had to pose the question because I was genuinely curious. If we are supposed to be living in this new world where it's okay for gays to marry, why is this, something we are supposed to consider normal, news?
i think only because of how powerful he is. demagoguing about gays now means demagoguing against the openly gay head of a company with $182 billion in revenue.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

places outside of these forums dont look so kindly on the queer folk

sounds kind of gay if you ask me

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
first openly gay chief of a fortune 500 company. #5 on the list. pretty powerful ally politically.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
am i supposed to be impressed or something

still a bourgeoisie gently caress as far as I'm concerned

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
suffice to say if you were the editor of businessweek and tim cook approached you about coming out in your paper, would you go, nahhhhh that's not news. haha mr. news expert

lol

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
More like Tim Cock. Am I right, guys? :v:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

dey eat da poopoo

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Dead Precedents posted:

More like Tim Cock. Am I right, guys? :v:

Idgi?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Skimming over gbs and thought the thread was about Suicidal Tendencies. Disappointed in the lack of Pepsi discussion.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Skimming over gbs and thought the thread was about Suicidal Tendencies. Disappointed in the lack of Pepsi discussion.

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

anchoress posted:

because he's the most powerful cocksucker who ever lived

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
gbs sure hates wealthy gay people

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