i was just looking at the soups (freshly made because the canned stuff for poors) and this kid about 3 years old runs up and made contact with my anus. he poked up there and i felt definite contact. i was squatting down to look at the soups and his finger made contact. i was wearing shorts at the time and feel violated now. my anus twitched, because he was really trying to poke it up there. his mum said to apologise, but the little poo poo ran off laughing. am i now a child molester? i was just looking at soup and never planned on being toddler fingered. this is serious guys. brb, i have to buy some more vodka to deal with this. i was effectively raped. Sas fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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a finger in the bum from a tyke is just harmless fun unless you enjoyed it too much
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:25 |
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Should've gone to Woolies.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:26 |
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You overthinking this isn't disturbing or foreboding at all.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:27 |
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Sas posted:i effectively raped. aatrek parachute detected
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:30 |
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u avin a giggle m8?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:30 |
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is coles british for kohls?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:33 |
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if you didn't consent you can't be a child molester. it's like getting pregnant
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:36 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:is coles british for kohls? i should go to kohls more if they have soup
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no guys this is sereious. i didn't think that i would ever have a 3 year old finger near my anus, but now i have. i was just wearing shorts and a tshirt, nothing slutty. I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:46 |
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Sas posted:no guys this is sereious. i didn't think that i would ever have a 3 year old finger near my anus, but now i have. maybe you shouldn't have been sashaying around the freshly made soups like a whore if you didn't want your butthole fingered by a child did you ever think of that?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:47 |
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You know what they do to rock spiders in prison, mate?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:48 |
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TBH you are lucky the mother didn't call the police and lock you up for 20+ years for child molestation.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:49 |
Sweet Tea posted:maybe you shouldn't have been sashaying around the freshly made soups like a whore if you didn't want your butthole fingered by a child did you ever think of that? this is like that chick that got hit on by minoritys while walking around nyc. I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND A NICE PUMPKIN SOUP
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:57 |
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don't bring jewish nyc harassment girl into this. she's never gotten her butthole fingered by a child like you have
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:59 |
The Rage posted:u avin a giggle m8? no but that little poo poo did when he ran around the corner with his anus finger.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:59 |
Sweet Tea posted:don't bring jewish nyc harassment girl into this. she's never gotten her butthole fingered by a child like you have THE CHILD WAS WHITE SO IT'S WORSE
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:00 |
Sweet Tea posted:don't bring jewish nyc harassment girl into this. she's never gotten her butthole fingered by a child like you have I thought she was south american. She was hot.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:00 |
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Somewhere, Aatrek is sweating and he doesn't know why
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:01 |
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Sas posted:I thought she was south american. She was hot. i agree she is hot.
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Sweet Tea posted:i agree she is hot. she was soo hot. I'd say hi, but would probably be working.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:06 |
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op now you know how the average woman feels EVERY DAY
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:08 |
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i dunno man. actually getting your butthole fingered by a child... that's probably worse than what most women deal with every day. like they get harassed but don't actually end up in a situation where they have to ask an internet forum if they've molested a child on a daily basis.
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Sweet Tea posted:i dunno man. actually getting your butthole fingered by a child... that's probably worse than what most women deal with every day. like they get harassed but don't actually end up in a situation where they have to ask an internet forum if they've molested a child on a daily basis.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:16 |
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Fairly passive posted:Should've gone to
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:27 |
Sweet Tea posted:i dunno man. actually getting your butthole fingered by a child... that's probably worse than what most women deal with every day. like they get harassed but don't actually end up in a situation where they have to ask an internet forum if they've molested a child on a daily basis. Thank you that what I was thinking, if a girl got a toddler finger up the wahoo it would be a big deal. White, cis male - people laugh. THIS IS SEREIOUS the little poo poo even gave me the waggle while up there. Sas fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:32 |
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This happened to me once at a Burlington Coat Factory. Have you ever heard of a phenomenon called "Phantom Limb"? It's the sensation that a amputated or missing limb is still attached to one's body. Well, sometimes (typically when I'm entering a discount retail store) I experience what I can only describe as "Phantom Finger in My Butthole" and I become sweaty and begin to shake uncontrollably. And then there's the nightmares... If you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you, OP. Vastarien fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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Sas posted:Thank you that what I was thinking, if a girl got a toddler finger up the wahoo it would be a big deal. White, cis male - people laugh. Kid s these days
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:46 |
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that girl walking through nyc was not hot
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:54 |
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Sas posted:i was just looking at the soups (freshly made because the canned stuff for poors) and this kid about 3 years old runs up and made contact with my anus. he poked up there and i felt definite contact. i was squatting down to look at the soups and his finger made contact. i was wearing shorts at the time and feel violated now. my anus twitched, because he was really trying to poke it up there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2mvVwpBRE
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:16 |
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One in the bum is worth two in the bush
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:27 |
amityville anus posted:One in the bum is worth two in the bush so your saying i took this childs finger virginity? it's weird to think in 16 years when he's finally getting some fingerpainting action i can think - yeah. i was there first.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:29 |
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Sas posted:so your saying i took this childs finger virginity? it's weird to think in 16 years when he's finally getting some fingerpainting action i can think - yeah. i was there first.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:30 |
i don;t speak anamie, but that's excatly what the little bugger looked like, except he was wearing a red tshirt and blue pants. should i ring up crimestoppers?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:31 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:you know what u have to do... Kill Your Rapist... devour his (OR HER ) eyes to absorb his (OR HER ) power
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:32 |
a hole-y ghost posted:you know what u have to do... Kill Your Rapist... you... you are completly right. thank you for some practical advice. i'm going to scope out that coles and wait for the little poo poo to come back and whip out my sweet katana and get vengeance. and eat the eyes. thank god for SA. this is the coles in central darwin and i'm ready for you, you little poo poo. i'm doing this for all the women that have been fingerblasted by toddlers, and for me. Sas fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:33 |
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Business Gorillas posted:devour his (OR HER ) eyes to absorb his (OR HER ) power As the resident sjw tumble genderlord I feel you should know that "they/them/their" is an acceptable pronoun when you are unsure of gender
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:41 |
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serious post - unless you are aatrek i can't see why you think a toddler would to that. not serious post - voted 1. there is already a trashy store thread (walmart). sorry.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:43 |
Pomp posted:As the resident sjw tumble genderlord I feel you should know that "they/them/their" is an acceptable pronoun when you are unsure of gender that little poo poo was a guy. I felt his guy fingers.
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Rambling Robot posted:serious post - unless you are aatrek i can't see why you think a toddler would to that. Coles is not trashy and I was violated. I BROUGHT FRIGGEN PUMPKIN AND KUMARA SOUP THAT WAS FRESHLY MADE. We don't have wallmart here, because there's not enough fattys. this is like a crying women being told by police that she asked for it.
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