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i learned sindarin just to write poems for my pretend gf
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I always thought it was because Mordor had lots of surplus Soviet-era Anti-Aircraft batteries, and nothing was going to get through.
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Nov 1, 2014 06:55
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because then there wouldn't be a giant story!!!
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Nov 1, 2014 06:59
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genesplicer posted:I always thought it was because Mordor had lots of surplus Soviet-era Anti-Aircraft batteries, and nothing was going to get through.  "But we cannot reach them!" "...Buk will reach them."
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Nov 1, 2014 14:54
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Galadriel shoud have just taken the ring for herself, IMHO. Why is the patriarchy always keeping a girls down?
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Nov 1, 2014 15:19
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:please post your speculation on the nature of tom bombadil. thanks. he's the first scientist
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Nov 1, 2014 15:33
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Kanthulhu posted:Galadriel shoud have just taken the ring for herself, IMHO. Why is the patriarchy always keeping a girls down? That scene where she turns all giant and purple always gets me all bonery
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Nov 1, 2014 16:24
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"all shall love me and despair" >tfw no femdom gf who rules over middle earth with her beauty and power
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Nov 1, 2014 16:25
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Luthien = blonde Bayonetta. Think about it.
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A_Ruse! posted:serious post answer: bc lotr is not an anime, makes u think That's obvious, Frodo isn't an sex crazed adult elf in the body of a ten year old female hobbit that's grown a glorious rack (SS uniform optional)
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Chupe Raho Aurat posted:That's obvious, Frodo isn't an sex crazed adult elf in the body of a ten year old female hobbit that's grown a glorious rack (SS uniform optional) Actually he is, this is explained quite thoroughly in the other lore books
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