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I am playing teleglitch and I keep seeing a bunch of goons say they aren't good at knifing and are telling others to not bother with knifing. On my second time playing it I got really good at knifing though. I don't get it, why are some goons bad at video games? Also I remember in the metal gear thread that some people restarted mgs3 when they realized they missed the nvg because they thought they were a "critical" item needed to beat several sections of the game including the fear, but the fear is really really easy to beat without using any sort of opitics you just need to look at the falling leaves from trees. I don't get it, why are some goons bad at video games?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:47 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:08 |
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pubbies are bad but goons are better than pubbies therefore you are wrong
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:49 |
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people with autism are also known for having trouble with timing, which makes some goons really bad.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:51 |
not everyone's good at the same things and the specific game you're talking about is one that you can't really brute force with persistence despite sucking at what you need to do
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:55 |
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i hate that loving game
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:56 |
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I find that usually people who are really good at video games had a Nintendo growing up? I had a Sega and I played it all the time and I'm terrible at video games.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:57 |
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They have been watching Lowtax and Shmorky for instruction. This is why some goons are really bad at video games.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:57 |
Action Yak Police posted:I find that usually people who are really good at video games had a Nintendo growing up? I had a Sega and I played it all the time and I'm terrible at video games. that might explain it, i'm also terrible at video games but i just keep trying a million times until i either get to a save point or get tired of dying
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:01 |
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mr.capps posted:I don't get it, why are some goons bad at video games? Because a lot of videogames require you to think creatively which is impossible for spergs to do
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:04 |
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cause spatial awareness, reflexes, and general IQ. its actually one of the few things some questions on an IQ test can directly correlate to for them there are other games such as WoW
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:06 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Because a lot of videogames require you to think creatively which is impossible for spergs to do why think creatively, when the game for the most part is made by engineers, just think like them and you can make a game do what you want 99% of the time.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:07 |
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im good at ck2 but not much else
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:15 |
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video gaymes are pretty hard. It's taken me years to master them
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:45 |
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I'm bad at online FPS because of carpal tunnel, I've had to adjust my play style to not include sprinting (pushing down on joystick makes hand hurt), which really gimps any type of potential builds. I'm not sure whether it was the hours of masturbation time logged that caused the carpal tunnel or the years of video games; perhaps it was both.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:51 |
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TOILETLORD posted:people with autism are also known for having trouble with timing, which makes some goons really bad. i thought autistic people were really good with timing
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:57 |
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Alan Smithee posted:pubbies are bad but goons are better than pubbies therefore you are wrong i never understood this one at all. goons are garbage more than half the time they just have more numbers and semi cohesion. but yet people keep thinking goons are good at games
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:16 |
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Watching geof play dark souls was embarrassing. Dude never learned how to combat and just brute forced his way through everything with heavy armor and chugging the health thing.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:44 |
I wonder the same thing sometimes as well op but then I remember that most people haven't been playing games 40 hours a week for 20 years like I have so maybe I can cut them a break every now and then
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:46 |
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goons are good at eve but it's basically an autistic tyranny simulator so...
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:59 |
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being good at video games takes effort and
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:59 |
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Because goons like RPGs mostly OP.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:02 |
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avatarinwin posted:i thought autistic people were really good with timing
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:14 |
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What is a videgoame? a miserable pile of bugs lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:15 |
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I used to think I was bad at video games until I watched my non-gamer friend try to play Wind Waker. It was like watching a retard trying to paddle a rowboat. Now I think I'm just mediocre.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:26 |
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I tried to play Sonic with my dad when I was little and he just couldn't do it. I'm pretty sure he was faking so he wouldn't have to spend time with me though, all the loving buttons are jump.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:31 |
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in the iOS thread a bunch of goons were upset when Tiny Wings came out because they couldn't figure out the controls designed for a 3 year old. they also bitched really bad about Nimblequest, which is another game that is crazy easy to control. one of the developers is a goon and they kept crying at him to add a virtual joystick or something to the game because their giant man hands couldn't handle swipe-controls and the developer just said "no".
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:03 |
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I dug up my Nintendo and Sega Genesis to play games for Hallowe'en. If any kids see I'm sure they'll think the TV is broken, what with the giant 8-bit sprites and rad chiptunes coming from it. Looking into strangers' houses is one of the many perks of being a kid on Hallowe'en. Or I may just give up and run through Portal 2 with my roommate again. TETRIS
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:21 |
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with SP+MP enabled games especially you have to realize that more than half the players will never go online, or possibly even play against another human being so the most dribbling idiot you've ever played against is already in the top 50% or better simply by virtue of experience
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:27 |
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goons are pubbies dumb enough to think having :tenbux: makes them superior to pubbies usually, this makes them far worse
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:34 |
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goons are pretty decent at the games ive played with them the goon tf2 server i tried out was far, far more difficult than the valve servers that i usually stomp effortlessly the two goon planetside 2 outfits are some of the objectively better ones in the game plenty of really smooth dungeon runs with goons in guild wars 2 and the vanilla WoW server, much more so than you'd get with random dudes played space station 13 with goons and they were mostly "good" at it i guess? kinda hard to gauge that sort of thing in ss13. the goon minecraft server i played on is in the same boat. there were some nice structures theyre good at minecraft, or something think those are the only games ive played with goons. usually i just stick to my group of friends
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:50 |
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i played space station 13 with goons and three janitors tazed me, stole my clothes, drank my fluids and threw my husk into a shredder
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:58 |
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i dont know, im a goon and im average at games.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:20 |
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It is bad to make generalizations about all goons, or all pubbies, because these are diverse groups of white male children/manchildren and include people from all walks of life as long as they are white, and nerdy, and immature. However filters out a lot of 12-year-olds, so goons are on balance slightly better at video games because if you see a goon in a video game they are less likely to be a literal child.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:26 |
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i don't play multiplayer because competition is anathema to true gaming.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:45 |
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i've been playing fps since i was like 3, maybe not healthy, but i can pick up any shooter and stay top of the scoreboard all night, and that makes me feel pretty cool and badass
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:46 |
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mr.capps posted:I am playing teleglitch and I keep seeing a bunch of goons say they aren't good at knifing and are telling others to not bother with knifing. On my second time playing it I got really good at knifing though. gently caress NVG, the thermal are way better. Yeah I could be some jungle commando and look for subtle signs, but I ain't got time for that. Plus I have poo poo loads of batteries from eating glowing mushrooms (???) From what I've seen, the goons that are the most socially stunted and broken are actually the worst players, which totally goes against what you would think.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:49 |
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i used to just slam down pop and listen to gabber and play 24/7 iceworld in css all day is probably the most apt emoticon ever
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:51 |
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Goons have been consistently the best players in multiplayer games whenever I've played with them. I think you just suck op
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:52 |
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the goons who are bad are there as comic relief by flying sideways into your galaxy as soon as you leave the warpgate
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:54 |
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Stoic Commie posted:the goons who are bad are there as comic relief by flying sideways into your galaxy as soon as you leave the warpgate That or those idiots that stand still all day staring down a scope, completely oblivious to the explosions and bullets around them, or the person running up behind them with a knife.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:56 |