Hottest NPC's in VIDEO GAMES (are good)

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whats the point of a vest that small

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:20

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:59

Cyberball 2072: Feb 17, 2014; by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

holy frig what dont you bozos understand about NPC?? GOSH.

N.P.C. = NON PLAYER CHARACTER YOU CRETINOUS PLEBS

AMEN, yall are dumb. I aint even lookin at page 4 till everyone gets their bullshit in check.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:25

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Cyberball 2072 posted:

AMEN, yall are dumb. I aint even lookin at page 4 till everyone gets their bullshit in check.

Fine.

That hot low-res crotch texture.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:26

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ivy is the hottest chick!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:46

MarioTeachesWiping: Nov 1, 2006; by XyloJW

the stripper from metro last light

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:47

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Cyra posted:

the stripper from metro last light

prolly not a as hot a Ivy

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:48

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Wicker Man posted:

That face in the middle looks familiar...

:smug:

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:58

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 05:02

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Garrand posted:

Love a woman in a suit.

How unprofessional.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 08:09

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

i hate this guy

# ? Nov 1, 2014 08:20

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

psyopmonkey posted:

Alex from hl2

Shes awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULwitf1PkI
Dios mio!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 08:25

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

error1 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULwitf1PkI
Dios mio!

What in the actual gently caress. My brain hurts now.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 08:28

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Easily nutted to these fine rear end ladies

# ? Nov 1, 2014 08:32

SkaAndScreenplays: Dec 11, 2013; by Pragmatica

ArbitraryC posted:

I literally started playing the PC port this week and had not yet noticed that between her tie and necklace it is quite clearly a cock and balls dangling in her breasts. Simply amazing.

What game is this?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 10:55

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Machai posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2014 11:08

cams: Mar 28, 2003

toggle posted:

i hate this guy

james deen is a national treasure

i missed an opportunity to see him speak at pasadena college

# ? Nov 1, 2014 11:13

fanged wang: Nov 1, 2014; by Ralp

i abused the camera to look at lara croft's rear end in tomb raider 2 when i had no hair on my balls (many years ago) but i've never sucessfully made a jizz to a video game op! i've never thoroughly explored the sexy video game offerings though! my life still has many years left, god willing!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 11:16

Eindyin: Mar 23, 2004; #1 Son

Hmm do cover pictures count?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 11:39

PrBacterio: Jul 19, 2000

Bregor posted:

is that the one who was based on roberta williams?
fake edit: looks like no

# ? Nov 1, 2014 12:55

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

what are you weirdos doing replying to this gimmick thread? Halloween is over, dumbasses!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 13:08

PrBacterio: Jul 19, 2000

why should we only reply to gimmick threads during halloween? also, arent all threads in gbs1.4 gimmick threads?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 13:10

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

PrBacterio posted:

why should we only reply to gimmick threads during halloween? also, arent all threads in gbs1.4 gimmick threads?

vidja games are good rule lol

# ? Nov 1, 2014 13:13

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

do you not think videogames are good?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 13:15

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

bedpan posted:

How unprofessional.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 13:18

free basket of chips: Sep 7, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 1, 2014 14:28

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Machai posted:

I remember really briefly from like 1998-200 Jennifer Anniston had this hair

# ? Nov 1, 2014 14:31

karms: Jan 22, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Yam Slacker

aww yeah babe

# ? Nov 1, 2014 14:41

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

# ? Nov 1, 2014 14:43

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

# ? Nov 1, 2014 14:49

...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

and, get this, she's a goon :swoon:

# ? Nov 1, 2014 14:51

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

# ? Nov 1, 2014 15:07

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

SkaAndScreenplays posted:

What game is this?

FF XIII

# ? Nov 1, 2014 15:12

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

ArbitraryC posted:

I literally started playing the PC port this week and had not yet noticed that between her tie and necklace it is quite clearly a cock and balls dangling in her breasts. Simply amazing.

Everyone says that port is really bad. Is that your experience?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 15:15

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 15:31

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

# ? Nov 1, 2014 15:42

jarjarbinksfan621: Mar 4, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

I literally started playing the PC port this week and had not yet noticed that between her tie and necklace it is quite clearly a cock and balls dangling in her breasts. Simply amazing.

We see what we wanna see.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 16:59

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Everyone says that port is really bad. Is that your experience?

Works great for me? From what I remember watching my friend play it on a 360 the load times are faster. The main thing people complain about (from what I saw on steam comments) was that the graphics cap out at 720p but it still runs at a higher quality than the ps3 or 360 so it's kind of dumb to go "but it's not 1080!". I've seen a few people complain about bugs or lag but I think that's more an issue with their computer being bad. Yeah a quick google shows people whining that the game maxes out at 60 fps as if their human eyes can even detect that high or higher so I think this is just one of those gamers are impossible to satisfy things. If you look at the steam reviews you'll see like 40 hours played with a thumbs down telling people not to buy it because it's capped at 720p and 60 fps hahahaha.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 17:24